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Deities of Godville
Hero Keleicea
Personality vicious
Gender Male
Final Chronos

In the centuries and centuries past, the benevolent Lady, Miracelle, the gracious goddess of Light, has watched over humanity from her seat far above the earthly realm. Unto all whom she looked kindly upon, she bestowed blessings of sunshine and warmth, happiness and peace, health and fortune.

However, as the centuries went on, gods and goddesses of greater power and aggressiveness rose. Miracelle’s power was not as strong as the others, and proper worship gradually dwindled away. Fields of wheat which once flourished with her magnificent Light now withered. Her great name became unknown among the common people, and even the temples that were dedicated to her glory became abandoned and left at the mercy of golden-brick raiders.

Miracelle was greatly saddened at this, as she could do nought but watch as the lands below fell to the influence of other gods ruin. How she wished to restore her power. And how she hoped for one through whom she could work her will.

But one day, a brave, dashing man appeared. He was noble yet kind, and gifted with the power of Miracelle’s Light. Some, who had held fast to their old religion, even said that he was the very incarnation of the Lady. Could he be the one who could bring back the once famous power of Miracelle?

Notable Quotes

“This remote control thing isn’t working out. I think I’ll work on taking over your soul.”

“Um…you DO get smarter later on, right?”

“All your gold is belong to me.”

“Sometimes I feel more like your personal cheerleader than a goddess.”

My Amazing Brilliance

02/15/15 02:15PM My fingers slipped and I accidentally threw %artifact% into the campfire. Quickly pretended I was offering a sacrifice.

02/14/15 10:23PM All the health potions I’ve been chugging almost made me too full to go to the bar. But, you know. Almost.

02/11/15 05:31PM The %monster% cried, “I will not not not not lose to you!” Unfortunately the negatives canceled out and it was defeated, leaving behind %artifact%.

02/07/15 11:35AM Sympathizing with fleeing monsters…

01/21/15 12:22PM The plastic stars hanging from the ceiling glow faintly in the dark.

01/19/15 05:29PM A catchy tune played as soon as I finished my quest to %quest%. Took the chance to strike a heroic pose while I was being showered with gold coins.

01/13/15 06:37PM %rg%, have you ever considered how much quicker I would be done if you were fine with normal bricks?

01/07/15 02:22PM Struggling to pronounce {his|her} friends’ names…

01/07/15 12:57PM Everything in this room is immaculately clean, even the cobwebs.

01/07/15 09:41AM Wave my arms around and chanted bizarre words in attempt to summon a monster. All I got were strange stares from the other people in the bar.

01/04/15 07:00PM Just found out the warranty on my %equipment% becomes null and void on event of my death. Damn!

12/26/14 01:15PM A group of heroes just exited the dungeon with bulging bags and told me that they’d already plundered all there was to plunder. Maybe next time, %rg%.

12/06/14 01:16PM Popping other people’s personal bubbles…

11/22/14 01:46PM An older and more experienced hero gave me a free gold brick out of goodwill. That was such a kind… Hey, wait! Why am I missing %gold% coins?

11/01/14 10:55PM I don’t always %current_quest%, but when I do, I quit halfway.

10/23/14 01:36PM Instead of wasting my money on new equipment, I headed over to the blacksmith to fix up my current equipment.

08/05/14 04:10PM %pet_name% just relieved himself on the feet of a town guard. I — I’m going to pretend I don’t own him.

07/30/14 01:43PM I really hope that, one day, if I keep doing what I’m doing, I will figure out what the hell I’m actually doing.

07/01/14 02:17AM I’ve been furiously stepping on this crack for the last five minutes and nothing’s happening to the monster’s back.

06/27/14 12:35PM %hero_name% has defeated the %monster%! {He|She} claims %gold% and…why am I speaking in third person?

06/23/14 08:05PM As I gazed into my glass of beer, the face of a beautiful woman appeared, begging me to %quest%. Well, who am I to question what my beer tells me to do.

05/05/14 09:07AM Ran out of Action Points. Heading back to town to refill.

05/01/14 09:17AM Stupid vulture! Stop circling over me!

04/24/14 12:54PM Staring intently at the counter, wondering if he/she is missing something obvious…

04/05/14 01:42PM A unicorn walked into the bar, sat down and began to chat to the bartender. Decided I had had enough to drink and left.

03/03/14 09:53PM Saw a bunch of woodland animals congratulating a turtle which had just crossed what looked like a finish line. Turned around and went back to roasting a rabbit I’d caught.

02/22/14 03:02PM Saw a sign outside a shop that read “Get you’re armor polished here.” Someone had scribbled “*your” on the bottom.

(quest) 02/20/14 10:20PM “pull a puppet’s strings”,,"",""

(artifact) 02/15/14 11:47PM witch-doctorate certificate,

01/26/14 01:16PM What an incredibly detailed and realistic painting of … oh, wait, it’s just a mirror.

01/13/14 11:59PM Casting a line to fish for compliments…

12/24/13 02:35PM They say good things take time. Great One, if I take more time finishing this quest, I’m sure to get a better reward!