Two-sworded hand

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Did not follow the recommendation.

Type: Weapon

Durability: +17

The famed two-sworded hand is a product of the commonly uttered phrase "well, two are better than one." This weapon consists of a gauntlet that has a locking thumb mechanism that allows the user to grasp not one, but TWO sword hilts at once. Although the user may not have the arm strength to swing two swords gracefully (or effectively), enemies are still confronted with a heavy mass of moving metal that may present a cutting surface. It is recommended to remove the two-sworded hand before eating a sandwich.

Gross.

Maintenance

Sharpen every once in a while. Don't leave sitting in water as they may melt.

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