Apothecary in a bottle
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| Apothecary in a bottle | |
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| Type | 💊Healing |
| Description | Made in Healiopolis |
ARE YOU TIRED OF HAVING TO TRAVEL TO TOWN EVERY TIME YOU NEED HEALING?
Are you a busy hero that has better things to do than learn how to tie your own bandages together?
Then what you need is the new, revolutionary, Apothecary in a Bottle!!!
This healing artifact is like no other: inside every bottle is a fully licensed and accredited genie trained in medicinal arts!
Our specially certified apothecary djinns are trained in ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:
- Potion Crafting
- Wound Cauterizing
- CPR
- Kissing the Boo-Boos until they are better
Don't delay, buy your own APOTHECARY IN A BOTTLE today!
(Disclaimer: The Doctor Academy is not liable for any death, undeath, loss of limbs or painful agony caused by the use of this product. Always check the expiration date, do not operate heavy machinery or transportation skills two hours after using this product. Do not use with alcohol.)