Fail Whale

From GodWiki
Jump to: navigation, search
Stub sign.png

This article is a stub

This article is a stub. To help Godwiki, please consider expanding and/or rewriting it.
Pets of Godville
Fail Whale
Defectus cetaceans
Failwhale.jpg
Class Fish
Habitat Failure
Description No good at being a whale at all
Pet
Tame at levels 130-137
Feature Sailing

The Fail Whale (Defectus cetaceans) is a tamable monster that has totally stopped trying to be a whale anymore.

It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Large size
  • Frequently irritates heroes
  • Failure is infectious which can sometimes spread to heroes

Weaknesses

  • Motivational speakers
  • Too many people talking to it at once
  • Tends to cry a lot about it being a failure
Pets
Normal
Ballpoint Penguin • Biowolf • Bipolar Bear • Dreaded Gazebo • Dust Bunny • Firefox • Hyper Lynx • Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger • Ninja Tortoise • Rocky Raccoon • Santa Claws • Satan Claus • Significant Otter • Sun Dog • Talking Donkey • Terror Bull • Vogon Poet
Feature (Ability)
Riding Alpha Centaur • Battlesheep • Dandy lion • Double Dragon • Godvilla • Heffalump • Multi-legged Luggage • Philosoraptor • Prancing Pony • Solar Bear • Stripeless Zebra • Thesaurus Rex • Trojan Horse • Were-Panther
Dungeon Blind Gorgon • Crypt Creeper • Grounded Hog • Gummy Wyrm • Inner Demon • Vengeful Mole
Sailing Battle Toad • Fail Whale • Landshark • OctoBear • Presidential Seal • Ticking Crocodile