Criminal Master Mime

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Strong Monsters of Godville
Criminal Master Mime
Mimus malus
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Strong Monster
Class Mimic
Habitat Street corners and stages
Death Rattle .............!
Description Black and white and red all over

The Criminal Master Mime is a monster of few words, but great intelligence.

It is commonly seen near towns; particularly at street corners and on makeshift stages. Heroes often describe it as an annoying monster that is a mime of all mimes and can be defeated easily if the hero has no phobia of actors or clowns.

If a hero sees such a beast approaching, he may wish to make good use of a laugh track - a somewhat insanely annoying anathema to this kind of monster. Some also say that videos of deer being caught in headlights are also a way to stop the Criminal Master Mime, but this requires further study.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Will always outmanoeuvre even the most nimble of warriors with its wily moves
  • Can fake emotions and pull faces to such a degree that most enemies will not only recoil in horror but be sent packing in terror!

Weaknesses

  • Cannot speak, so cannot ask for more beer or bacon sandwiches, and will quite often starve to death
  • Tends to get caught up in imaginary boxes to its own detriment

Field Notes

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