The Inquisition

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The Inquisition
Motto: The Darkness is coming...
Alignment: Neutral
Gold Fund: 14262 c.u.
Date Founded: 03/09/2013
Membership Count: 68
Town with Greatest Influence: Anville, Monsterdam (1%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 253
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 52
Pantheon of duelery Rank: 289
Forum Headquarters: [The Headquarters The Inquisition]
Guild Page: The Inquisition 
Data current as of December 11, 2013


I am one of the Old Gods of Thedas, Razikale my name,the Dragon of Mystery. Once I was worshipped by the great dark archons of the Tevinter Imperium, but legend has it I am destined to become corrupted and bring the next Blight to the world.

After the Tears in the Veil, I found myself awakened from a deep slumber. Freed from my eternal prison, I traversed through the ages, both time and space.

I smoked a hookah with a worm while playing cards with a Mad Hatter. I sided with an Evil Queen against the "Fairest of Them All", and I even put another Princess to sleep. I caught an Electric Mouse with a red ball and lost it somewhere... I even traveled in a blue box with a mad man calling himself "The Doctor" and sat on an uncomfortable iron throne. The last thing I remember is giving a commander three choices to stop a war that lasted through hundreds of cycles.

Godville is my home now and I plan to establish my worship once again before the great battle.

A battle that not I, not anyone ever predicted. A battle that will plunge the world into the abyss. A battle that we will prevail through our champions. My purpose for the future is simple, but as the Dragon of Mystery, I cannot disclose it yet. Through this guild, neutral and evil aligned heroes are welcome to join. Just pray to your God join the "The Inquisition" guild and your prayers shall be anwered.


A crazy old woman once told me:

"Well, well... what have we here? Are you a vulture, I wonder? A scavenger poking amidst a corpse whose bones have been long since cleaned? Or merely an intruder, come into these monster filled wilds of mine in search of... easy prey..?"

"Hurtled into chaos, you fight... and the world will shake before you. Is it fate or chance? I can never decide."

"Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But, sometimes change is what they need most. Sometimes change is what sets them free. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment... and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."


When I was crossing the continuum I kept hearing these words:

"I’ve seen more of this war than you can imagine. None shall be untouched by the fires above. Faith lies in ashes. Our fragile alliances crumble to dust as this world is torn asunder. Darkness closes in. Will you stand against it, or lead this world to its bitter end?"


While expecting the other Gods of this world to fight or join with us, I will make sure The Inquisition rises. Gather your champions and choose your side.

II.The Council of the Inquisitors

The Council of the Inquisitors consists of the Gods that are evil enough to care for The Inquisition and worship Razikale


♆The Trident♆

The Trident is an ancient and powerful artifact that once belonged to Poseidon, the Greek God of Sea. How i acquired it, I cannot remember.

I have had many nightmares telling me of a great conflict, the sinking of a great continent and a great volcanic eruption.

As a symbol of The Inquisition, it is to give a message to all opponent enemy factions that they will be cleansed, just like the water mercilessly cleanses everything on Earth. It will also be used to create life in the future, but it will require a vast amount of collective power to influence the ideabox. This is an important aspect and will be soon explained.

IV.Agents of The Inquisition

All members of The Inquisition are named Agents. While all are obliged to protect the innocents, how they proceed is up to them.

The centrals of the guild are located in Monsterdam and outside of all the towns forts are built to investigate and smite the horde of monsters. The Agents are ranked and knighted by the The Inquisitor, my first Agent and representative in this world. Upon joining The Inquisition the *Silent Oath Ritual* will be commenced and upon its completion, the Emblem will be given. Bearing the Emblem means you get free healing by specialized agents in towns, discounts from traders and cold feet from monsters.

During the day, Agents are allowed to speculate on the Past, Present and Future while figuring out a way to close the rifts in the space-time continuum.

The Silent Oath Ritual

What occurs in this ritual remains a secret till the very last moment. Future Agents take an oath to never reveal it to anyone outside The Inquisition and accept the instant repercussions, including the person they disclose it to. There are rumors among other factions that blood magic is used to initiate the newcomers, followed by howlings that can be heard across the country. Other people claim to have seen strange bite marks to the neck of the Agents. But like i wrote down, rumors are rumors. What I can confirm, is its being held in the Twilight of every Full Moon.

As of October 12th, all Agents are fully tainted Darkspawns ready to spread the Blight to the realms. I, Razikale, have succumbed to the taint and become the next Archdemon.


Each and every realm I have passed through on my travels has had its own rules. It appears in Godville a God has little to no influence in the hero's life. However, we are all given a remote control and we can use Voice commands.

All Gods who have Agents of The Inquisition, are required to use punish to harden their personality. It is very important to train the Agent that way. Evil personality is NOT about killing innocents, but ruthlessly facing the everyday traps and influences of the monsters, recognising those who long to undermine The Inquisition, being invicible to corruption.

Fallen Towns

Herowin, Bumchester and Trollbridge have fallen to the taint. October 13th, the day The Inquisition attacked. 20% of the first two and 31% of the latter submitted , declaring me as their true Overlord. A day later, 30% of the Anville population willingly fell under our influence. Two days later, 21% of Monsterdam pledged to become our loyal allies.


Still under the rules of this realm, Agents are expected to be tempted during their day. Wasting time writing all day on their diary and spending money on taverns is acceptable.

However, all Agents are encouraged to get dirty once a day. Using the voice command dig may guarantee an adventure to a dark dungeon and slaying Boss-Monsters . Defeating the Boss results in the safety of the innocents and the rewards are vast.

Agents who engage this activity may post their participation here and make themselves known to the rest of the world.

The First Challenge

During the second week of October all Agents were challenged to punish the people in towns. The results were pretty satisfying and Herowin was first to succumb to the taint. 15% of the people submitted to The Inquisition and became faithful servants.

Hunter Games

Every week we will be given clues to locate an item that comes from a favourite tv show / film .

It will be related to The Inquisition lore and can be used to any future adventures of any guild.

Each Saturday all guilds may join our trip on the Jolly Roger – thank you Captain Hook – and try to acquire the item by any means necessary. It isn't lost in time or space, we just want to have it in our possession cause we are spoiled Gods. By answering a series of riddles, we will eventually locate it!!

Hunter Games the I:

The First Hunter Games involved stealing Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed And Something Blue . And no, we weren't getting married!! Next, we had to actually find it! "Reports told us it was located in another realm very far from here. Someone’s pet had been there..." With a what and where, The Inquisition and Infinity Waffles set out to find the when with this cryptic clue: "Riddle me, riddle me, what is that over the head and under the hat?"

Now equipped with newly found loot of when what and where, all that was left was to figure out how. This next clue was to be delivered by the mysterious, sinister, and incredibly good looking Dark Riddler, "How are we gonna travel through time and space since we don’t have the time machine???"

Want to solve these riddles yourself? All the answers can be found here. Below are some spoilers and rather obvious hints.

Always with a plan, The Evil Queen managed to solve this riddle. Never to be outdone, Dark Riddler made a rather dramatic entrance followed by a lovely cup of tea and crumpets with Darkoth. Gathering her strength The Evil Queen enacted another one of her infamous Dark Curse's. The band of questionably brave thief's then materialized in the Munchkin village to find all inhabitants either missing, or taken by natural selection. Some pointless digging and bickering then followed before the Fearless Leader took his newly stolen Telephone Box and attempted to rescue his band of misfits.

Finally after some fancy lighting effects, (Seriously, who is our special effects manager and how much are they getting paid?) The Dark Riddler announced the The First Hunter Games to be at an end and then threw a dastardly sleeping potion and vanished into the abyss...

Hunter Games the II:

After pointless bickering, arguing and extremely entertaining fighting, backstabbing and finger pointing, The Inquisition and Infinity Waffles concluded the scientific experiment with the conclusion that: What you hold most dear in your heart, apart from from blood, syrup etc is thirst for revenge, betrayal and hatred.

Hunter Games the III:

Hosted by Darkoth (Due to Razikale's abcence. He has been very busy.), this weeks Hunter Games promises to be interesting! Join in here.

PS: The games are normally hosted by the Dark Riddler , my evil clone that is the product of the twisted experiments between The Inquisition and Infinity Waffles

VI.All Magic comes with a Price

Beware, my Agents, when using magic. It may seem a means to end, but is also a means to a beginning. I come from a world of magic, I crossed lands of magic and lands without magic. I have tapped into the source of magic. Was magic that brought me here? Did we all pay the price? Allow me to enlighten you.

The Dark Curse

It seems this world is unaffected by this horrible curse and as a witness of it, I am relieved it cannot be enacted again.

During the Dark Curse Your prison.. all of our prisons, will be time. Time will stop, and we will be trapped. Some place horrible... where everything we hold dear, everything we love, will be ripped from us. Where we suffer for all eternity, while the Queen celebrates, victorious at last! No more happy endings.

The Sleeping Curse

I have gained many names while using this curse during my travels. Maleficent is what they most call me. With the use of technology and alchemy, the methods to enact the curse and put its victim into deep slumber have evolved.

However, since I no longer hold its secret, I highly advise my Agents to avoid eating anything that comes from red juicy apples. Green apples are safe, as long as they are not painted. Also, never touch the spindle of a spinning wheel.

Blood Magic

Blood magic, first and foremost, is the practice of using blood—life itself—as a potent fuel for casting spells. This life may be supplied by either the mage or sacrifices, whether willing or unwilling. As such, the use of blood magic often allows a mage to cast spells that would otherwise be beyond the abilities of any mage, or require the use of lyrium. The magisters of the ancient Imperium were known to keep numerous slaves on hand as blood sacrifices for particularly arduous castings, a practice that is perpetuated by some blood mages in the present day. Blood magic can also be used to summon demons into the corporeal world, manifesting physically (e.g. shades) or by possessing a host body (living or dead).Demonic possession of the living produces abominations, while possession of a corpse results in one of the living dead, a creature whose strength and abilities depends on the power and type of host and demon involved. Often, however, the demons will possess, kill, or completely ignore the blood mage who summoned them. Ancient lore and present-day events hint that blood magic holds the key to incredible powers yet undreamed of, or long thought lost. Such power generally requires a terrible sacrifice, however: a debt paid in blood at the cost of the lives of others and one's own humanity. As such, while blood magic itself is merely a tool, it is by far the most dangerous means to any end in the realm of Thedas.

Regarding Godville, blood magic is not a widely known practice and not easily recognised by its inhabitants.

VII. The Inquisitions Reputation

The Inquisition was once known throughout the lands. Now, we are all but a whisper. The day will soon come when The Inqusition becomes the most dark of all the guilds. Below, you can track our progress.


This shows the average personality(s) of all our members. Bold indicates our current Personality.

True darkness!
True darkness
True brightness
True brightness!

Town Influence

In order to achieve our goals, we need to convince the locals to do our bidding. This table shows how popular we are with each town.

Town Influence
Town Influence (%) Rank
Godville 0% Forgotten
Monsterdam 1% Petty Crime
Bumchester 0% Forgotten
Last Resort 0% Forgotten
Beerburgh 0% Forgotten
Trollbridge 0% Forgotten
Herowin 0% Forgotten
Los Adminos 0% Forgotten
San Satanos 0% Forgotten
Godvillewood 0% Forgotten
Herolympus 0% Forgotten
Dogville 0% Forgotten
Anville 1% Old Phone Book Entry
Deville 0% Forgotten
Lostway 0% Forgotten
Unspecifiedistan 0% Forgotten

We also believe that credit should be given when credit is due. Below lists members contribution to the influence efforts.

The Inquisition's - Personal Town Influence Rankings
Position God Name Hero Name Contribution Points Guild Rank
1st GodTweebiebird  Mordecai- 6 Grand Master
2nd GodJoceej13  Jjanicki 4 Advisor
3rd GodMagnus Almighty  Spyro The Great 3 Advisor
3rd GodStickychaos  TreacleCarnage 3 Cheif Master
4th GodRumpelstiltskin  The Evil Queen 2 Grand Master
4th GodDarkoth  Necrolyte 2 Advisor
4th GodThe Evil Queen  Evil Queen 2 Advisor
4th GodYldneirf Derf  Silent Snow 2 Cheif Master
5th God*Razikale*  The Inquisitor 1 Grand Master
5th GodEfelowe  Mighty Masta 1 Advisor


Also listed on the top of the page, this list shows our pantheon rankings on a day by day basis for the week.

Pantheon Rankings
Pantheon Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Average for the week

--Razikale (talk) 22:07, 3 September 2013 (BST)Razikale