Monsters of Godville
The One-And-A-Halfling is an evil and wicked monster that attacks heroes on a daily basis. It uses its small size to sneak up on heroes.
The heroes never see it coming until it's too late, but this only happens when the hero can't hear the sound they make when they attempt to attack; it goes like this: "I likes you and I wants you we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way"
- When the going gets tough, they throw dirty socks (and sometimes green feces)
- Calling them small sends them into depression
- Kicking them like they are a football
- Playing hide-and-go-seek