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The Gunboat Diplomat is an ex-presidential candidate who expressively shows his cowardly nature and blows every chance he ever has at the things he tries to do. The timid nature of the gunboat diplomat only masks what lies beneath. He is known to attack with advertisements attacking his gunboat brethren and then deny all claims of existing as a human the day he was invoked into the aforementioned attack.
Don't forget the button he has his finger on. The atomic spitball generator he is known to carry packs quite a punch.