|Ursus arctos intolerabilis|
|Habitat||Anywhere there are people who will listen to its jokes|
|Description||Grizzly bear full of unbearable puns|
|Tame at levels||100–114 (129 with ark)|
|Features||Fighting, Looting, Sailing; might have more|
The Unbearable Grizzly (Ursus arctos intolerabilis) is a tamable monster of the bear family.
Tavern legends say the Unbearable Grizzly evolved from a Rootbear that gained the gift of speech. Blessed with the potential to integrate itself into society, it regrettably chose a career as a comedian. Its stand-up act consisted solely of bear puns, and it is said that the Unbearable Grizzly is responsible for Godville's plethora of bear puns.
Unfortunately, that is the extent of the Unbearable Grizzly's contribution to society. Its comedy was so bad that it was chased out of every town it performed in. Now it roams the land, searching for any hero who will listen to its stand-up routine and attacking any who refuses to laugh.
The Unbearable Grizzly shares many characteristics of a Rootbear, including their large size, weight, claws, and teeth. They also share a muscular hump on their shoulders and the ability to stand and walk on their hind legs.
The primary difference between the two species is the presence of a bowler hat on the Unbearable Grizzly's head, between its ears. It has also been reported that it has a larger head, most likely due to its ability to speak, or perhaps because of its inflated ego.
There is a theory that its intelligence and gift of speech comes from its bowler hat, and that if it is removed, it turns back into a Rootbear. This is supported by the bear's protectiveness of it. However, this theory remains unproven due to there being no scientists willing to approach the insufferable bear. Also because it looks quite good with it.
Any hero wishing to tame the Unbearable Grizzly must first question their sanity. Only insane heroes would desire the company of such a pet. Once a hero has found that they have a sufficient lack of sanity, they will find that it is easy to tame an Unbearable Grizzly.
The Unbearable Grizzly is in constant search of anyone who will tolerate its awful jokes. Therefore, all a hero has to do is listen and laugh and they will gain a friend for life, or until they can't stand it anymore. Heroes with this pet are advised to keep plenty of earplugs on them and practice their fake laughs.
- Sharp claws and teeth
- Fast for its size
- Never-ending supply of horrible puns
- Intelligent — it's a talking bear
- Tomatoes and other thrown produce
- Sensitive to criticism
- Extremely protective of its hat
|Domestica||Bipolar Bear • OctoBear • Solar Bear • Unbearable Grizzly|
|Ursidae incertae sedis||Bad News Bear • Bear Minimum • Bear Witness • Bear-Faced Liar • Bearlock • Beer Cub • Cucumbear • Drop Bear • Grizzled Bear • Gummi Bear • Hunny Bear • ManBearPig • Molar Bear • Polaroid Bear • Rugskin Bear • Scare Bear • Yellow Bear • Yoga Bear|
|Domestica||Alpha Centaur • Battle Hamster • Biowolf • Bipolar Bear • Blind Gorgon • Dandy Lion • Double Dragon • Dreaded Gazebo • Dust Bunny • Firefox • Godvilla • Grounded Hog • Gummy Wyrm • Heffalump • Landshark • Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger • OctoBear • Presidential Seal • Rocky Raccoon • Satan Claus • Solar Bear • Sun Dog • Thesaurus Rex • Trojan Horse • Were-Panther|
|Afrotheria||Bald Mammoth • Hellaphant • Hellephant • Speed Sloth|
|Carnivora||Nuclear Watchdog • Sandboxer • Tire Iron Lion|
|Euarchontoglires||Adamant Atheist • Antihero • Bad Hobbit • Biological Nightmare • Boogie Woogie Man • Card-Carrying Villain • Chimpanzealot • Cliff Hanger • Criminal Master Mime • Cyber Punk • Damsel Distresser • Dotcommando • Enemy of the People • Epic Flailer • Evil Genius • Evil Twin • Feral Hero • Final Frontiersman • Full Metal Jackrabbit • Gaolkeeper • Godvillain • Gunboat Diplomat • Hanna-Barbarian • Hell's Bell-Ringer • Huggernaut • Ideaboxer • Industrial Revolutionary • Inedible Hulk • Inevitable Hulk • Jaw Broker • Leader of the Banned • Lip Smacker • Lost Viking • Master of Disaster • Monstrous Appetite • Nerd of Steel • Notary of Death • One-and-a-Halfling • Panic Attacker • Post-Mortem Artist • Principal of Darkness • Question Marksman • Registered Hex Offender • Sans Sheriff • Shooting Tsar • Sumo Ninja • Time Consumer • Undermaker • Warrior of Attrition • Whambulance Driver|
|Invertebrata||Caterpillar of Strength • Crabomination • Giant Enemy Crab • Spice Worm • Sulphuric Aphid|
|Mechanica||Enforcement Droid 209 • Exo-Skeleton • Giant-Shaped Windmill • Ice Borg • Ideabox Guardian • Nuclear Overreactor • Sawed-off Shogun • Sir Render • Synthetic Organism • Terminator T-34 • Tower Defender|
|Mythica||Angel of Death Metal • Angel of Debt • Bulletproof Pest • Cantankerous Chimaera • Continental Drifter • Corporate Giant • Deer God • Devil Wearing Nada • Dust Devil • Electric Orc Welder • Game Overlord • Gas Giant • Gnomebreaker • Godville Administrator • Grammatical Terror • Great Caesar's Ghost • Great Divider • Hall Minotaur • Hellevator Operator • Holykeeper • Mind Boggler • Monster of Ceremonies • Motor Cyclops • Motorcyclops • Nature's Wraith • Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm • Paladjinn • Romanticore • Sabertooth Fairy • Secret Satan • Security Chimera • Semi-Demi-God • Shock Therapist • Software Giant • Syntax Terror • Tentacula • Thundertaker • Traumaturge • Witch Hiker|
|Plantae||Ent of the World • Fire Ent • Nuclear-Powered Plant|
|Reptilia||Battle Rattlesnake • Bragon • Dragon With A Girl Tattoo • Fire Hydra • Formaldehydra • Grayscaled Dragon • Orthodontisaur • Tempered Glass Dragon • Tyrannosaurus-Ex|
|Ungulata||Alpha Whale • Great Bull of Fire • Great Wight Shark • Hypnopotamus • Lava Lamb • Lightning Colt • Ne'er-do-Whale • Wrecking Bull|