Terror Bull

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Sculptor's depiction of the Terror Bull turning on his demon ringmaster.


The Terror Bull's name is derived from the root word "terror". It is indeed a terrible Terror Bull. The Terror Bull was once a famous bull in the Godville Rodeo, known for his fierce fighting skills, as well as his terrible flatulence.

The cause of his terrible flatulence is unknown, but it is believed to be related to his diet. Godville scientists had only begun to research this issue, but have nicknamed it "Irritable Bull Syndrome".

History

Whenever he appeared in the rodeo, the arena would always be sold out, except for the section directly behind his bullpen - where no one was stupid enough to sit, no matter how cheap the ticket.

One day after he was given one too many whacks (and a large helping of lactose-heavy cheese), the Terror Bull went bonkers. He whipped the bull riders to shreds, and brutally pinned his demon master to the wall from the other side of the arena.

Now that he has escaped the Godville Rodeo, the Terror Bull refuses to go back. The Godville Rodeo is currently pursuing through the courts with a breech of contract lawsuit.

Strengths and Weaknesses

Strengths

  • Incredible strength and foul temper
  • Piercing horns make it difficult to attack from the front
  • You don't even want to imagine attacking it from behind

Weaknesses

  • Speed and power of its charge make it difficult for the Terror Bull to turn quickly. Try to fight near cliffs
  • Outstanding legal action makes it preferable to hide from the Terror Bull in nearby courthouses
  • Victim of "Irritable Bull Syndrome"; feed it Mexican food or curry and it will not be able to even think clearly