Tire Iron Lion

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The Tire Iron Lion (Vectis leo) is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.

Monsters of Godville
Tire Iron Lion
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Class Mammal
Habitat Junk yards
Description A deadly lion

Strengths

  • Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
  • Can remove many tough nuts
  • Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned

Weaknesses

  • Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
  • Easily distracted by string
  • Sleeps almost all day