List of Equipment

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This is a list of known Equipment in Godville, initially seeded from a scan of over 49k heroes, but has been extensively updated since.

All Equipment entries have been linked to the corresponding article, so you can tell by the item's color if a descriptive page exists (Blue Text) or not (Red Text). You are encouraged to create or embellish those descriptive pages.

Spelling, punctuation and durability should reflect the real spelling, punctuation and durability used in the game — please only correct these if you have observed and verified the change. Durability may be noted as follow : lowest durability seen to highest durability seen. Any such corrections may also need to be made in several other places around the Godwiki.

Equipment Types

There are several types of Equipment, which the hero wears or wields in different ways. They are indicated by a single-letter flag in the Type column:

Flag	Interpretation
A	on Arms
B	on Body
H	on Head
L	on Legs
S	Shield
T	Talisman
W	Weapon

1

Equipment	Type	Durability
1-up mushroom	T	+32 to +33
128-bit encryption	S	+56 to +61

2

Equipment	Type	Durability
2D glasses	H	+19 to +21

8

Equipment	Type	Durability
8-bit sword	W	+33 to +36
8-inch floppy disk	S	+7

A

Equipment	Type	Durability
Abs of steel	B	+83 to +90
Achilles' heel	T	+10 to +23
Acid rock	T	+56 to +59
Acid tongue	H	+132 to +144
ACME leg-breaking boots	L	+6
Ad-blocker	S	+38 to +40
Adam's costume	B	-10 to -8
Adamantium dentures	H	+143 to +150
Adamantium thimble	A	+109 to +129
Adamantlers	H	+58 to +68
Admin's tambourine	T
Advertising board	S	-3
Aegis of absolute protection	S	+131 to +164
Afterlife preserver	B	+137 to +156
Albatross necklace	T	+81 to +90
Alchemist's robe	B	-2 to -1
Alchy's sword	W	+18
Alien spacesuit	B	+20 to +21
All-terrain rollerblades	L	+119 to +125
All-terrain sandals	L	-2 to +0
All-terrain slippers	L	+50 to +53
All-thumbs gloves	A	+92 to +98
All weather tire	B	+138 to +148
Alpha mail	B	+56 to +58
Amazing mace	W
Amethyst collar	T
Amulet of false hope	T	+109 to +139
Amulet of industrial strength	T	+100 to +105
Amulet of omni-impotence	T	+9 to +10
Amulet of refraction	T	+5 to +6
Amulet of the Coffin Maker	T	-2
Anchor tattoos	A	+9 to +11
Ancient cork	T	-3
Ancient CPU	S	+11 to +13
Angry bird	W	+29 to +33
Animated shorts	L	+96 to +102
Ankles of refraction	L	+147 to +166
Anti-goliath sling	W	+26 to +28
Anti-lock brakes	L	+88 to +114
Anti-meteor helmet	H	+40 to +43
Anti-meteor umbrella	S	+9
Anti-missile active cap	H	+8
Anti-mosquito hat	H	-6
Anti-radiation suit	B	+20 to +21
Anti-stilts	L
Anti-trust suit	B	+112 to +131
Antibodies	B	+96 to +107
Antigravity boots	L	+86 to +90
Antimatter horn	T	+92
Antlers helmet	H	+8 to +9
Apollo's sunshade	H	+96 to +120
Arctic circle	T	+41 to +45
Armadillo shield	S	+7 to +9
Armlets of a labor teacher	A
Armlets of misfortune	A	0 to +2
Armor geddon	B	+100 to +114
Armor of Might and Magic	B	+25 to +28
Armor of night invisibility	B	+88 to +94
Armor of purity	B	+13 to +14
Armor of the Fallen Demon	B	+24
Armor of the mighty moron	B	+19 to +20
Armor of the True Chosen One	B	+57 to +61
Armored door	S	+15 to +18
Armored dunce cap	H	+5 to +10
Armored tank top	B	+83 to +91
Arrowproof kneepads	L	+124 to +135
Arrowproof vest	B	+28 to +30
As-you-wishbone	T	+142 to +143
Asbestos fingers	A	+82 to +86
Aspen cross	T	+33 to +36
Asteroid belt	B	+46 to +50
AT-field	S	+35 to +38
Athlete's exercise slippers	L	+1 to +2
Athlete's feet	L	+77 to +78
Atomic high boots	L	+6 to +7
Atomizer	W	+90 to +93
Attachable limbs	A	+26 to +29
Augmented kevlar vest	B	+14 to +16
Automatic badaboom	W	+32 to +37
Automatic slingshot	W	+50 to +62
		+144 to +178
Autumn sleeves	A	+61 to +69
Award robe	B	+94 to +101
Awkward paws	A	+71 to +83
Axe of despotism	W	+116 to +144
Axe of headbanging	W	+23 to +26
Axe of valor	W	+95 to +97
Axecalibur	W	+134 to +135
Axes of evil	W	+43 to +47
Aye-aye cap	H	+77 to +89

B

Equipment	Type	Durability
Backpack with holes	B	-10 to -9
Bad mood ring	A	+100 to +105
Bag of runes	T	+4
Baking mitt	A	-6 to -4
Bald fur cap	H	-8 to -6
Ballpoint pen	W	+48 to +51
Banana gun	W	+19 to +21
Banhammer	W	+31 to +33
Bank vault door	S	+97 to +103
Bartenderizer	W	+86 to +93
Basilisk jaw	T	+20 to +22
Basilisk's ear	T	+1 to +3
Basilisk's foot	L	+24 to +28
Basswood shield	S	+3 to +7
Bast boots of richness	L	+1 to +2
Bastion shield	S	+10 to +11
Bat signal	T	+60 to +70
Bath towel	H	+1
Bathrobe	B	-8 to -6
Bathroom slippers	L	-8
Batman's cowl	H	+18 to +20
Battle dwarf's muffin	W	+7 to +8
Battle shovel	W	-1 to +0
Beach sandals	L	-9 to -8
Beach towel of doom	B	+64 to +67
Beanie of elusiveness	H	+72 to +81
Bear arms	A	+23 to +25
Beard of bees	H	+113 to +128
Beard of epicness	H	+46 to +49
Beautiful coral	T	+9 to +10
Beauty pageant tiara	H	+110 to +145
Beehive on a stick	W	+16
Beer goggles	H	+4 to +6
Behavior modification stick	W	+138 to +159
Bell-mouthed gauntlets	A	-1
Beret of artistic pretense	H	+129 to +161
Bi-sickle	W	+35 to +37
Big bangles	A	+65 to +69
Big book of self defence	S	+110 to +130
Big brother hood	H	+152 to +178
Big pot cover	S	-5
Biker's helmet	H	+6 to +7
Biodegradable armor	B	+82 to +86
Biological cloak	B	+60 to +66
Bionic commando's arm	A	+28 to +31
Bionic eyebrows	H	+145 to +149
Birthday suit	B	-10 to -8
Black box recorder	T	+98 to +99
Black galoshes	L
Black light armor	B	+80 to +85
Blackhawk down jacket	B	+90 to +96
Blackhawk gown	B	+143 to +151
Blacksmith's sledgehammer	W	+13 to +14
Blade of grass	W	+49 to +51
Blade of infinite dullness	W	+98 to +104
Blade running shoes	L	+99 to +111
Blame deflector	S	+118 to +168
Blasting cap	H	+107 to +123
Blazing paddles	L	+117 to +133
Blind faith	S	+77 to +81
Blindfold of accuracy	H	+121 to +136
Blindfold of invisibility	H	+73 to +75
Blindfold of justice	H	+47 to +50
Block chainmail	B	+146 to +186
Blood pressure cuffs	A	+125 to +170
Blue screen of death	S	+46 to +50
Boatswain's hobnailed boots	L	+0
'Boeing' jet boots	L	+4 to +5
Bogus Rolex	A	-5 to -3
Boiler plate mail	B	+65 to +67
Bonsai tree of knowledge	T	+94 to +99
Bonus footage	L	+111 to +159
Boom boxers	L	+93 to +106
Boomboxing gloves	A	+147
Boomerang sock	W	+11 to +14
Boomstick	W	+52 to +54
Booster pack	T	+110 to +143
Boots of all evil	L	+45 to +49
Boots of depleted uranium	L	+19
Boots of Eternal Fatigue	L	+6
Boots of extraordinary charisma	L	+21 to +24
Boots of hastiness	L	+119 to +123
Boots of hasty retreat	L	+94 to +101
Boots of outrageous toughness	L	+19 to +23
Boots of procrastination	L	+104 to +119
Boots of resistance	L	+25 to +29
Boots of righteous indignation	L	+61 to +68
Boots of riverdancing	L	+61 to +71
Boots of scorched earth policy	L	+16
Boots of sprained ankles	L	+111 to +124
		+144
Boots of vulnerability	L	+18 to +22
Bossypants	L	+92 to +95
Bottled up emotions	T	+111 to +125
Bottom armor	L	+28 to +33
Boxing gloves	A	-2
Bracers of embracing	A	+53 to +55
Brain freeze ray	W	+130 to +157
Brainstorming helmet	H	+146
Braveman's quilted coat	B	+18
Breathing mask	H	-7 to -5
Breeches of etiquette	L	+96 to +114
Broken mirror	T	+49 to +53
Broken promise ring	T	+32 to +37
Broken washing tub	S	-3 to -2
Broomstick	W	+20 to +22
Bubble wrap breastplate	B	+35 to +39
Bucket of sensory deprivation	H	+105 to +127
Budget cutter	W	+143 to +144
Bull's eye	T	-4 to -3
Bull's horn	W	+17 to +21
Bull-shield	S	+19 to +20
Bulletproof monk	S	+12 to +16
Bulletproof T-shirt	B	+12 to +13
Bullyproof vest	B	+80 to +89
Bunny suit	B	+6 to +7
Bunny-ear slippers	L	+5
Burning gloves	A	+123
Burning shield	S	+8 to +9
Butcher's axe	W	+15 to +16

C

Equipment	Type	Durability
Camel hair mittens	A	-3 to -2
Camouflaged cloak	B	-4
Can of WMD-40	W	+65 to +72
Canvas gloves	A	-8 to -7
Cap with IR-sight	H	+10 to +11
Cape of Adena's sorrow	B	+5 to +11
Cape of impunity	B	+2 to +4
Captain's log	W	+49 to +50
Captured flag	T	-6
Car door	S	+10 to +11
Carbon fiber sword of idiocy	W	+5 to +6
Cardboard box	H	-9 to -8
Cardinal shins	L	+141 to +145
Cardinal's cape	B	+25 to +28
Carnival mask	H	+51 to +56
Carrot on a stick	T	-10 to -9
Cascading style shield	S	+132 to +174
Cash cowl	H	+104 to +112
Cast iron panama hat	H	+4 to +6
Cast iron shield	S	+2 to +3
Cattlepult	W	+117 to +133
Cavalryman's bracers	A	+11 to +14
Cement shoes	L	+23 to +24
'censored' bar	B	+29 to +32
Centipede's jogging boots	L	+4
Central parka	B	+70 to +74
Ceremonial cap	H	-2 to 0
Chain e-mail	B	+43 to +52
Chain-letter mail	B	+31 to +34
Chain-mail yarmulke	H	+12 to +13
Chainmail snuggie	B	+25 to +28
Chainsaw of dismemberment	W	+36 to +40
Chainsaw of events	W	+88 to +93
Chakra of Kahn	T	+94 to +119
Chameleon socks	L	+26 to +27
Chaplet of destiny	T	+29 to +31
Chariot wheel hubcap	S	+99 to +107
Cheat sheet	T	+56 + 58
Chemical protection suit	B	-2 to 0
Chicken leg	T	+4 to +21
Chicken suit	B	+4 to +6
Chinese finger trap	A	+42 to +45
Chitinous armor	B	+11 to +13
Choke collar	H	+100 to +105
Chopstick	W	-5 to -4
Christmas stockings	L	+39 to +41
Chrome dome	H	+95 to +101
Clairvoyant's third eye	T	+8
Clasp of the titans	T	+150 to +174
Class action suit	B	+33 to +38
Clawed glove	A	+26 to +28
Clever clogs	L	+56 to +62
Cloak of artificial modesty	B	+100 to +106
Cloak of cloaking	B	+55 to +62
Cloak of daggers	B	+44 to +46
Cloak of permissiveness	B	+1
Cloak of visibility	B	+30 to +34
Clogs of stealth	L	+146 to +185
Close-contact lenses	H	+78 to +79
Club of aces	W	+129 to +158
Club of people's wrath	W	+3 to +5
Coarse gloves	A	+5 to +7
Coat of honor	B	+135 to +160
Cobra's venomous tooth	T	+2 to +3
Cocked hat	H	-6 to -5
Cocktail umbrella	S	+4 to +5
Coconut bra	B	-1 to 0
Coffee table top	S	-2 to -1
Coffin lid	S	-1
Cold shoulder pads	A	+50 to 57
Cold shoulderpads	A	+101 to +105
Collar of duty	T	+61 to +69
Colossal blunderbuss	W	+93 to +102
Comb-over	H	+87 to +94
Combo breaker	S	+100 to +105
Comfort zone	S	+53 to +58
Communication barrier	S	+126 to +130
Compass of misdirection	T	+22 to +26
Compound bow tie	H	+111 to 137
Concrete boots of agility	L	+38 to +39
Conquistador's cuirass	B	+3 to +4
Conscript's coat	B	+5
Containment breeches	L	+100 to 103
Content filter	S	+134 to +184
Contra band	H	+54 to +56
Convertible hood	H	+141 to +144
Cook's cap	H	-5 to -4
Cool crystal	T	+4 to +6
Cool sunglasses	H	+30
Coping mechanism	T	+113 to +129
Corduroy ninja outfit	B	+73 to +80
Counter offer	S	+78 to +80
Cover of darkness	H	+63 to +67
Cow bell	T	+23 to +26
Cowboy's lariat	W	+22 to +24
Crime ring	T	+114 to +132
Croaking device	T	+75 to +84
Crosshairs	H	+130 to +163
Crown molding	H	+78 to +83
Crypto-mining helmet	H	+149 to +153
Crystal armor	B	+15 to +16
Crystal diadem	H	+20 to +21
Crystal heart	T	+96 to +101
Crystal shield	S	+4
Cthulhu's tentacle	T	+9 to +10
Cubic feet	L	+36 to +39
Cup of woe	T	+11 to +14
Cupboard door	S	-4
Curmudgeon bludgeon	W	+138 to +163
Cursed lucky charm	T	-2 to -1
Custom skin	B	+66 to +69
Cutsome slacks	L	+148 to +187
Cutting edge technology	W	+107 to +130
Cutting-edge weapon	W	+74 to +79

D

Equipment	Type	Durability
Daisy chainmail	B	+70 to +98
Dark matter hat	H	+9 to +11
Darksaber	W	+13 to +16
Darth waders	L	+38 to +44
Data miner's headlamp	H	+80 to +93
Data mining headlamp	H	+131 to +166
Data spike	W	+18
Dead poets club	W	+126 to +148
Deadly shins	L	+151 to +165
Death note	T	+33 to +34
Death rattle	T	-1
Death's door	S	+39 to +40
Death's sickle	W	+79 to +86
Death-perception goggles	H	+152 to +177
Deck of Tarot cards	T	+25 to +29
Decoder ring	A	+36 to +40
Decorative moose antlers	H	+128 to +149
Deely boppers	H	+110 to +121
Deep-sea waders	L	+103 to +119
Deer hunter's boots	L	+17
Defence attorney	S	+121 to +166
Deja view glasses	H	+95 to +98
Demagoggles	H	+134 to +150
Demolition derby	H	+81 to +85
Demon's heart	T	+43 to +45
Depression socks	L	+146 to +147
Derby hat	H	+9 to +10
Detachable tentacles	A	+15 to +16
Diamond duster	B	+145 to +173
Dice of doom	T	+47 to +51
Dielectric boots of Zeus	L	+38 to +40
Dielectric overshoes	L	-5 to -3
Diet cloak	B	+11 to +13
Dignity shredder	W	+125 to +152
Dimensionless gloves	A	+42 to +47
Diplomatic immunity	S	+31 to +45
Dirty sketchers	L	-4
Dis-organizer	T	+4 to +5
Disbelief suspenders	L	+121 to +130
Disposable thumbs	A	+120 to +177
Distributor cap	H	+129 to +150
Disturban	H	+149 to +152
Diver's flippers	L	-6 to -3
Do-not-touch screen	S	+128 to +157
Document folder	S	-8 to -6
Domino	T	0 to +1
Donkey head mask	H	-8 to -7
Doomerang	W	+95 to +105
Double eye patch	H	+103 to +132
Double eye-patch	H	+33 to +37
Double peglegs	L	+29 to +33
Dragon ball	T	+78 to +81
Dragon eggshell	S	+17 to +20
Dragon scale pajamas	B	+52 to +54
Dragon skin jacket	B	+42 to +44
Dragon's claw	W	0 to +2
Dragon's molar	T	+18 to +20
Dragon's wisdom tooth	T	+115 to +133
Dragonscale stockings	L	+99 +106
Dramatic paws	A	+47 to +50
Drapes of wrath	B	+85 to +90
Dreadlocks	H	+16 to +18
Dress rehearsal	B	+84 to +95
Dried fish	W	-9 to -7
Drunkard's liver	T	+8 to +10
Duct tape bracers	A	+18 to +20
Duel-purpose gloves	A	+95 to +102
Durable shield	S	+16 to +18
Dwarf bread	W	+32 to +33
Dwarven cap	H	+7
Dwarven ceremonial bracers	A	+33 to +37
Dwarven crossbow	W	+28 to + 30
Dwarven cuffs	A	-1

E

Equipment	Type	Durability
Ear trumpet	H	+117 to +144
Early warning system	T	-1
Earmuffs of selective deafness	H	+121 to +133
Earmuffs of solitude	H	+64 to +68
Ears necklace	T	-5 to -3
Earthworm Jim's boots	L	+10 to +12
Easy button	T	+8
Echo chamber	H	+145
Edward's scissorhands	A	+16 to +19
Egg-carton armor	B	+15 to +18
Electric heel	L	+122 to +127
Electronic countermeasures	S	+74 to +76
Elephant's ear	S	-1 to 0
Eleven-gallon hat	H	+118 to +172
Elven bludgeon	W	+24 to +25
Elven jackboots	L	+3 to +4
Emergency contact lenses	H	+101 to +126
Emergency kilt	L	+135
Emotional wall	S	+88 to +92
Emperor's new cloth	B	+37 to +39
Emperor's new clothes	B	+38
Empty pumpkin	H	-9 to -7
Encyclopædia of useless knowledge	T	-2
Endor-fins	A	+58 to +62
Engagement wings	A	+117 to +167
Enragement ring	T	+140 to +172
Entry stamp	A	-10 to -8
Epic beard	H	+36 to +39
Epic flail	W	+43 to +46
Epic scale	T	+142 to +167
Escape root	T	-2 to -1
Ethereal shield	S	+111 to +136
'Evil rulez!' badge	T	0 to +2
Exacto knife	W	+33 to +34
Excaliper	W	+91 to +105
Executioner's hood	H	+50 to +53
Executioner's mask	H	+37 to +42
Exfoliating face mask	H	+122 to +143
Exhaust muffler	W
Existential dreadlocks	H	+153 to +180
Experience cap	H	+45 to +48
External endoskeleton
Extra chromosome	T	+129 to +144
Extra large sword of compensation	W	+134 to +156
Extra set of hands	A	+39 to +43
Extra-large domino	S	+44 to +50
Eye of the liger	T	-4 to -2
Eye tunes	H	+100 to +135
Eyepatch of the tiger	H	+68 to +71

F

Equipment	Type	Durability
Fabric of society	B	+116 to +184
Face paint	H	0
Face plant	H	+16 to +20
Facehugger	H	+44
Fairy's battle axe	W	+11
Fake ID	T	+47 to +49
Fallen Angel's battle bracers	A	+18
Falsehoodie
Fancy monocle	H	+21 to +22
Fan-mail	B	+86 to +95
Faraday cage	S	+49 to +55
Farcefield	S	+45 to +51
Feet of strength	L	+63 to +68
Fiber of being	T	+149 to +191
Fig leaf	S	-10 to -8
Filibuster	S	+101 to +125
Finger puppets	A	-3 to -2
Fingertrap	T
Finishing bow	H	+120
Fire arms	A	+41 to +43
Fire icicle	T	+20 to +23
Firewall	S	+33 to +34
Firewallet	T	+150 to +181
Firmly held belief	S	+39 to +40
First class mail	B	+140 to +146
Fish scale armor	B	0 to +1
Fisherman's boots	L	-6
Fistful of dollars	A	+117 to +132
Fisti-cuffs	A	+43 to +45
Fists of fury	W	+61 to +67
		+143 to +164
Fitness trackers	L	+109 to +125
Flail of the century	W	+144 to +155
Flea collar	T	+12 to +13
Floaties	A	+1
Foam finger of doom	A	+27 to +29
Folding chair	W	+45 to +50
Folding cup	T	-3 to -2
Footman's battle greaves	L	+10 to +13
Footnote²	L	+138 to +149
Fork of truth	W	+8 to +9
Four-fingered gauntlets	A	+102 to +125
Four-leaf burdock	T	-5 to -4
Four-leafed cleaver	W	+112 to +123
Four-loaf cleaver	W	+140 to +148
Fourth wall	S	+41 to +45
Fox gloves	A	+103 to +139
Fractal slacks	L	+54 to +58
Frame of mind	H	+81 to +83
Freudian slippers	L	+72 to +76
Friendship bracelet	T	+43 to +46
Frock of birds	B	+139 to +147
Frosty gauntlets of fire	A	+33 to +35
Frosty shield	S	+8 to +9
'Frozen foot' fur boots	L	-4 to -2
Full blast shield	S	+67 to +70
Full metal jacket	B	+47 to +53
Full metal trousers	L	+93 to +95
Funny bone	T	+41 to +43
Futility kilt	L	+21
Fuzzy dice	T	+35 to +41

G

Equipment	Type	Durability
Gadget arms	A	+83 to +95
		+127
Gaming platforms	L	+101 to +105
Garden shears	W	-1
Garlic necklace	T	0
Gas pumps	L	0
Gatekeeper's halberd	W	+23 to +27
Gentleman's club	W	+54 to +61
Gentleman's jacket	B	+14 to +15
Gentleman's top hat	H	+11 to +13
Giant foam finger	A	-5 to -3
Giant wasp stinger	W	+27 to +28
Gladiator's net	S	+12
Glamorous chest armor	B	+2 to +3
Glass necklace	T	-8
Glossy black helmet with gas mask	H	+2
Gloves of ambidexterity	A	+115 to +123
Gloves of eternal damnation	A	+16 to +18
Gloves of stranglehold	A	+45 to +50
Glow bracelets	A	+7 to +8
Goblet of fire	T	+61 to +66
God tags	T	+125 to +171
Godspeedometer	T	+128 to +131
Godtag	T	+104 to +120
Godville citizen's badge	T	+35 to +39
Godzilla's tooth	T	+2 to +3
Goggles of holy vision	H	+15
Going-going gauntlets	A	+106 to +179
Gold-plated glamour shield	S	+3 to +6
Golden calf	T	+85 to +99
Golden fingers	A	+23 to +25
Golden horseshoes	L	+6 to +7
Goldfingers	A
Good offense	S	+82 to +87
Goose bumps	A	+14 to +16
Gorgon's head	T	+12 to +13
Grandma's handmade sweater	B	+17 to +19
Grappling hooks	A	+113 to +122
Grater of two evils	W	+70 to +97
Gravestone	S	-2 to 0
Gravitational pullover	B	+58 to +66
Gravity multiplier	T	+63 to +68
Great barrier wreath	S	+61 to +69
Great maul of fire	W	+123 to +137
Greaves of bodily harm	L	+68 to +72
Greaves of grievance	L	+56 to +63
Greaves of the Unholy Paladin	L	+16
Greaves of wrath	L	+87 to +94
Green card	T	+87 to +94
Green lantern	T	+45 to +47
Green sleeves	A	+8 to +10
Green thumb	T	+84 to +97
Ground pounders	L	+140 to +168
Guild crest	S	+95 to +100
Guy Fawkes mask	H	+65 to +72
Gypsy's wristlets	A	+5 to +6

H

Equipment	Type	Durability
Habit kickers	L	+125 to +127
Hair curlers	H	-10
Hair whip	W	-9
Half-brick in a sock	W	+38 to +44
Hall pass	T	+37 to +41
Halo of a fallen angel	H	+56 to +61
Ham fists	A	+106 to +166
Handcuffs of strength	A	+30 to +34
Hands of jazziness	A	+79 to +85
Hands-free gloves	A	+110 to +159
Happy feet	L	+46 to +54
Happy new ear	H	+82 to +88
Hardened mittens	A	-1 to +1
Hazmat suit	B	+40 to +43
Health insurance card	S	+102 to +125
Healthbar retractor	W	+130 to +149
Heart of darkness	T	+77 to +84
Heartbeat inhibitor	W	+18 to +19
Heartbreaker	W	+114 to +142
Heated armor	B	+5
Heavy gauntlets of war	A	+21 to +23
Heavy metal band	T	+77 to +82
Hefty sword	W	+11 to +14
Hellbottoms	L	+43 to +45
Hellboy's cuff	A	+12 to +15
Hellevator shoes	L	+149 to +177
Hellfire boots	L	+29 to +31
Helm of clear thoughts	H	+25 to +28
Helm of common sense	H	+61 to +65
Helm of despair	H	+75 to +83
Helm of overwhelm	H	+67 to +70
Helm of perpetual ineptitude	H	+72 to +93
Helm of second thoughts	H	+123 to +142
Helm of unparalleled density	H	+101 to +114
Helmet of thickheadedness	H	+43 to +46
Helmet with twisted horns	H	+28 to +30
Hermes' training sneakers	L	+9 to +10
Hero's clothes	B	+41 to +43
Hex dispenser	T	-10 to -9
Hide of a seeker	B	+144 to +186
High-security blanket	S	+123 to +167
Highly-absorbant pants	L	+127 to +138
Hitchhiker's towel	B	+41 to +42
Hive mind	H	+96 to +100
Hobbit's hammer	W	+10 to +11
Hobo mittens	A	-7 to -5
Hockey mask	H	-1
Holed Boots of Reliability	L	+2
Holy bolt	T	+4 to +8
Holy crap	T	+103 to +112
Holy grenade launcher	W	+17 to +18
Holy halo	H	+44 to +46
Holy hole	T	+7
Holy sock	L	-10 to -8
Holy straitjacket	B	+21 to +23
Holy water pistol	W	+11 to +12
Holy water wings	A	+88 to +98
Homespun coat	B	-4 to -3
Honest Abe's top hat	H	+73 to +79
Hood of an insane monk	H	+1
Hopeless diamond	T	+113 to +125
Horns of a dilemma	H	+63 to +66
Horns of plenty	H	+25 to +27
Hospital bedpans	L	-9 to -7
Hospital gown	B	-3 to -1
Hovering life bar	H	+39 to +40
Hugs-and-cuisses	L	+140 to +174
Humming beard	H	+142 to +143
Hunk of burning love	W	+122 to +133
Hunting party hat
Hurri-cane	W	+119 to +134
Hurt locket	T	+138 to +179
Hydralisk's claw	T	+1 to +2
Hydroelectric power pants	L	+98 to +109
Hyper cufflinks	A	+120 to +171
Hyperboa

I

Equipment	Type	Durability
Icarus rockets	A	+52 to +56
Icarus wings	A	+43 to +50
Ice pack	H	+46 to +51
Ice shield	S	+28 to +30
Icebreaker	W	+143 to +166
Icethrower	W	+79 to +84
Impact bracers	A	+72 to +80
Impermeable membrane	S	+74 to +80
Imposter's cloak	B	+17 to +18
Impure thoughts	H	+82 to +92
Incognito mode	S	+134 to +187
Indemnity claws	A	+77 to +81
Independent thought alarm	H	+136 to +187
Indie-pendant	T	+130 to +140
Industrial military complexion	H	+108 to +138
Infernal racket	W	+115 to +124
Infidelity gauntlet	A	+122 to +173
Inflammable hot pants	L	+85 to +87
Inflatable decoy hero	S	+66 to +68
Inflatable water wings	A	+3 to +4
Inquisitor's boots	L	+14 to +17
Insanity plea	S	+89 to +96
Insensitivity trainers
Integral of mass destruction	W	+2 to +4
Interscepter	W	+115 to +140
Invisible hand of the market	A	+129 to +173
Invisible mask	H	+140 to +143
Invisible pants	L	+35 to +38
Ion fists	A	+79
Iron crown	H	+13 to +17
Iron curtain	S	+40 to +42
		+151
Iron fist	W	+21 to +23
Iron fist in a velvet glove	W	+21
Iron hat	H	+3 to +5
Iron lattice	S	+4 to +5
Iron mask	H	+75 to +77
Irresistible force field	S	+63 to +76

J

Equipment	Type	Durability
Jackboots of asskickery	L	+44 to +46
Jailhouse rock	T	+92 to +98
Jar of sunlight	T	+66 to +67
Jaws of life	H	+85 to +90
Jedi's light saber	W	+6
Jingle belt	L	+136 to +140
Joy buzzer	A	+93 to +99
Judgement hammer	W	+100 to +110

K

Equipment	Type	Durability
Kaboomerang	W	+69 to +77
Kamikaze's cap	H	+1
Karma police badge	T	+117 to +145
Kevlar battle socks	L	+8 to +9
Kevlar greaves	L	+2 to +3
Kevlar opera gloves	A	+62 to +69
Kevlar trousers	L	+19 to +23
Kevlar vest	B	+10 to +13
Kickaxe	W	+144
Kilt of a thousand drafts	L	+102 to +118
Kilt of mooning	L	+80 to +86
Kitchen apron	B	-9
Knee-hi flip-flops	L	+113 to +117
Knee-high socks of luck	L	+22 to +25
Knickerbockers of glory	L	+69 to +71
Knotty stick	W	-3 to -2
Kryptonite earrings	T	+17 to +20
Kryptonite sword	W	+25 to +26

L

Equipment	Type	Durability
Lampshade of enlightenment	H	+117 to +133
Land legs	L
Landing gear	L	+128 to +136
Language barrier	S	+78 to +92
Large dartboard	S	+5 to +8
Larry's suit of leisure	B	+24 to +25
Laser hammer	W	+29 to +32
Last place ribbon	T	-10 to -9
Last shred of dignity	T	+39 to +41
Latex catsuit	B	+20
Laughing stockings	L	+83 to +94
Lawn darts	W	-5 to -3
Lawsuit	B	+53 to +56
Layer of dirt	B	-9
Lead apron	B	+15
Lead chastity belt	B	+6
Lead earrings	T	-5 to -3
Lead gloves	A	+1
Lead hat	H	+4 to +6
Lead shield	S	+2 to +4
Leaded snowshoes	L	-1
Leap-of-faith boots	L	+143 to +172
Leather cowboy boots	L	-3 to -1
Lederhosen of redemption	L	+68 to +71
Legal briefs	L	+80 to +88
Legionnaire's jackboot	L	+1
Lego shield	S	+20 to +24
Lego sword	W	+21 to +23
Lei of the land	H	+135 to +164
Leviathong	L	+105 to +125
Life insurance	T	+89 to +99
Life saver	S	+85 to +94
Life socks	L	+137 to +166
Life vest	B	+2 to +4
Lightning belt	B	+141 to +142
Lightning bolt cutter	W	+82 to +88
Lightning shield	S	+31 to +37
Lightsaber nunchucks	W	+35
Lightspeed sneakers	L	+11 to +13
Lightweight jacket	B	-6
Lion's mane	H	+91 to +98
Liquid crystal breastplate	B	+51 to +59
Liver warmer	T
Loading screen	S	+102 to +118
Loincloth of revelation	B	+74 to +83
LOLympic torch	T	+67 to +81
Long johns	L	-4
Love shackles	A	+79 to +82
Low level hero	S	+116 to +143
Lucha libre mask	H	+102 to +114
Lucifer's sneakers	L	+4
Lucifur coat	B	+95 to +102
Lucky bitcoin	T	+133 to +138
Lucky blanket	S	+106 to +123
Lucky horseshoe	T	+1
Lucky loop	T	+19
Lucky star	T	+100 to +108
Lucky stone slab	T	+17 to +21
Lumberjacket	B	+55 to +57

M

Equipment	Type	Durability
Macaroni necklace	T	+28 to +31
Mace of amnesia	W	+50 to +66
		+126 to +178
Mace of spades	W	+82 to +91
Machine-washable plate mail	B	+74 to +77
Mad scientist's goggles	H	+91 to +96
Magic ankle bracelet	T	+51 to +54
Magic hoof	T	-4 to -2
Magic mirror	S	+70 to +74
Magic stone slippers	L	+11 to +14
Magnetic charm	T	-9 to -7
Magnetic field	S	+106 to +132
Maiden's battle vest	B	+17
Mallet of understanding	W	+47 to +51
Mammoth's lucky foot	T	+3 to +4
Manacles of freedom	A	+94 to +100
Manitou's moccasins	L	-6
Mantle of Mantis	B	+1 to +2
Mantle of Wasteland's ruler	B	+26 to +29
Mask of a rabbit	H	-1 to 0
Masque of the red death	H	+67 to +71
Massive ego	S	+64 to +72
Master Chief's helmet	H	+14 to +16
Matador's cape	S	+29 to +31
Matching socks	L	-7 to -6
Meat loafers	L	+17 to +19
Meat shield	S	+13 to +15
Medal of horror	T	+62 to +65
Medical gloves	A	-9 to -8
Mega-Soaker 2000	W	+99 to +108
Membrain	H	+156 to +171
Meme blocker	S	+38 to +45
Mental defense	S	+133 to +182
Mermaid flipper	L	+64 to +69
Metal bikini	B	+21 to +23
Metal deflector	S	+60 to +63
Mickey Mouse's gloves	A	-5 to -3
Micro kilt	L	+58 to +69
Microwave gun	W	+20 to +47
Middle aegis	S	+129 to +137
Mighty Berserker's T-shirt	B	0 to +2
Military boots	L	-3
Military dress shoes	L	+2 to +3
Milk moustache	H	-3 to -1
Milk tooth of Lao Tzu	T	+13
Millennium falchion	T	+128 to +140
Mind blower	W	+140 to +165
Miner's canary	T	+11 to +13
Minotaur's hooves	L	+3 to +5
Mirrored helmet	H	+28 to +31
Mirthful gas mask	H	+15 to +17
Mission briefs	L	+53 to +62
Misspelled tattoo	A	-10 to -8
Mithril braces	H	+50 to +53
Mithril gas mask	H	+16 to +17
Mithril pendant	T	+17 to +18
Mithril sneakers	L	+5 to +7
'Mitrollica' wristlets	A	-2
Mittens of total weakness	A	+1 to +4
Molecular disruptor	W	+86 to +90
Moleskin jodhpurs	L	+49
Monomolecular bandana	H	+22 to +26
Monster masher	W	+136 to +150
Monster-allergy bracelet	A	+55 to +56
Moon walkers	L	+106 to +138
Moonglasses	H	+54 to +57
Moral support socks	M	+126 to +128
Morgue slab	S	+73 to +78
Morse-code dice	T	+144 to +145
Mortal coil	T	+68 to +71
Motion-capture dots	A	+82 to +86
Mourning star	W	+66 to +72
Moustache handlebars	H	+144
Mud coating	B	-10
Mummy wraps	B	-4
Mummy's arm	T	+3 to +4
Muscle sleeves	A	+4
Musketeer's cloak	B	-1 to +1

N

Equipment	Type	Durability
Naked gun	W	+28 to +34
Navigator's head	T	+54 to +61
Necklace of grasshopper's eyes	T	-1 to 0
Necromancer's graveclothes	B	+23
Neighborhood watch	A	+97 to +104
Nekomimi	H	+10
Neon nimbus	H	+12 to +15
Nerd's glasses	H	-4 to -3
Nerf cannon	W	+62 to +68
Night vision sunglasses	H	+29 to +32
Night watch	T	+78 to +79
Nightshirt	B	-9 to -8
Ninja turtle shell	B	+49 to +56
Ninjammies	B	+120 to +146
Ninth circlet of hell	H	+139 to +172
'No Trespassing' sign	S	-4 to -3
Nobleman's flail	W	+10
Nobleman's shoes	L	0 to +2
Non-stop watch	T	+131 to +134
Noodly appendages	A	+63 to +71
North Poleaxe	W	+103 to +125
Not-so-smart watch	A	+124 to +183
Not-to-scale mail	B	+119 to +134
Nuclear power pants	L	+64 to +71
Nuclear-powered boots	L	+33 to +36
Nuclear waistcoat	B	+69 to +78
Nuclear winter jacket	B	+123 to +133
Null pointer	T	+139 to +185
Null pointer	B	+146
Nunchuckle	W	+79
Nutcracker suit	B	+132 to +160
Nuts and bolts	T	+5

O

Equipment	Type	Durability
Ocarina of time	T	+52 to +56
Odin's beard	H	+58 to +62
Off-the-cufflinks	A	+75 to +80
Offcuts of a five-inch pipe	A	-4
Offensive flag	T	+11 to +12
Ogre's saucer	S	-1 to +2
Ogre's toothpick	W	+20 to +21
Oktoberfists	A	+125 to +173
Oktobervest	B	+130 to +145
Old barrel	B	-5
Old felt boots	L	-6
Old hubcap	S	+1 to +3
Old leather gloves	A	-6
Old nasal bone	T	-9 to -7
Old sandals	L	-7 to -4
One-sided coin	T	+25 to +27
Orange hood	H	+18 to +19
Orange quilted jacket	B	-5 to -4
Orb of Incremental Idiocy	T	+83 to +87
Orbital sander	W	+133 to +134
Orc's nose ring	T	+2
Organ donor card	T	-7 to -5
Origami armor	B	+18 to +19
Orion's belt	T	+51 to +56
Osmium hammer	W	+44 to +47
Ostrich's tooth	T	-7
Other cheek	S	+124 to +137
Out-of-phaser	W	+76 to +82
Out-of-tunic	B	+98 to +107
Overcloak
Overclocked wristwatch	A	+96 to +117
Oversized shoulder guard	A	+57 to +60

P

Equipment	Type	Durability
Pachelbel's cannon	W	+105 to +119
Paci-Fist	A	+70 to +73
Pair of brass balls	T	+58 to +62
Pair of cool sunglasses	H
Pair of Enterprise crewmember's gloves	A
Pair of kickboxers	L	+119 to +121
Pair of loudsneakers	L	+131 to +133
Pair of monocles	H	+26 to +30
Pair of surgical gloves	A
Pair of winged sandals	L	+73 to +83
Paladin's bracers	A	+9 to +12
Palm oil	A	+74 to +77
Palm readers	A	+68 to +73
Pan lid	S	-7 to -6
Pandana	H	+146 to 148
Pandora's boxers	L	+66 to +67
Pantaloons of fury	L	+67 to +81
Pants o' mimes	L	+115 to +117
Pants on fire	L	+39 to +46
Paper file	S	-9
Paper forage-cap	H	-10 to -8
Paper machete	W	+32 to +35
Paper shield	S	-5 to -3
Parasox	L	+132 to +136
Passion flute	T	+65 to +70
Peace pipe	T	+87 to +102
Peasant's best shoes	L	-8
Peasant's sickle	W	+10 to +11
Pegasus feathers	T	+124 to +145
Pendant of immorality	T	+137 to +151
Penguin's armor	B	+12
Pentagown
Perfect alibi	S	+52 to +53
Personal-space bubble	S	+33 to +35
Phlegm thrower	W	+41 to +44
Picture of home village	T	0
Piece maker	W	+119 to +129
Pièce de résistance	S	+113 to +132
Piece of strontium	T	+24 to +25
Piece of tank armor	S	+22
Pig wings	B	+47 to +49
Pile of quarks	T	+6 to +8
Pine tree air freshener	T	-8 to -7
Pink furry handcuffs	A	+13 to +14
Pink leggings	L	-1
Pink slip	W	+3 to +4
Pipboy 2000	A	+20 to +23
Pipboy 3000	A	+29 to +32
Pipboy 4000	A	+89
Pipe spanner	W	+19 to +21
Pirate's eye patch	H	+31 to +34
Pirate's hook	W	+7 to +8
Pixie's shoes	L	+2 to +3
Placebow	T	+27 to +28
Planetary rings	A	+85 to +87
Plaster cast	A	-2
Plastic hammer	W	0 to +1
Plastic plate	S	-9
Plastic riot shield	S	+11
Plastic shield	S	+1
Plate-mail flip flops	L	+29 to +31
Platformer shoes	L	+127 to +139
Platinum platter	S	+104 to +123
Platonic armor	B	+64 to +71
Plausible deniability	S	+80 to +81
Plothole cover	S	+105 to +128
Plumber's plunger	W	-8
Plumsoles	L	+82 to +87
Pocket dodecahedron	T	+39 to +44
Pocket imp	T	+3
Pocket protector	S	+108 to +135
Point-and-shoot sword	W	+99 to +107
Pointy stick	W	-10
Poker face	H	+32 to +34
Poker mace	W	+147
Polar ice cap	H	+61 to +63
Political correctness	S	+81 to +85
Pop up blocker	S	+49 to +61
Popeye forearms	A	+82 to +99
Portrait of the president	T	+92 to +99
Potato gun	W	0 to +3
Power gloves	A	+36
Power ranger's armor	B	+11
Pre-socked sandals	L	+145 to +150
Prenuptial agreement	S	+59 to +60
Priority mail	B	+132 to +135
Prisoner's handcuffs	A	-9 to -7
		+153
Privacy screen	S	+127 to +167
Prodigal sunglasses
Protective custody	S	+129 to +152
Protective pentagram	T	+35 to +39
Proxy protection	S	+94 to +95
Psychological defense mechanism	S	+88 to +94
Psychotic brakes	L	+146 to +147
Puffy pirate sleeves	A	+104 to +109
Punchline gloves	A	+127 to +189
Punk's wristlets	A	-1 to 0
Purity rings	A	+30 to +31
Purse of squandering	T	+146 to +150
Pythagorean pants	L	+27 to +29

Q

Equipment	Type	Durability
Quadripolar magnet	T	+7 to +9
Quantum barrier	S	+91 to +101
Quasidevil's horns	H	+24 to +27
Questionable content filter	S	+69 to +85
Quicksandals	L	+51 to +53

R

Equipment	Type	Durability
Raccoon's leg	T	-8
Radioactive slippers	L	+11 to +13
Rain bow	W	+44 to +47
Raincoat	B	-8 to -7
Rake	W	-4 to -2
Ram helmet	H	+21
Rambow	W	+81 to +87
Random axe of kindness	W	+4 to +6
Random innocent bystander	S	+78 to +80
Rangers' high boots	L	-3
Rapping sword	W	+30
Reality distortion shield	S	+59 to +63
Receding hairline	H	+127 to +149
Red crowbar	W	+15
Red hat	H	+7
Red riding hood	H	+89 to +95
Red rose	T	-3
Red shirt	B	+29 to +31
Red shoes	L	-7
Reindeer skin	B	+7
Repeat defender
Repentagram	T	+136 to +144
Reservoir clogs	L	+129 to +132
Responsibility deflector	S	+111 to +132
Restraining order	S	+32 to +37
Reversible Mobius jacket	B	+78 to +80
Rhinoculars
Ridiculous-o-meter	T	+148 to +174
Ridiculously large sword	W	+125 to +138
Ring of fire	T	+58 to +63
Ring of opacity	T	+80
Ring of the lords	T	+66 to +94
Ring of visibility	T	+31
Rings of the lord	A	+112 to +143
Road block	S	+96 to +121
Robbin' hood	H	+115 to +131
Robe of battle meditation	B	+49 to +50
Robin's hood	H	+42 to +46
Robot devil's hands	A	+85 to +87
Roc's feather	T	+8
Rock launcher	W	+31 to +33
Rock of aegis	S	+114 to +131
Rock-immune scissors	W	+61 to +70
		+167 to +187
Rocket skates	L	+109 to +171
Rockstar's leather jacket	B	+11
Roll cage	S	+86 to +93
Rolled-up sleeves	A	+93 to +99
Rotator cuffs	A	+68 to +77
Rubber gloves	A	-8 to -6
Rubber highboots	L	-5
Rule breaker	W	+120 to +142
Runic bracers	A	+20 to +22
Runic tunic	B	+60 to +63
Running joke	L	+120 to +132
Rusty colander	H	-5
Rusty crowbar	W	+1 to +3
Rusty metal boots	L	-3

S

Equipment	Type	Durability
Sacrificial limb	A	+98 to +123
Sacrificial vestment	B	+86 to +97
Saint's frock	B	+3 to +4
Sandals of time	L	+58 to +63
Santa's claws	A	+39 to +41
Sapient pearwood club	W	+9 to +11
Sarcastic personality	S	+31 to +33
Sawed-off sword	W	+13
Schrödinger's catapult	W	+63 to +68
Scorpion pincers	A	+46 to +47
Scream-cancelling headphones	H	+95 to +119
Screen saber	W
Scuba diving suit	B	+102 to +118
Sea saw	W	+81 to +89
Sea's cape	B	+142 to +158
Seat-back	S	-7 to -5
Seaweed wrap	B	+107 to +129
Secondhand glove	A	+116 to +131
Security blanket	S	+12 to +14
Security breeches	L	+54 to +58
Security gourd	T	+28 to +32
Security question	S	+119 to +171
Self-cutting axe	W	+8
Self-portrait	S	+90 to +99
Self-propelled battering ram	W	+101 to +111
Self-propelled boots	L	+10
Sense of impending doom	T	+84 to +86
Sequined mankini	B	+102 to +123
Server patch	T	+71 to +78
Set of lightsaber nunchucks	W	+34 to +37
Set of ten thimbles	A	+1 to +3
Set of thimbles	A	+3
Seven veils	H	+115 to +129
Seven-league boots	L	-3 to -1
Seven-sided nut	T	+11 to +12
Sewer manhole cover	S	0
Shadow boxing gloves	A	+54 to +58
Shadow puppet	T	+121 to +134
Shaman's drum	T	+16 to +18
Shamethrower	W	+53 to +65
Shamrock of ages	T	+131 to +160
Shard of death metal	W	+88 to +93
Sharp stick	W	-8 to -6
Sharp tongue	W	+4 to +28
Sharpest tool in the box	W	+73 to +78
Shaving sword	W	+14 to +16
Sheep's clothing	B	+44 to +47
Shell of a giant crab	B	+9 to +10
Sheriff's badge	T	+10 to +12
Shield of a thousand battles	S	+27 to +30
Shield of dreams	S	+63 to +67
Shield of Heaven's Protector	S	+27 to +30
Shield of invincibility	S	+68 to +71
Shield of offense	S	+54 to +57
Shield of Seven Rainbows	S	+21 to +25
Shield of the Fallen Angel	S	+24 to +28
Shield of the SWAT King	S	+18 to +21
Shield of utter stupidity	S	+20 to +21
Shining armor of darkness	B	+94 to +104
Shiny metal axe	W	+38 to +43
Shock absorber	S	+86 to +92
'shoulder angel and devil' set	T	+97 to +108
Shoulder parrot	T	+14 to +16
Shoulders of fortune	A	+129 to +172
Shroud of clarity	H	+69 to +71
Shroud of mystery	B	+72 to +75
Shroud of uncertainty	B	+77 to +79
Shrunken head of state	T	+117 to +137
Side of a barn	S	+116 to +137
Siege helmet	H	+34 to +38
Siegehammer	W	+148 to +149
Signed plaster cast	A	+49 to +51
Silver cross	T	+6 to +8
Silver lining	T	+126 to +168
Silver surfboard	S	+126 to +176
Silver tongue	H	+140 to +142
Single-pronged trident	W	+72 to +83
Situational blinders	H	+125 to +144
Six fingered gloves	A	-3 to -2
Six pack body paint	B	-8
Sixth sensor	T	+101 to +112
Skeleton's greaves	L	+9 to +11
Ski boots	L	-2 to 0
Ski cap	H	-7 to -6
Skin of a giant mantis	B	-3 to -1
Skinny dipping suit	B	+127 to +155
Skull mask	H	+35 to +36
Skullcrusher	W	+21 to +23
Slate mail armour	B	+126 to +152
Slaughter-proof jacket	B	+68 to +70
Slay bell	T	+119 to +133
Slay-tex gloves	A	+59 to +63
Sleeveless straight jacket	B	+117 to +144
Slice of moon	T	+134 to +150
Sling of outrageous fortune	W	+70 to +77
Sliver of hope	T	+122 to +145
Small town charm	T	+144 to +145
Small twig	W	-10 to -8
Smarty pants	L	+81 to +88
Smell of success	T	+98 to +105
Smilestone	T	+135 to +140
Smoke and mirrors	S	+47 to +50
Smoking pun	W	+146
Smug self-righteous attitude	S	+83 to +88
Smurf hat	H	-5 to -4
Snail mail	B	+48 to +52
Sneakers of suspicion	L	+108 to +167
Snooze button	T	-6 to -2
Snorkel mask	H	+6
Sock puppets	A	+0 to +2
Socks and sandals	L	+14 to +16
Socks of thunder	L	+8 to +10
Solar disc	S	+93 to +101
Solar flares	L	+46 to +55
Solar ice cap	H	+97 to +99
Solar wind chimes	T	+73 to +82
Solar windbreaker	B	+134 to +163
Sole protector	L	+142 to +172
Solid lead life preserver	B	+92 to +95
Solid Snake's bandana	H	+12 to +13
Sonic boomerang	W	+52 to +56
Sorcerer's scone	T	+77 to +81
Soulstone	T	+106 to +124
Sound barrier	S	+44 to +50
Spacemarine's battle armor	B	+37 to +41
Spaceship trooper's gauntlets	A	+37 to +41
Spam filter	S	+23
Spam grenade	W	+68 to +70
Spare rib	T	+84 to +90
Spatula of mightiness	W	+128 to +149
Speedo of light	L	+122 to +124
Sphere of destiny	T	+107 to +124
Spiderman's suit	B	+33 to +35
Spiderweb tunic	B	+8 to +9
Spiked collar	T	-6 to -4
Spiked leather jacket	B	+19 to +20
Spiked-wheel roller blades	L	+74 to +81
Spine tingler	B	+106 to +125
Spiral galaxy arm	A	+89 to +94
Spurs of the moment	L	+110 to +164
Staff of a fortune-teller	W	+15 to + 17
Staff-only staff	W	+68 to +75
Stage hands	A	+69 to +72
Stalactights	L	+78 to +85
Star-spangled shirt	B	-7 to -5
Starched cuffs	A	+9 to +11
Static field	S	+82 to +90
Steam-powered exoskeleton	B	+35 to +37
Steam-powered hammer	W	+27 to +30
Steam rollers
Steel wool mittens	A	+105 to +126
Steelettos	L	+90 to +94
Steelmaker's gauntlets	A	-2 to 0
Stiff upper lip	H	+52 to +55
Storm umbrella	S	+15
Strange attractor	T	+70 to +78
Strap with a star	T
Strapless sandals	L	+114 to +133
Stratospear	W	+121 to +143
Street gang leader's sneakers	L	+14 to +15
String of nut beads	T	-10 to -8
String theory bikini	B	+129 to +148
Strong letter of recommendation	T	+82 to +88
Strong staff	W	-7 to -6
Strong sunblock	S	+24 to +26
Stunned turtle	S	+3
Stunt double	S	+51 to +55
Stuntman's helmet	H	+6
Subnet mask	H	+22 to +25
Suicide watch	A	+71 to +73
Suit of l'amour	B	+136 to +172
Sumo suit	B	-6 to -4
Super visor	H	+56 to +59
Superhero's leotard	B	+4 to +5
Superhero's unitard	B	+92 to +94
Surge protector	S	+108 to +132
Surgical gloves	A	-10
Surround sneakers	L	+128 to +142
Survival kilt	L	+91 to +102
Suspenders of disbelief	B	+78 to +84
Swamp waders	L	0
Sword of a Thousand Truths	W	+110 to +134
Sword of irony	W	+65 to +71
Sword of overcompensation	W	+55 to +57
Sword processor	S	+56 to +59
Swordfish	W	-2 to -1
Swordfish's nose	W	+5 to +8
Synchronized swimsuit
Sysadmin's sweater	B	+22 to +23
System reboots	L	+88 to +91
System specs	H	+86 to +92

T

Equipment	Type	Durability
T-shirt tuxedo	B	+105 to +128
T-shorts	L	+60 to +62
Table knife	W	-6 to -4
Table-leg	W	-7
Tail of a ball-mouse	T	-9 to -7
Tainted glove	A	0
Talisman of Complete Uselessness	T	+48 to +60
Talking skull	T	+137 to +173
Tanker's helmet	H	-2 to 0
Tarot deck shoes	L	+72 to +84
Tattle tail	B	+125 to +163
Tearjerker	W	+111 to +127
Technicolor dreamcoat	B	+39 to +44
Technobauble	T	+127 to +132
Tectonic plate mail	B	+63 to +67
Temporary tattoo	A	+23 to +24
Tenterhooks
Tentacled pentacle	T	+81 to +86
Tesla chainmail	B	+97 to +102
Tesla coil gun	W	+93 to +99
Textolite shield	S	+15 to +19
The Mask	H	+32 to +33
The Schwartz	W	+104 to +119
Theme parka	B	+113 to +144
Thinking cap	H	+94 to +96
Third eye monocle	H	+119 to +132
Third-time charm	T	+106 to +124
Thor's jackhammer	W	+109 to +121
Three-piece swimsuit	B	+103 to +132
Three-sided die	T	+54 to +56
Three-way tie	B	+132 to +134
Throwing iron	W	+28 to +30
Thrown down gauntlets	A	+51 to +56
Thunder-proof underwear	L	+40 to +44
Thunderwear	L	+34 to +38
Tiberium ring	T	+17 to +19
Tic tac toes	L	+75 to +77
Tickling gun	W	+6 to +7
Tigertooth saber	W	+27
Tights of immodesty	L	+78 to +81
Tiki idol	T	+124 to +142
Tin can	S	-8 to -7
Tin foil hat	H	+36 to +40
Tin shield	S	+1
Tinky-Winky's mittens	A	+4 to +6
Titan's boots	L	+15
Titanium nightgown	B	+7
Toe trucks	L	+78
Toilet seat cover	S	-6 to -5
Tortoise shell	S	-6
Touchy feelers	A	+110 to +164
Tough Spartan shield	S	+6
Tour de forcefield	S	+129 to +173
Traffic cone	H	0 to +2
Traffic jammies	B	+111 to +119
Tramp's shoes	L	+13
Transmogrifier gun	W	+72
Trapper keeper	S	+122 to 143
Trenchant obtusenator of boorishness	W	+92 to +101
Trenchcoat of arms	B	+112 to +135
Tribble toupee	H	+155 to +183
Trident of wet power	W	+13 to +15
Trigger fingers	A	+86 to +90
Trollface	H	+11 to +12
Tropical punch	W	+59 to +66
		+142 to +180
Trousers of impudence	L	+18
True glove	A	+88 to +93
Trump card	T	-5 to -4
Truncheon of diplomacy	W	+76 to +81
Trustier bustier	B	+121 to +143
Tunnel vision	H	+86 to +94
Turncoat	B	+62 to +63
Turtleneck plate mail	B	+117 to +144
Twin beaks
Two turtle gloves	A	+56 to +59
Two-handled chopper	W	-3 to -2
Two-sworded hand	W	+16 to +18
Two-toed socks	L	+133 to +140
Two-way mirror shades	H	+88 to +101

U

Equipment	Type	Durability
Ugly holiday sweater	B	+116 to +128
Ultimate arm equipment	A	+65 to +70
Ultimate defense mechanism	S	+70 to +77
Ultimate shield of darkness	S	+29
Ultimate weapon	W	+39 to +43
Unconscious armadillo	S	+65 to +68
Undead Paladin's shield	S	+26 to +28
Unflippable coin	T	+145 to +174
Unicorn hunting license	T	+123 to +162
Unicorn's horn	T	+5
Unidentified fighting object	W	+96 to +99
Universal remote	T	+45 to +52
Unlicensed nuclear accelerator	W	+103 to +123
Unlike button	T	+71 to +73
Unrequited gloves	A	+50 to +54
Untuned bagpipes	W	+141 to +144
Uranium walking stick	W	+25 to +27
Utility kilt	L	+49 to +52

V

Equipment	Type	Durability
Vacuum cleaver	W	+145
Vacuum pack	B	+91 to +98
Van Allen Belt	B	+75 to +90
Vanity mirror	T	+74 to +78
Veil of tears	H	+125 to +150
Velcro-fastened armor	S	+114 to +143
Verbal reflector	S	+93 to +106
Vest of both worlds	B	+148 to +178
Veteran's puttees	L	-7
Vibranium vambraces	A	+90 to +96
Viking's helmet	H	+3
Villainous moustache	H	+2 to +4
Vital sign	T	+105 to +135
Volcanic sash	B	+128 to +156
Volcanic sash	T	+135 to +167
Voodoo doll	W	+26 to +28
Vorpal sword	W	+51 to +53
		+130
Vortex cannon	W	+58 to +60
		+142 to +175
VR-mask	H	+29 to +33
Vuvuzela of annoyance	W	+61 to +67

W

Equipment	Type	Durability
Waders of The Lost Ark	L	+44 to +51
Waist of space	B	+105 to +122
Waist of thyme	B	+118 to +135
WALL-E's tracks	L	+31 to +33
Warm embracelets	A	+106 to +168
Warpspeedos	B	+132 to +169
Wasteland Traveler's high boots	L	+16
Water balloon launcher	W	0 to +1
Weapon of less destruction	W	+42 to +43
Weapon of mass distraction	W	+133 to +145
Web of lies	S	+50 to +60
Web shooters	A	+73 to +86
Wedding ring	A	+5 to +6
Weevil costume	B	-6
Welder's protective screen	H	-4 to -3
Welding dress	B	+121 to +142
Wheel of time	S	+132 to +181
Whippersnapper	W	+98 to +101
Whiskered matryoshka	T
Whistle blower	T	+118 to +130
White flag	T	+21
White slippers	L	-7
Whoop-axe	W	+84 to +90
Widder-shins	L	+132 to +144
Widow's blue stockings	L	+17
Wiffle ball-and-chain	W	-3 to -1
Wig of insufferable pomposity	H	+123 to +138
Wild boar's snout	T	+1 to +3
Wimple	H	-2 to -1
Wind turban	H	+60 to +71
Window shutter	S	+9 to +11
Wings of unflappability	A	+33 to +36
Wooden pitchfork	W	+1 to +4
Wooden planks with springs	L	-4 to -3
Wooden wings	B	-1
Wool legwarmers	L	-9 to -7
Worn-out slippers	L	-8 to -7
Wreath of daisies	H	-10 to -9
Wrist dreamcatcher	T	+14 to +17
Wristlets of bad luck	A	-1 to +2
Writer's block	S	+60 to +64
Wunderwaffle	W	+77 to +85

X

Equipment	Type	Durability
X-ray glasses	H	+40 to +42
XXL sword	W	+146 to +156

Y

Equipment	Type	Durability
Y-calibur	W
Yellow polka dot bikini	B	-5 to -3
Yellow raincoat	B	+8 to +10
Yellow-brick robe	B	+146 to +167
Yeti slippers	L	+33 to +34
Yin-yang earrings	H	+135 to +165

Z

Equipment	Type	Durability
Zirconium bracelet	T	+25 to +30
Zombieskin overcoat	B	+1 to +5

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