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The '''Tire Iron Lion''' is a[[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
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The '''Tire Iron Lion''' is a [[monster]].  He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin.  His preferred weapon is a tire iron.  Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
  
 
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Revision as of 01:38, 22 December 2013

The Tire Iron Lion is a monster. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.