Zombie survival kit

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Artifacts of Godville
Zombie survival kit
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Type 🔮Bold
Description An essential survival kit for the inevitable coming apocalypse.

The zombie survival kit is a bold artifact carried by monsters. Heroes may acquire this artifact by killing a monster with it in its possession. Merchant purchase prices range from 43 to 657 gold coins.

The zombie survival kit comes with a free handy-dandy canvas bag. A complete kit also contains the following:

  • One pump action shotgun with a sorely deficient number of working shells and a whole bunch of used shells
  • One discarded portable photon generator with nearly dead batteries and a flickering bulb
  • Three cans of generic peaches long past their sell-by date, and an empty can of whoop-ass
  • One dull cleaver knife embedded into a slab of granite
  • One fish boning knife with a broken handle
  • Seven used matches
  • An empty pack of chewing gum and four wads of pre-chewed gum
  • One paperclip
  • One pair of Skidmark brand underwear
  • One security blanket made of tin foil labeled "spacey blanket"
The Zombie survival kit is also available in "Highly Visible White" for those seeking "expert mode."

All of these things are necessities if you are to survive a zombie uprising. Any hero coming into possession of an incomplete bag is strongly encouraged to acquire the missing items. Zombie survival kits are a highly undervalued item; most heroes cannot truly appreciate their value until the fourteenth day of a zombie apocalypse. This item also will greatly reduce the difficulty of the quest to survive the zombie apocalypse.