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The Model T-34 Terminator was created by a mad scientist for the sole purpose of cooking him eggs and bacon in the morning.  Because the T-34 didn't cook the eggs correctly, the scientist got angry and yelled "You worthless  piece of scrap metal! Even my toaster makes better bacon!". Unluckily for the scientist, the T-34 is programmed to kill any threat, however small it may be. While killing it's creator, the T-34's programming got stuck in a kill-loop. Now this mechanical monstrosity roams the lands attacking humans and small mammals alike.  Unfortunately for the Godvillagers, the T-34 took with him a toaster when leaving the laboratory.  
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The Model T-34 Terminator was created by the internet from the near future. It was sent from the future to hunt down any hero that it perceive to be a threat to its core program, to allow the Machines to rule over Godville. It's hard metallic alloy for its body makes it nearly indestructible and its wide array of weapons makes it versatile in combat.  
  
 
'''Appearance'''
 
'''Appearance'''
  
They are made of Lithic-Titanium Alloys reinforced by Carbonated Beryillium. Their Hydro-Nuclear Jetpacks have a propulsion rate of 205739.5748302 km/s and are powered by Thermodynamic Roentgenium. Their "brain" consists of a 239205 Terabyte hard drive with 5839GB of RAM, a 6839MHz processor and a Quantum based CPU capable of processing 48305 GB's of data at a time. That is all.
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They are made of Lithic-Titanium Alloys reinforced by Carbontubes. They have an artificial skin covering them, allowing them to look like any ordinary human. The only exception is their eyes which glows red.  
  
 
'''Strengths'''
 
'''Strengths'''
 
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*Metallic body which are impervious to most attacks.
*Being made of steel one can assume that it's pretty strong.
 
 
 
*Pillow case with bricks inside.
 
 
 
*Can scan the enemy and find out their strengths and weaknesses.
 
  
 
'''Weaknesses'''
 
'''Weaknesses'''
*Magnets.
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*Electricity preferably by your own divine's bolt.
*Plasma Fusion.
 
*Static electricity
 
*Craves bacon. Show him some and he will replace his weapons with kitchen utensils.
 

Revision as of 11:42, 29 July 2011

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The Model T-34 Terminator was created by the internet from the near future. It was sent from the future to hunt down any hero that it perceive to be a threat to its core program, to allow the Machines to rule over Godville. It's hard metallic alloy for its body makes it nearly indestructible and its wide array of weapons makes it versatile in combat.

Appearance

They are made of Lithic-Titanium Alloys reinforced by Carbontubes. They have an artificial skin covering them, allowing them to look like any ordinary human. The only exception is their eyes which glows red.

Strengths

  • Metallic body which are impervious to most attacks.

Weaknesses

  • Electricity preferably by your own divine's bolt.