None-of-your-business card

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Artifacts of Godville
None-of-your-business card
Type 🧷Normal
Description Unknown
Several versions of the card exist, all equally uninformative.

The none-of-your-business card is laminated and printed on good card stock. May also be referred to as the "none of your beeswax" card or the "mind your own business" (M.Y.O.B.) card.

It doesn't contain any actual useful information on it. The number on the card is disconnected or no longer in service. Please check the number and try your call again.

If ever you should find one of these rare cards, you will instantly be granted a shop license for the town of Unspecifiedistan. However, your hero tends to sell it before realizing what it is or how virtually worthless it is to shopkeepers.