Tire Iron Lion
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| Tire Iron Lion | |
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| Vectis leo | |
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| Strong Monster | |
| Class | Mammal |
| Habitat | Junk yards |
| Description | A deadly lion |
The Tire Iron Lion (Vectis leo) is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
Attributes
Strengths
- Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
- Can remove many tough nuts
- Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned
Weaknesses
- Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
- Easily distracted by string
- Sleeps almost all day
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