|Habitat||banks, bourses and trading houses|
|Death Rattle||Ah, bonus time again...|
|Description||well groomed and wealthy|
Capitalist Overlords are easily identified from other monsters that heroes are likely to encounter by their handmade shoes, tailored shirts and the most ostentatious cufflinks that a hero could ever expect to see on the battlefield.
Their world renowned "Bonus" skill can be activated by the Capitalist Overlord just once per year but when they do receive their "Bonus" it increases the monster's spending power to the point that it could single-handedly destroy the economy of the nearest town, bringing the price of booze to levels unattainable by our poor heroes.
"Kill it on sight or die thirsty." is the advice of one plucky hero who managed to deceive and destroy one such monster by means unknown, although a potato peeler was rumored to be involved.
- Difficult to pierce with edged weapons as one usually encounters a layer of impenetrable gold coins
- Blinds those who dare attack it with a vile stream of cigar smoke
- Shrivels and dies if denied caviar and whiskey
- Susceptible to attacks using the "relatively honest robbery" skill for some strange reason.
|Monarchy||Arrestocrat • Grimelord • Hangoverlord • Ogrelord • Spelun King|
|Royalty||Carbon Foot Prince • Duke of Haphazard • Itch King • King of Clovers • King Thong • Ligerian Prince • Lying King • Prince Charmless • Prince Harming • Prince of Dorkness • Prince of Whales|
|Nobility||Baristocrat • Capitalist Overlord • Civil Warlord • Demoted Plutocrat • Evil Overlord • Game Overlord • Grime Lord • Ignobleman • Ineptocrat • LANlord • Lord of the Dunce • Lord of the Keyring • Marquis de Sad • No Man's Landlord • Noble Ghast • Oval Lord • Tribble Overlord|
|Chivalry||Arabian Knight • Boogy Knight • Crypto-Knight • Dark Stormy Knight • Dork Knight • Knight In Casual Clothes • Knight In Shining Armoire • Knight Who Says Ni • Knighting Gale • Knightmare • Lady's Knight • Late Knight • Live Saturday Knight • Neverwinter Knight • Not-So-Brave Knight • Prom Knight • Silent Knight • Sir Caustic • Sir Dance-a-Lot • Sir Render • Starless Knight • Swiss Army Knight • Wedding Knight|