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The '''Yakety Yak''' is a [[monster]] that was said to once have been a normal yak. Then one day, while eating grass, it swallowed a universal translator. The translator made it able to talk. Everybody was happy with the Yakety Yak, until it's constant talking eventually bored every person it talked to until they died. The Yakety Yak fled in horror, hiding in the wilderness and occasionally killing heroes for food.
 
The '''Yakety Yak''' is a [[monster]] that was said to once have been a normal yak. Then one day, while eating grass, it swallowed a universal translator. The translator made it able to talk. Everybody was happy with the Yakety Yak, until it's constant talking eventually bored every person it talked to until they died. The Yakety Yak fled in horror, hiding in the wilderness and occasionally killing heroes for food.
  
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*Can be bribed with grass
 
*Can be bribed with grass
 
*Easily defeated by a hero that is deaf
 
*Easily defeated by a hero that is deaf
*Severely allergic to cod fish
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Monsters of Godville
Yakety Yak
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Class yak
Habitat where other yaks live
Description Unknown

The Yakety Yak is a monster that was said to once have been a normal yak. Then one day, while eating grass, it swallowed a universal translator. The translator made it able to talk. Everybody was happy with the Yakety Yak, until it's constant talking eventually bored every person it talked to until they died. The Yakety Yak fled in horror, hiding in the wilderness and occasionally killing heroes for food.

Things The Yakety Yak Says:

  • Come to the aqueduct and you can spin my windmill!
  • I LIKE PIE I LIKE PIE I LIKE PIE
  • GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS
  • I am no yak, I am the Yakety Yak!

Attributes

Strengths:

  • Extensive knowledge of yak-related information
  • Can bore hero to death
  • Can bore hero then gore the hero
  • Can climb mountains
  • Area around it turns grey

Weaknesses:

  • Only has info about yaks
  • Can be bribed with grass
  • Easily defeated by a hero that is deaf
  • Severely allergic to codfish