Shellphone

Artifacts of Godville

Shellphone
Oyster’s last shellphone, Mediterranean C
Type	🧷Normal
Description	An underwater and overwater communications device manufactured by Oyster Inc
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A shellphone is a submarine artifact made for sailing and summer.

A brief introduction

The sea. Our home, our place, our life. But the sea is wide and deep, and in these troublesome times we have had to leave friends far away in that sea. Communication is impossible, your voice wouldn’t be able to cross the ocean, not alone. And we at Oyster Inc. have wondered for years how we may help bring everyone together, and after long research we have found an answer. That’s why, dear sea faring creatures, we are proud to announce the release of our latest invention: The shellphone!

The Shellphone

This device will transport your voice to any other shellphone in any corner of the sea. Just use the cable hanging from your phone to attach your shell to any signal pole, and you’ll be able to send your message to all the other poles. One may argue that this will lead to a massive agora where everyone will be screaming all at once. It is true, but isn’t that part of the charm?

Where to buy

Seashells are bought and sold around Godville everyday, so any trader will have one or two lying around. But if you want safety and quality we recommend coming to one of our Oyster stores.

Remember: there are plenty of fish in the sea, but not all of them can afford to be Oyster.