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| description = No good at being a whale at all | | description = No good at being a whale at all | ||
| class = Fish | | class = Fish | ||
| habitat = | | habitat = Side of road to [[Tradeburg]] | ||
| pet-level-from = 120 | | pet-level-from = 120 | ||
| pet-features = Sailing; [[Pets#List of pets|might have more]] | | pet-features = Sailing; [[Pets#List of pets|might have more]] | ||
| strong = yes | | strong = yes | ||
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== Description == | |||
=== General Info === | |||
A war animal in the army of the Buzzkills. The Buzzkills are a weak and pathetic paramilitary group who mug travelers on the side of the road to [[Tradeburg]]. Their main rival is a group known only as TKB, where the legendary hero Lupus Ignis is a part of. | |||
The '''Fail Whale''' (''Defectus cetaceans'') is a [[pets|tamable]] [[monster]] that has totally stopped trying to be a whale anymore. | The '''Fail Whale''' (''Defectus cetaceans'') is a [[pets|tamable]] [[monster]] that has totally stopped trying to be a whale anymore. | ||
It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton. | It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton. | ||
It kept in huge aquariums at house of [[General Failure]] as a war animal. | |||
===Buzzkill Monster Faction=== | |||
The Buzzkills are a weak and pathetic paramilitary group who mug travelers on the side of the road to [[Tradeburg]]. Their main rival is a group known only as TKB, where the legendary hero Lupus Ignis is a part of. Monsters of this faction include: | |||
* [[Fail Whale]] | |||
* [[Master of Puppies]] | |||
* [[Grill Sergeant]] | |||
* [[Cordless Drill Sergeant]] | |||
* [[Major Problem]] | |||
* [[Major Disappointment]] | |||
* [[Major Buzzkill]] | |||
* [[General Disappointment]] | |||
* [[General Failure]] | |||
* [[General Grievance]] | |||
* [[Model Major General]] | |||
== Attributes == | == Attributes == | ||
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| Fail Whale | |
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| Defectus cetaceans | |
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| Strong Monster | |
| Class | Fish |
| Habitat | Side of road to Tradeburg |
| Description | No good at being a whale at all |
| Pet | |
| Tame at levels | 120–134 (149 with ark) |
| Features | Sailing; might have more |
Description
General Info
A war animal in the army of the Buzzkills. The Buzzkills are a weak and pathetic paramilitary group who mug travelers on the side of the road to Tradeburg. Their main rival is a group known only as TKB, where the legendary hero Lupus Ignis is a part of.
The Fail Whale (Defectus cetaceans) is a tamable monster that has totally stopped trying to be a whale anymore.
It no longer knows how to swim, and has become completely dependent on birds to move from place to place, which they do in exchange for the whale's mercy on young birds (otherwise treated as attack targets) when they land on the water to eat zooplankton.
It kept in huge aquariums at house of General Failure as a war animal.
Buzzkill Monster Faction
The Buzzkills are a weak and pathetic paramilitary group who mug travelers on the side of the road to Tradeburg. Their main rival is a group known only as TKB, where the legendary hero Lupus Ignis is a part of. Monsters of this faction include:
- Fail Whale
- Master of Puppies
- Grill Sergeant
- Cordless Drill Sergeant
- Major Problem
- Major Disappointment
- Major Buzzkill
- General Disappointment
- General Failure
- General Grievance
- Model Major General
Attributes
Strengths
- Large size
- Frequently irritates heroes
- Failure is infectious which can sometimes spread to heroes
Weaknesses
- Motivational speakers
- Too many people talking to it at once
- Tends to cry a lot about it being a failure