Great Wight Shark
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|Great Wight Shark|
The Great Wight Shark is a monster that is actually a dolphin in the midst of an identity crisis.
Originally spawned in lukewarm waters off the coast of the Sea of Scat, he migrated north instead of south. He was forced into a shotgun wedding by an angry walrus father after a sordid and torrid affair. He lost his heart in Louisiana and became a homeless drifter.
He perished in Gettysburg and was resurrected on the forty-fifth day, ninth hour, fourteenth minute, and fifth second. He started lifting weights and whaling on his pecs. After accumulating enough mass and staring at himself in the gym's mirror, he came to the realization he was actually a shark.