Gibberish translator

From GodWiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
✍️This artifact article is a stub.
That means we think there's room here for some great new content, and we think you might be the right person for the job! If you feel inspired, we think you should be bold and expand or rewrite it! You can take a look at Guideline: Artifact Articles for guidance on this type of article.
📷Picture needed
This article needs one or more pictures to be added to it. To help Godwiki, please consider adding suitable pictures. You can find some relevant pictures that are not protected by copyright or licensing here.
Artifacts of Godville
Gibberish translator
Type 🧷Normal
Description Unknown

Have you ever talked to a baby? Wanted to know what it was saying? Maybe you thought it was an evil mastermind, taunting you by telling its plan? Well, look no further!

The Gibberish translator uses such amazing technology, mentioning all of it on this page would break my computer! However, for the fair price of $0 (not including shipping and handling), your hero will now be able to use babies as spies on unsuspecting heroes. Just think, they will never suspect that that sweet little face is actually memorizing everything about the area! Unless, of course, babies are stupid and don't do that, but it's not like nobody tested this, right? Right?!