List of excuses

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List of excuses
Type 🧷Normal
Description A compendium of contrition

This handy-dandy list, the List of excuses, includes all kinds of excuses. One word explanations are provided along with longer ones for persistent heroes and mother-in-laws.


  • Procrastination. I never got around to actually adding to this list.
  • Laziness. I don't want to.
  • Vacation! It's my day off.
  • Sick day. <cough cough> I don't feel like it today.
  • Temporary deafness. Huh? I can't hear you.
  • Busy. I'm working on <insert mini-quest here>, so I can't right now.
  • Company. I'm busy entertaining guests so it will have to wait for another day.
  • Spring cleaning. I have to clean out my paper clip collection, maybe later.
  • Sleepy. I need to get some zzzz...