| Name
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Notes
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| Pack expansion slot |
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| Pack of "Are We There Yet?" stickers |
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| Pack of chewing bark |
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| Pack of chewing gum |
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| Pack of everlasting gobstoppers |
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| Pack of fireproof cigarettes |
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| Pack of instant doodles |
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| Pack of leaky batteries |
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| Pack of lightsaber batteries |
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| Pack of long odds |
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| Pack of non-sticky notes |
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| Pack of personal space tissues |
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| Pack of pre-sealed envelopes |
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| Pack of slow-cooked instant noodles |
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| Pack of unicorn meatballs |
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| Package of instant karma |
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| Packed punch |
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| Packet of holy smokes |
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| Packet of instant poodles |
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| Packet of instant soap |
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| Packet of memory wipes |
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| Packet of owl pellets |
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| Packet of splinters |
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| Packet of will-o'-the-crisps |
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| Pad of 365 tearable puns |
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| Pagan bible |
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| Pail of cave paint |
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| Pain enhancer |
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| Paincake |
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| Paint fattener |
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| Painting of gods playing poker |
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| Pair of concrete swimming trunks |
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| Pair of left-handed scissors |
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| Pair of mermaid socks |
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| Pair of narscissors |
B |
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| Pair of Pandora's boxers |
U |
Won by defeating a Pandora's Boxer.
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| Pair of spherical dice |
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| Palindrome reverser |
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| Pan of uni-cornbread |
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| Pandora's box |
@ |
Affects hero in a random way
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| Pane in the glass |
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| Panic boutonniere |
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| Panic button |
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| Pantheon strategy guide |
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| Paper airplane engine |
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| Paper plane |
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| Paper trail |
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| Paper trowel |
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| Paperback audiobook |
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| Paradigm shifter |
B |
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| Parallel cross |
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| Parallel limes |
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| Parallel universe navigator |
B |
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| Parallel university map |
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| Parallel world map |
B |
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| Paranoid camera |
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| Parched paper |
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| Parental guidelines |
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| Parental lock |
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| Parkouring ticket |
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| Part of the plan |
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| Part time clock |
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| Partial download |
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| Participation ribbon |
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| Particle avoider |
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| Particle of clothing |
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| Particule accelerator |
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| Parting shot glass |
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| Party timer |
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| Passenger cannonball |
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| Passionless fruit |
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| Password hint |
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| Past life savings |
B |
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| Pastry of misunderstanding |
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| Patty's cake |
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| Pauper clip |
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| Pavlov's hotdog |
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| Paw printer |
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| Pea-sized pea |
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| Peace meal |
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| Pearl of wisdom |
B |
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| Pearl with a girl earring |
B |
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| Pebble without a cause |
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| Peck of pixelated peppers |
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| Pecking order form |
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| Peek-a-quester |
@ |
This item finds information about current quest prospects.
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| Peer pressure gauge |
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| Peer pressure valve |
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| Peer pressurizer |
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| Pelican opener |
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| Penalty card |
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| Penalty shot glass |
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| Pencil ink |
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| Penultimatum |
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| Pepperminted coin |
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| Perfect attendance trophy |
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| Perfectly cromulent artifact |
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| Performance anxiety enhancer |
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| Performance-enhancing rug |
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| Periodic table cloth |
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| Periodic table of elementals |
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| Periodic tableau |
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| Permanent marker eraser |
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| Permanent quest marker |
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| Permitted fruit |
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| Perpetual emotion machine |
B |
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| Perpetual entropy generator |
B |
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| Perpetual motion sickness pill |
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| Perpetual stillness machine |
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| Perplexiglass |
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| Personal disorganizer |
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| Personal lightning rod |
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| Personal milestone |
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| Personal space extender |
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| Personal space tissues |
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| Personal spacebar |
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| Personal theme tune generator |
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| Personality quark |
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| Personality test kit |
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| Personalized bullet |
B |
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| Pet brush |
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| "Pet Care for Heroes" book |
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| Pet peeve |
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| Pet rock |
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| Petrified rock |
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| Petty cache |
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| Phantom's limb |
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| Philosopher's scone |
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| Philosopher's stone |
@ |
This item can transform one or several bold items in the hero's inventory into gold bricks
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| Philosophical wax |
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| Phishing license |
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| Phishing lure |
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| Phoenix ashes |
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| Phoenix feather duster |
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| Photo of a basilisk |
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| Photo of a black square |
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| Photo of a mirage |
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| Photo of a monochromatic rainbow |
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| Photo of an invisible man |
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| Photobomb defuser |
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| Pi-sided die |
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| Pick of destiny |
B |
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| Pick of the litter |
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| Pick up line |
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| Picked pocket |
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| Picture of a picture |
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| Picture of a thousand words |
B |
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| Picture of Moaning Lisa |
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| Picture of ten thousand words |
B |
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| Pièce de résistance |
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| Piece of advice |
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| Piece of bacterial soap |
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| Piece of bubble wrap |
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| Piece of contraband |
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| Piece of crab |
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| Piece of destruction paper |
@ |
This item either kills the monster your hero is fighting or turns 2000 coins into a golden brick.
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| Piece of duct tape |
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| Piece of emotional baggage |
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| Piece of enriched dirt |
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| Piece of falling sky |
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| Piece of flair |
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| Piece of grey matter |
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| Piece of illiterature |
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| Piece of insufficient data |
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| Piece of kryptonite |
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| Piece of mind |
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| Piece of old equipment |
B |
Sometimes found after fishing, and always found when buying new equipment from a trader.
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| Piece of Pi |
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| Piece of ship |
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| Piece of the action |
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| Piece of the Y-axis |
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| Piece of theoretical string |
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| Piece of typo-allergenic paper |
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| Piece of unchewable gum |
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| Piece of uncooked toast |
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| Piece of vendor trash |
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| Pig-tail sock |
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| Pilates license |
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| Pile of debt |
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| Pile of game solutions |
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| Pile of social credit |
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| Pile of stardust |
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| Pillar of society |
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| Pillow of eternal sleep |
B |
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| Pillow pet |
B |
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| Pinch of bloodbath salt |
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| Pineapple bomb |
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| Pint of no return |
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| Pip-Boy without batteries |
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| Pipe dream cleaner |
B |
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| Pirate coffer |
@ |
Sail reward. 50%GP for artifacts and coins.
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| Pirate's pegleg |
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| Pitcher o' health |
H |
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| Pixel dust |
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| Pixie dust snuff |
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| Pixie rust |
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| 'Pixies Gone Wild' flipbook |
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| Placebo pill |
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| Placebo's antidote |
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| Plan C |
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| Plan Z |
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| Planck scale |
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| Plastic sturgeon |
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| Plate of curried favor |
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| "Playgod" magazine |
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| Playing field leveller |
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| Pleasure release valve |
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| Plot armor polish |
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| Plot device |
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| Plot hole patching kit |
B |
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| Plot thickener |
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| Plot twist straightener |
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| Plot twister |
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| Plug and play liver transplant |
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| Plug-n-pray device |
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| Pocket dimension calculator |
B |
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| Pocket hero |
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| Pocket projector |
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| Pocket scribbler |
@ |
This item writes an epic heroine tale (and adds guild influence if activated in town)
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| Pocket smelter |
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| Pocket universe |
B |
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| Pocketful of posies |
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| Pocketful of rye |
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| Pocketful of sunshine |
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| Poetic justice |
B |
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| Poetic license |
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| Poetic license plate |
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| Point blanket |
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| Point of no interest |
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| Pointing finger |
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| Pointless fork |
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| Pointless knife |
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| Pointless pencil |
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| Pointless scoreboard |
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| Pointy WIZZARD hat |
B |
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| Poisoned antidote |
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| Polished sandpaper |
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| Poly-cotton candy |
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| Polymorphine tablet |
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| Pomegrenade |
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| Pop culture reference T-shirt |
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| Pop-culture reference |
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| Popcornerstone |
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| Popped balloon |
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| Pork screw |
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| Portable battery drainer |
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| Portable beer cooler |
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| Portable death star |
B |
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| Portable drawbridge |
B |
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| Portable ego inflation pump |
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| Portable milestone |
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| Portable photon generator |
B |
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| Portable quest generator |
@ |
This item sends the hero on a mini-quest when activated
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| Portable stairway to heaven |
B |
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| Portable table of contents |
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| Portable tunnel |
@ |
This item can teleport the hero into a random town
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| Portable wind tunnel |
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| Portable wormhole |
@ |
This item can teleport the hero into a random town
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| Portrait of a landscape |
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| Positive note |
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| “Post Mortem Communication for Dummies” book |
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| Post-humourous award |
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| Postcard from Atlantis |
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| Postdated death certificate |
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| Posterized milk |
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| Pot of petunias |
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| Pot of strange brew |
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| Pot of sufferin' succotash |
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| Pot of thumb-war paint |
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| Potato-powered lightbulb |
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| Potential energy bar |
H |
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| Potential energy drink |
H |
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| Potential limiter |
B |
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| Potion of alertness |
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| Potion of temporary youth |
H |
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| Potion of total uselessness |
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| Potion of vincibility |
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| Potion of visibility |
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| Pouch of cold coins |
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| Pouch of eterna tea |
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| Pouch of magic kidney stones |
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| Pouch of static |
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| Pouched egg |
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| Poultry sum |
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| Pound of torque |
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| Poverty trap |
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| Powder of attorney |
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| Powder of love |
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| Prayer receipt |
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| 'Praying for Dummies' handbook |
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| “Praymate of the Month” calendar |
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| Praypal account |
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| Praystation |
@ |
This item adds one accumulator charge when activated
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| Pre-dried glue stick |
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| Pre-drilled holes |
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| Pre-emptive stroke |
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| Pre-Godville relic |
B |
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| Pre-historic history book |
B |
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| Pre-paid indulgence card |
B |
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| Pre-popped bubble wrap |
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| Pre-sealed envelopes |
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| Pre-threaded needle |
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| Preapocalyptic guide |
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| Precautionary measure |
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| Precautionary measuring jug |
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| Preemptive strike |
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| Preemptive stroke |
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| Preheated debate |
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| Preidiotic table |
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| Premarital hex |
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| Premature obituary |
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| Preschool diploma |
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| Pretty buoy |
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| Previously unreleased material |
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| Price matches |
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| Priceless gift |
B |
Won by defeating a Satan Claus (Christmas artifact).
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| Priceless tag |
B |
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| Pricetag of freedom |
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| Prints of Persia |
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| Prior engagement ring |
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| Priority straightener |
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| Pristine conditioner |
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| Private eye |
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| "Probability in Games for Dummies" book |
B |
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| Problem solvent |
B |
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| Productivity killer |
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| Progress bar |
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| Promised landmine |
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| Prophet margin |
B |
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| "Prophets Gone Wild" calendar |
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| Prosthetic brain |
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| Prosthetic table leg |
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| Protest tube |
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| Prototypewriter |
B |
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| Prototypo |
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| Proverbial thing |
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| Psalm lotion |
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| Pseudoku puzzle |
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| Pseudoscientific evidence |
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| Psionic tonic |
B |
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| Psychotic brake |
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| Psychotic episode |
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| Public display of affection |
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| Public eye |
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| Public key |
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| Public sphere |
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| Puddle jumper cable |
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| Pulp-free fiction |
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| Pun deconstructor |
B |
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| Puncake |
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| Punch line |
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| Punishing schedule |
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| Punk rocket |
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| Punlimited edition joke |
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| Pure mixture |
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| Purified dust particles |
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| Puzzle solvent |
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| Pyramid schematic |
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| Pyrite treasure |
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| Pyrrhic victory battle plan |
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| Pythagorean serum |
H |
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