Cod of War
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| Cod of War | |
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| Gadus proelium | |
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| Class | Fish |
| Habitat | Rivers, Ponds and Rainy Battlefields |
| Description | A fish brandishing many scary (but useless) weapons. |
The Cod of War (Gadus proelium) is a monster which is usually the lone survivor of an incredibly epic battle scene which the heroine has just missed. Interestingly some are actually salmon, but most heroines are too stupid to tell the difference.
Whenever there is a rainy battle, a Cod of War will show up to take part in the festivities, there are never any survivors, so nobody knows how it fights. When a heroine finds one it is always after one of these battles because they spend most of their time in the water, and as a result, they are much more tired than before and easier to defeat, even for a heroine.
Attributes
Strengths
- They are very slippery and difficult to grab
- Their weapons, while just for show, are very good at scaring heroines
- Heroines don't want to touch them because they smell like ur mem
Weaknesses
- They dry out after too long on land
- Their armour rusts in water
- They are delicious served with lemon