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Latest revision as of 12:52, 17 February 2020

Monsters of Godville
Time Fly
Rapax vetust
TimeFly.jpg
"Fools of time shall perish!"
Class Horror Movie Monster
Habitat Near idiots or time capsules.
Description Always start fighting conversations with " When I was your age..."

The Time Fly (Rapax vetust) was known as the 'Naggy old people' of the late 100 g.e.

General Information

Time Flies were a long-lasting generation who's age till know still remains unknown, due to their powerful spirit called "Halo of Horror Monsters" who fed on the terror and fear of main characters and their cannon fodder friends.

Because of this spirit, the Time Flies turned slimy, wrinkly and more fly-like as time passes. That also became the reason why the Time Flies were honourably mentioned in "The Most Hideous Monsters of Godville" section part of the Godville newspapers (now removed due to the hordes of protests led by offended monsters).

Now with the rising of one-man religion led by 'heroes/heroines' preaching about their so-called Gods, the Time Flies can finally brag the heroes/heroines to death about their generation when they had a massive amount of following from monsters who idolized them. Not only that, the Time Fly loves idiots, of all things and is willing to scare the hero with these so-called 'history' lessons.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Having bragging rights
  • A monster that guards the secrets of a certain quest
  • Having the pleasure of meeting your mother
  • Great at any beer drinking competitions due to years of drinking in loneliness

Weaknesses

  • Becomes agitated every time a hero/heroine messes up history
  • Looks much older than it already is
  • Is feared by people who hate History
  • Being called a low-class horror movie monster

Gallery

JanuWiki 20/20
Monsters Hindsight Seer 👓 Invisigoth 👓 Last Minuteman 👓 Monorail Cat 👓 Mortal Tomcat 👓 Time Fly
Artifacts 1x magnifying glass 👓 Evening-before pill 👓 Half an hourglass 👓 Out-of-time machine 👓 Photo of an invisible man 👓 Premature obituary 👓 Sands of time 👓 Trendy cyclops sunglasses
Equipment Toe trucks
Quests Figure out how time flies 👓 Rewrite the diary in invisible ink