Artifacts of Godville
The unoppenable chest.|
The question most often asked about this artifact is, "Whose chest is this, that it makes its way around the entire community?" However, this is usually a misunderstanding related to a different kind of chest. No, this is a wooden chest, often painted yellow, that is supposed to be locked away in some town's safe. Any hero that recovers this chest should return it, unopened, to the nearest community, where he or she may turn it in to the, usually ungrateful mayor, or sell for half its original value. On no account will he or she actually "get out of jail free."