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The '''Tire Iron Lion''' is a [[monster]]. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
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{{monster | image = TireIronLion.jpg | class = Mammal | habitat = Junk yards | description = A deadly lion }}
  
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The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.

Revision as of 20:04, 26 December 2013

Monsters of Godville
Tire Iron Lion
TireIronLion.jpg
Class Mammal
Habitat Junk yards
Description A deadly lion

The Tire Iron Lion (Vectis leo) is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.