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| caption = The Staple Gunner uses his trusty staple gun to defend [[Madchester]].
| caption = The Staple Gunner uses his trusty staple gun to defend [[Madchester]].
| latin = <!-- a Latin-style species name, if known/made-up -->
| latin = <!-- a Latin-style species name, if known/made-up -->
| description = <!-- A short description of the monster. -->
| description = A soldier that prefers to wield a staple gun over traditional firearms
| class = Human, Soldier
| class = Humanoid
| habitat =[[Madchester]]
| habitat = [[Madchester]], battlefields, construction sites
| strong = <!-- Set this to yes if this is a strong monster. -->
| boss-type = <!-- One of: above, dig, quest, 1ab, 2ab, 3ab. See table for details. -->
| pet-level-from = <!-- The lowest hero level at which the pet can be tamed -->
| pet-feature = <!-- Rideable, Sailing, Dungeon, etc. -->
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The '''Staple Gunner''' is a soldier who wields a staple gun rather than a regular gun. He’s crazy enough to weaponize the tool, and this can be explained because he’s from [[Madchester]].
The '''Staple Gunner''' is a military [[monster]] that wields a staple gun rather than a regular gun.  
 
===Guards of [[Madchester]]===
As it name suggests, in this town, guards are some lunatics that may sometime attack heros instead of protecting them. They include:
* [[Fail Whale]]
* [[Master of Puppies]]
* [[Soldier of Misfortune]]
* [[Grenade Muncher]]
* [[Grill Sergeant]]
* [[Cordless Drill Sergeant]]
* [[Major Problem]]
* [[Major Disappointment]]
* [[Major Buzzkill]]
* [[Colonel of Truth]]
* [[General Disappointment]]
* [[General Failure]]
* [[General Grievance]]
* [[Model Major General]]
* [[Veteran Kamikaze]]
* [[Staple Gunner]]


==History==
==History==
The Staple Gunner is crazy enough to weaponize the simple tool of a staple gun; this can be explained because of its origins in [[Madchester]].


==Appearance==


==Attributes==
==Attributes==
===Strengths===
===Strengths===
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Staple Gunner
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The Staple Gunner uses his trusty staple gun to defend Madchester.
Class Humanoid
Habitat Madchester, battlefields, construction sites
Description A soldier that prefers to wield a staple gun over traditional firearms

The Staple Gunner is a military monster that wields a staple gun rather than a regular gun.

History

The Staple Gunner is crazy enough to weaponize the simple tool of a staple gun; this can be explained because of its origins in Madchester.


Attributes

Strengths

Weaknesses

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