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The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
 
The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
  
'''Strengths'''
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==Attributes==
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===Strengths===
 
* Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
 
* Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
 
* Can remove many tough nuts
 
* Can remove many tough nuts
 
* Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned
 
* Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned
  
'''Weaknesses'''
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===Weaknesses===
 
* Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
 
* Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
 
* Easily distracted by string
 
* Easily distracted by string
 
* Sleeps almost all day
 
* Sleeps almost all day

Revision as of 06:28, 3 January 2019

Monsters of Godville
Tire Iron Lion
Vectis leo
TireIronLion.jpg
Class Mammal
Habitat Junk yards
Description A deadly lion

The Tire Iron Lion (Vectis leo) is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
  • Can remove many tough nuts
  • Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned

Weaknesses

  • Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
  • Easily distracted by string
  • Sleeps almost all day