Cantankerous Chimaera
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| Cantankerous Chimaera | |
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| Class | Chimaera |
| Habitat | Unknown |
| Description | Unknown |
The Cantankerous Chimaera is a monster.
If anyone knows what CANTANKEROUS actually means, they have the power to defeat a chimera that bears above description: beat it to death with your ultra-complete dictionary.
The Cantankerous Chimaera is an unfriendly, irritating beast that you do not want to mess with. You may find it wandering around Godville, though you might hear it arguing with it's heads before you see it. Nobody likes this creature, and neither will any hero with sense.
Attributes
Strengths
- Super flamboyant
- Jazz hands
- Plenty of cavities, leading to loose, rotten teeth it can spit
Weaknesses
- Easily offended
- Deluded
- Consults with pink trees
- Allergic to epiphanies
- Argues with itself sometimes
- Loves Eating Sweets
