Once upon a time in a village far far away ...
oh well, not so far away as you might think :)
A hero, a internet spaceship pilot, a worshipper of the Mighty Device (that it does stuff), named Capitan Boutique (due to his fancy pants), founded a new Guild and called it:
This guild want to aggregate all the internet spaceship pilots.
At the moment Capitan Boutique is seriously busy fighting the Lag Monster, then he doesn't have time to continue writing the story of his Guild.