Dragon With A Girl Tattoo

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Strong Monsters of Godville
Dragon With A Girl Tattoo
Draconis puella tattoous
Dragon with a Girl Tattoo.jpg
Strong Monster
Class Dragon
Habitat Remote islands with mysterious deaths
Wanted on Day 1733 Day 2818 g.e.
Description A large inked flying lizard

The Dragon with a Girl Tattoo (Draconis puella tattoous) is a monster. The youngest of a particularly conservative family of Grayscaled Dragons, this young dragon grew up in a conservative atmosphere. It went to a private school and graduated a valedictorian in the Fine Arts of Hero Roasting School. It unfortunately had a little too much to drink at its graduation party. Long story short, it woke up in the middle of Las Vegas with a tattoo of a very thin gothic girl in a rather unfortunate place. Its family disowned it, cutting it off from a inheritance that was quite large.

Now this monster from a Greek tragedy wanders around trying to gather funds for tattoo removal, applying its skills of Hero Roasting and offering snooty jabs at the Hero's improperly tied Windsor Knot and absolute lack of table manners ("Just lie still when being roasted goshdarnit!"). Killing this monster might give the Hero an opportunity to pillage the minor fortune it carries around in its holiday briefcase.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Its knowledge of the perfect way to roast a Hero for maximum succulence.
  • Its snide comments might severely damage the Hero's sense of self esteem.
  • It's a Grayscaled Dragon.
  • Likes behaving like a damsel in distress.

Weaknesses

  • Mentioning its family can make it literally tear itself up into pieces.
  • Telling it that your college was better than its college will result in a lengthy discourse which can be used as a distraction to sneak away.
  • Telling it that it is hired will cause it to quickly comb its hair, stand up and say "thank you sir" before nervously flying away.
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