Monsters of Godville
The Orthodontisaur is a monster.
Want to see a dinosaur with the best teeth around? Then this is your monster!
The Orthodontisaur can snap those perfect teeth and bite your hero in half in one chomp! It also has a tendency to use the blinding light of the sun to distract your hero long enough to either attack or make its escape.
- Good vision (all the better to see you with)
- Fast sharp claws (all the better to poke you with)
- Strong vibrant teeth (all the better to eat you with)
- Will sometimes stop fighting to fix your hero's teeth
- Hates anything with sugar in it
- Flossing makes it lose a turn
- Its arm's are only half a foot long