User:Karot Dave

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[[File:]A player from the online ZPG (Zero Player Game) browser based game “Godville”.

User Name: Karot Dave ( )


The true creator of the human skeleton but didn’t put the ™️ on it so it was ripped off and used to invent the skeleton for a Monkey, which *GOD* ^Upgraded^ to make mankind,(FOR DUMMIES, [Human Skeleton] -> [Monkey Skeleton] -> [Human Skeleton]) the reason you don’t see the god who created the skeleton walking around? He being tortured in one of my pocket dimensions for all of eternity, and beyond!

Favours the form of the “Double Headed Dragon” and is mistaken for one by every HERO except for his own. Has never lost a battle(Except for that one time he did and was forced to be the HEROs pet, regretted ever letting the HERO win...).

True form is a being of darkness and fire, -so something like a living version of obsidian,- but that’s too much for a HERO to see, they have exploded upon looking at him... Due to being discusted of watching so many HEROs explode, he changes his form to look like a blond handsome (Muscular) Man in a toga with sandals. Not his best look, but will stop the HEROs from exploding so he doesn’t care.

  • I am are sorry for any inconvenience such as your HEROs death due to explosion because he/she happened to see my true form. No refunds.

Is patient and waits for the perfect time to strike and is always on the winning side of the fight, (but only because he knows who will win, not who *has* to win...)

Will only fight when prepared and is an expert on leading his enemies into traps with false retreat tactics.

Controls both CHAOS and ORDER so he’s heard when he talks, but will listen to anyone with ideas or advice.


HERO Name: Ser Umpsalot (was “Ser Dumpsalot”, was changed for being inappropriate.)



HERO Motto: !!EEAT MEE!!!™️



Personal Sigil: A Golden Carrot on a Red Background With “DAVE” Written in Gold Under it.



First Guild: Harvest Moon 🌙

Second Guild: Has not left the previous guild.



Personal HERO:


The Cronicles of Ser Umpsalot and His God, Karot Dave:

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 1, “The Expedition” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

On a stormy day, A young woman, Lianna, was asked to go find the town mayors brother, though there was a storm, and the towns folk told her that it could be some other day, she set sail looking for the mayors brother anyway. She was never heard of again from towns folk...

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 2, “The Finding” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

Lianna did not drown, though for some reason she was the only person left on her ship when it had passed the storm. How odd... Anyway she saw an island not too far off and planned a corse, but a pretty hard time making the ship go there. It was only because the waves and wind were on her side, that she made it to the island. She could have sworn she saw snakes in the ocean...

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 3, “ The Village” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

After she landed on the island she instantly found a small village, and after moments, found who she was looking for. The mayors brother, John, He told her that he knew she would come and that he wasn’t leaving anytime soon for this new place was like paradise to him. But he would go on an expedition with her to kill a sea serpent that had been destroying the village ports, without them, they would collect less fish, therefore more hungry people, therefore more fighting, therefore no more paradise.

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 4, “The expedition” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

Liana wanted to leave as fast as possible, the village was too creepy for her, even the animals in the forests stared at her as she passed. Thats the only reason and it was enough for her to want to leave as fast as possible. John lead Liana to a whirlpool that supposedly leads to the giant sea serpent... Then everything when black...

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 5 “The Truth” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

When Liana woke, she was tied to a plank, THE plank, John:” Well, I see the little bird has finally woken up,” Lianna: “What are you doing?! Cut me loose!” John:”HA! Has that ever worked out for you? You should feel greatful! I’m offering you a deal, you see, I was supposed to become the mayor but instead, I was said to be a criminal and was tossed in jail, I escaped and came here, as new ruler of this world. Now you know why I can’t just let you go, so here’s my deal, all the woman here are ugly, marry me, and I’ll let you rule with me.” Liana:”Hmm... that does seem like a good deal, but I’m not much good at leading, hence my missing crew,,,” John:”Then you can just leave that to me, do you except?” Liana:”... yes, I do,” John:”then I’ll cut you loose, but you’ll have to stay in your shackles just in case your lying” Liana:”I understand” John frees Liana. Liana:”I guess we will be bound for life...” John:”Yes, we can rule together as king and queen!” Liana: Sigh...”I see. Good bye...” John: “ wait wha...” Lianna pushes John and herself off the bout into the whirlpool... All the noise that can be heard is John screaming, and then the sound of waves...

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 6, “My Thanks” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

She knew something was wrong... maybe it was because she WAS dead... She felt like she was in water, only without the wet part... Carefully she opened her mouth and... She fell on to the deck of the ship. With a giant serpent staring at her from the star born... It carefully examined her. Then from behind her a voice bellowed “My thanks to you captain Lianna!”

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 7, “Vince” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

“Hu da flying A%^ F€#$ ar yu and wh...” shouts Liana but before she can finish, the serpent hisses at her. The blond man in a toga looks at the serpent, rises his right arm and says “Down Vince, she has a right to be confused.” Vince the serpent continues to just stare the blond toga man, who then says: “You may now rest my friend, you have done well”. Vince, proceeds to sink back in the ocean, but doesn’t look away from his master. ^Creepy^. “Who are you?” Liana asks in her normal voice hoping to not attract the serpent again... “I am Karot Dave, the god of this little pocket dimension here, and I thank you deeply for saving both my people and me.” “Pocket... dwhat?” asks Liana. “I’ll explain over some wine, care for any?”

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 8, “Explanation” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

In a hut on the island there is a fire and the centre and two people sitting by it from each other with each a glass of wine in their hands. Karot Dave begins after one of his worshippers leaves, “How can I put this so that you will understand...When you entered the electrical storm, you happened to put your ship exactly in the spot where all chaos was, opening a gateway in to my world here. Like that criminal did, only he happened to stumble upon this gateway, you on the other hand, I let in. I needed you to rid this world of him.” Liana thinks a while then asks “why didn’t ^YOU^ just kill him?” “You see, a god is born just like you, with a father and mother, after they turn a certain age, they are allowed to go to this wardrobe full of worlds, and choose one to try and, well... be god of...” Stammers Karot Dave “You mean rule.” Answers Liana “Not exactly but, close enough. When we choose a world we must pledge something, anything to this world. To burn it, to bring peace to it, to for some reason make everything the weirdest thing of all time... -Sigh- I chose to never let any evil thing harm it. And well, I guess if any sort of evil even enters, it is considered failing my vow. I was forced to be the million little bits that make the invisible wall that protect this place until that evil is gone, so I waited for you to come and then, I opened the gates for you, and only you, your crew would have just caused more havoc.” “That reminds me, where exactly are my crew?” asks Liana. “Oh they’re in the wall just as I was, in excruciating pain. I’ll release them back on to your boat with their memory’s when you leave. But before you leave I will grant you a wish, though with my power, you can only wish for something that you will never see. What will it be?” asks Karot Dave. “Something that I will never see?” “If you find a loophole use it, as long as it still obeys that line, I am allowed to make or do it.” Reply’s Karot Dave. Liana thinks for a moment, the holds and looks down at her belly and says “I was sliced multiple times in my belly and can no longer have children, and the place where I live is no place for children, I wish for you to make, twins like me, somewhere where they’ll be happy.” “Your wish will be granted.”

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 9, “The End” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

As the ship set sail with only the captain Karot Dave remembered something, “What shall your children’s names be?” He asked. Liana quickly ran to her quill and paper, wrote down the names and ran back up to give to Karot Dave. She waved it around like a maniac and the water formed a hand and took it from her and gave it to Karot Dave. Liana and her crew had safely returned to their city, and somehow in their chest that was supposed to be full of gold, has the criminal in it, they where all each payed with 4 times as much gold that was supposedly in that chest, and the crew gave each a quarter of their payment to Liana for saving them from that horror in the wall. Liana lives a happy life...

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Chapter 10, “The Beginning” –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

After the ship had left (and he had changed his dumb vow), Karot Dave finally looked at the paper, Liana has waved it around so much that there where lines everywhere and because he has taken it with a hand made of water, the ink spread and ruined the note, whatever it used to say, it only says two names now, “Ser Dumpsalot” and “Miss Pissinapot”... Maybe it said “Ser Duke Pot” and “Miss Prissy Pot”, or perhaps the mother was very cruel... Either way Karot Dave decided to take the first letter of their names out just so that their names wouldn’t be so inappropriate, there for fathering the HEROS [Ser Umpsalot] and [Miss Issinapot] of Actiquarasia.

They both are currently exploring the world of Godville.

Karot Dave (talk) 04:27, 8 May 2019 (UTC)