Difference between revisions of "Tire Iron Lion"

From GodWiki
Jump to: navigation, search
m (physic --> physics)
m (Added latin to infobox)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{monster | image = TireIronLion.jpg | class = Mammal | habitat = Junk yards | description = A deadly lion }}
+
{{monster
 +
| image = TireIronLion.jpg
 +
| class = Mammal
 +
| latin = Vectis leo
 +
| habitat = Junk yards
 +
| description = A deadly lion }}
  
 
The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
 
The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.

Revision as of 19:59, 29 December 2018

Monsters of Godville
Tire Iron Lion
Vectis leo
TireIronLion.jpg
Class Mammal
Habitat Junk yards
Description A deadly lion

The Tire Iron Lion (Vectis leo) is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.

Strengths

  • Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
  • Can remove many tough nuts
  • Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned

Weaknesses

  • Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
  • Easily distracted by string
  • Sleeps almost all day