Hallowed coffee grounds

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Artifacts of Godville
Hallowed coffee grounds
Coffee grounds.jpg
Type 🧷Normal
Description A holy and wet relic.

The Hallowed coffee grounds artifact are the sacred remains of the spirit caffeine.

Drink, for this is my blood

The worshippers of caffeine, spirit of coffee, gather in hidden covens to consume and bless their holy grains. In their rituals they brew gallons of it and drink it in order to enter into a state of trance.

This ends up in debauchery and deadly accidents but this pleases caffeine and apparently their followers.

The body of our deity

When the coffee rush subsides, the remaining cultists bless the remains and store them in holy sacks. These coffee grounds will feed shrines to the holy spirit surrounded by coffee trees.

Sadly most of this evangelists die at the hands of vicious monsters who carry this as a treasure.