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Latest revision as of 16:22, 3 March 2012

My Favourite Skirmish

Not because it was an epic fight, my opponent wasn't there, but I did have fun. His God name is a character from Beowulf (but not Beowulf himself), which being a Kulcha Vulcha I've read. So I had some fun with it. For the sake of decency, I've changed his name to CFB (Character From Beowulf).

? Fight journal (step 22)
08:18
CFB and You Bastard met in a field and began to argue about whose god was cooler. It soon escalated into a fight.
08:19
You Bastard shouted "In the name of Teppic!" and gave his enemy a good smack.
08:20
Unconventionally applying the "pseudopod attack" skill, CFB managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
08:20
You Bastard strikes. CFB appears to have received a serious scratch.
08:21
Suddenly the set of lightsaber nunchucks hits the technicolor dreamcoat with a dull thud. What a vigorous battle!
08:22
CFB showed off his "deafening snore" skill from afar. You Bastard turned white with fear.
08:23
Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: "Good job it's not Beiwulf, he hits very hard."
08:23
You Bastard slashed his enemy. CFB responded with an impolite remark.
08:24
A voice came from somewhere above: "Someone heal these fat fingers so I can type."
08:24
CFB knocked his opponent off his feet, but You Bastard managed to grab the offender and pull him down at the last moment.
08:25
Something in the clouds roared: "Who is Beiwulf?"
08:25
CFB offered the enemy a fist fight. You Bastard promptly responded with a roundhouse kick.
08:25
The booming voice from above said: "Come on camel."
08:25
While CFB was raising his hand, You Bastard managed to run off and have a quick prayer.
08:26
The voice from the clouds suddenly said: "Have you read the Seamus Heaney translation?"
08:26
A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.
08:27
Something in the clouds roared: "It's very good, has healing powers."
08:27
You Bastard shouted "In the name of Teppic!" and gave his enemy a good smack.
08:28
The booming voice from above said: "Though I made the healing bit up."
08:28
CFB mentioned his knowledge of the "pseudopod attack" skill. You Bastard decided to feel worse, just in case.
08:29
The voice from the clouds suddenly said: "He didn't half hit Grendel hard though."
08:29
You Bastard giggled and tied a bow on his opponent's hair, severely reducing his self-esteem.
08:30
A voice came from somewhere above: "Tore an arm off that would take a while to heal up."
08:30
CFB tried to use his wit. When that failed, he simply wet-willied his opponent savagely in the ear.
08:31
Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: "And I spelt Grendel right woot."
08:31
CFB called his opponent a goat. You Bastard got offended and kicked him with his hoof.
08:31
The voice from the clouds suddenly said: "Well this is all very nice."
08:31
A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.
08:32
A voice came from somewhere above: "I've got the cd as well."
08:32
CFB poked You Bastard gently. You Bastard suffered, but withstood the pain.
08:33
Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: "Seamus has a lovely voice."
08:33
While CFB was busy counting crows, You Bastard crept up from behind and did his dirty business, removing several points from his rival's health.
08:34
The booming voice from above said: "Very healing and soothing."
08:34
CFB barked "You Bastard - kill!" and drove his enemy knee-deep into the ground.
08:35
The voice from the clouds suddenly said: "Never read the original though, bit hard."
08:35
You Bastard noticed that his rival was feeling some sort of pressure in the jaw area and used his fist to relieve it.
08:36
CFB received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. You Bastard is prostrating, praising his god.
08:36
CFB gave a scary scream and tried to chop off his enemy's legs in the hope that You Bastard's heart would sink into his boots.
08:36
You Bastard used his "save-load" skill. CFB shuddered in fear.
08:37
CFB is defeated. You Bastard got 1343 coins. You Bastard put a kinetic energy bar, a potential energy drink, a tooth of a fairy, a lock of CFB's hair and a golden brick for the temple into his bag.