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The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
 
The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
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'''Strengths'''
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* Excellent knowledge of physic; especially levers
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* Can remove many tough nuts
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* Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned
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'''Weaknesses'''
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* Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
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* Easily distracted by string
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* Sleeps almost all day

Revision as of 20:14, 26 December 2013

Monsters of Godville
Tire Iron Lion
TireIronLion.jpg
Class Mammal
Habitat Junk yards
Description A deadly lion

The Tire Iron Lion (Vectis leo) is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.

Strengths

  • Excellent knowledge of physic; especially levers
  • Can remove many tough nuts
  • Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned

Weaknesses

  • Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
  • Easily distracted by string
  • Sleeps almost all day