Dork Knight

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Monsters of Godville
Dork Knight
Miles fatuus
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Class Humanoid
Habitat quiet corners in run-down castles
Death Rattle "Have at you!"
Description weak chin and sad eyes

The Dork Knight (Miles fatuus) is a nerdy low-rank knight monster who ventures on evil quests and most of the time ends up being killed by Heroes.

Description

It can easily be mistaken for the Silent Knight (Miles tacitus) as they are both rather quiet and introspective. Brethren to the Little Knight Light (Miles lucidus minor), also a quiet little fellow, only seen on dusk.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Can weasel in to tight corners to steal gold bricks, due to its slim build
  • Hard to hit as it tends to flop about in combat, with no real substance to strike at

Weaknesses

  • Prone to hay fever and runny noses and fits of the sneezes, which can seriously impair its combat abilities
  • Always has to be home in time for supper

Field notes

Monstrous Aristocracy
Monarchy Arrestocrat • Grimelord • Hangoverlord • Ogrelord • Spelun King
Royalty Carbon Foot Prince • Duke of Haphazard • Itch King • King of Clovers • King Thong • Ligerian Prince • Lying King • Prince Charmless • Prince Harming • Prince of Dorkness • Prince of Whales
Nobility Baristocrat • Capitalist Overlord • Civil Warlord • Demoted Plutocrat • Evil Overlord • Game Overlord • Grime Lord • Ignobleman • Ineptocrat • LANlord • Lord of the Dunce • Lord of the Keyring • Marquis de Sad • No Man's Landlord • Noble Ghast • Oval Lord • Tribble Overlord
Chivalry Arabian Knight • Boogy Knight • Crypto-Knight • Dark Stormy Knight • Dork Knight • Knight In Casual Clothes • Knight In Shining Armoire • Knight Who Says Ni • Knighting Gale • Knightmare • Lady's Knight • Late Knight • Live Saturday Knight • Neverwinter Knight • Not-So-Brave Knight • Prom Knight • Silent Knight • Starless Knight • Swiss Army Knight • Wedding Knight