User:Tlazolteteo

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Deities of Godville
Tlazolteteo 
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Hero Chutzpahtl
Personality Up to interpretation
Gender 4× Female
⚜️Guild 
Guildy Pleasures


Divine Origins

Tlazolteteo is the collective embodiment of four Aztec goddesses of love and desires. Depending on the context, this could be interpreted positively (marital love and fertility) or negatively (debauchery and depravity). If you ask her though, the interpretation that is arrived at is more reflective of the viewer than of herself.

Mentions in the Godville Times

Having received numerous verbose prayers from her hero Chutzpatl about his overly voluminous Chronicles, Tlazolteteo finally caved and offloaded the chapter of newspaper mentions onto here.

Newspaper Mentions (23 so far)

  • Day 1932 g.e. (for voting)
  • Day 1960 g.e. (for ER contributions)
  • Day 1961 g.e. “Warning: Tlazolteteo is busy in the ER, enhancing ideas left and right!”
  • Day 1975 g.e. “Tlazolteteo says that she and her friends enjoy sitting in the air conditioned Enhancement Room. Oh yes, and improving ideas. That too.”
  • Day 2006 g.e. “Tlazolteteo finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, she promises to continue to do it.”
  • Day 2008 g.e. “Apparently, every entry that Tlazolteteo simply looks at in the ER becomes three times better.”
  • Day 2022 g.e. “Tlazolteteo was spotted in the Ideabox. All ideas are requested to form an orderly line and await improvement.”
  • Day 2037 g.e. “Let’s celebrate Tlazolteteo and her devotion to helping our ideas be all they can be.”
  • Day 2057 g.e. “Warning: Tlazolteteo is busy in the ER, enhancing ideas left and right!”]
  • Day 2080 g.e. “Tlazolteteo finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but she promises to continue to do it.”
  • Day 2083 g.e. “Tlazolteteo has been busy in the ER. She doesn’t care much about idea quality, but she does love to meddle with things.”
  • Day 2087 g.e. “An honored ER frequenter, Tlazolteteo, claims that improving ideas is not painful really.”
  • Day 2088 g.e. “Tlazolteteo says she loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes she even visits twice a day.”
  • Day 2109 g.e. “Let’s celebrate Tlazolteteo and her devotion to helping our ideas be all they can be.”
  • Day 2112 g.e. “Warning: Tlazolteteo is busy in the ER, enhancing ideas left and right!”
  • Day 2118 g.e. “Tlazolteteo says she loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes she even visits twice a day.”
  • Day 2131 g.e. “According to reports, honored ER contributor Tlazolteteo makes everything better. Especially new ideas.”
  • Day 2166 g.e. “Sources report that Tlazolteteo has been prettying up phrases in the ER for brighter, funnier, happier Godville.”
  • Day 2186 g.e. “Tlazolteteo has been busy in the ER. She doesn’t care much about idea quality, but she does love to meddle with things.”
  • Day 2194 g.e. “Eyewitnesses say that Tlazolteteo was spotted working in the Enhancement Room. Woohoo!”
  • Day 2344 g.e. “Tlazolteteo says she loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes she even visits twice a day.”
  • Day 2372 g.e. “Tlazolteteo finds improving ideas an incredibly painful chore, but, as a masochist, she promises to continue to do it.”
  • more to come...

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The Ideabox

(pending a future update - Nov 22, 2016)