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{{ | {{stub|monster}} | ||
{{monster | |||
| image = Fail Whale.jpg | |||
| caption = this is a picture of a fail whale failing | |||
| latin = Defectus cetaceans | |||
| description = No good at being a whale at all | |||
| class = Fish | |||
| habitat = [[Madchester]] | |||
| pet-level-from = 120 | |||
| pet-features = Sailing, Riding; [[Pets#List of pets|might have more]] | |||
| strong = yes | |||
}} | |||
The '''Fail Whale''' (''Defectus cetaceans'') is a [[pets|tamable]] [[monster]] that has totally stopped trying to be a whale any more. | |||
==Description== | |||
===General Info=== | |||
A war animal trained by [[General Failure]], In the army that protects [[Madchester]] town. This lunatic army may attack heroes without any cause. | |||
It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton. | |||
It was kept in huge aquariums at the house of [[General Failure]] as a war animal. | |||
=== | ===Guards of [[Madchester]]=== | ||
* | As it name suggests, in this town, guards are some lunatics that may sometime attack heros instead of protecting them. They include: | ||
* | * [[Fail Whale]] | ||
* Failure | * [[Master of Puppies]] | ||
* [[Soldier of Misfortune]] | |||
* [[Grenade Muncher]] | |||
* [[Grill Sergeant]] | |||
* [[Cordless Drill Sergeant]] | |||
* [[Major Problem]] | |||
* [[Major Disappointment]] | |||
* [[Major Buzzkill]] | |||
* [[Colonel of Truth]] | |||
* [[General Disappointment]] | |||
* [[General Failure]] | |||
* [[General Grievance]] | |||
* [[Model Major General]] | |||
* [[Veteran Kamikaze]] | |||
* [[Staple Gunner]] | |||
=== Weaknesses === | ==Attributes== | ||
===Strengths=== | |||
*Large size | |||
*Frequently irritates heroes | |||
*Failure is infectious and can sometimes spread to heroes | |||
===Weaknesses=== | |||
* Motivational speakers | * Motivational speakers | ||
* Too many people talking to it at once | *Too many people talking to it at once | ||
* Tends to cry a lot about | * Tends to cry a lot about it being a failure | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[General Failure]] : It's owner | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
Failwhale.jpg | |||
Fail Whale ic1.jpg | |||
</gallery> | |||
{{navbox pets}} | |||
{{Navbox strong monsters}} | |||
{{Navbox military}} | |||
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| Fail Whale | |
|---|---|
| Defectus cetaceans | |
 | |
| Strong Monster | |
| Class | Fish |
| Habitat | Madchester |
| Description | No good at being a whale at all |
| Pet | |
| Tame at levels | 120–134 (149 with ark) |
| Features | Sailing, Riding; might have more |
The Fail Whale (Defectus cetaceans) is a tamable monster that has totally stopped trying to be a whale any more.
Description
General Info
A war animal trained by General Failure, In the army that protects Madchester town. This lunatic army may attack heroes without any cause. It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton.
It was kept in huge aquariums at the house of General Failure as a war animal.
Guards of Madchester
As it name suggests, in this town, guards are some lunatics that may sometime attack heros instead of protecting them. They include:
- Fail Whale
- Master of Puppies
- Soldier of Misfortune
- Grenade Muncher
- Grill Sergeant
- Cordless Drill Sergeant
- Major Problem
- Major Disappointment
- Major Buzzkill
- Colonel of Truth
- General Disappointment
- General Failure
- General Grievance
- Model Major General
- Veteran Kamikaze
- Staple Gunner
Attributes
Strengths
- Large size
- Frequently irritates heroes
- Failure is infectious and can sometimes spread to heroes
Weaknesses
- Motivational speakers
- Too many people talking to it at once
- Tends to cry a lot about it being a failure
See Also
- General Failure : It's owner
