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The Model T-34 Terminator was created by a mad scientist to the sole purpose of cooking him eggs and bacon in the morning.  Because T-34 didn't cook the eggs correctly, the scientist got angry and yelled "You worthless  piece of scrap metal! Even my toaster makes better bacon!". Unluckily for the scientist the T-34 is programmed to kill any threat, however small it may be. While killing its creator T-34's programming got stuck in a kill-loop. Now this mechanical monstrosity roams the lands attacking humans and small mammals alike.  Unfortunately for the Godvillagers the T-34 took with him a toaster when leaving the scientist's laboratory. Their love for each other was so big they mated. Their offspring (all excellent cooks!) now roam the lands preying upon all impartially.
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The Model T-34 Terminator was created by a mad scientist for the sole purpose of cooking him eggs and bacon in the morning.  Because the T-34 didn't cook the eggs correctly, the scientist got angry and yelled "You worthless  piece of scrap metal! Even my toaster makes better bacon!". Unluckily for the scientist, the T-34 is programmed to kill any threat, however small it may be. While killing it's creator, the T-34's programming got stuck in a kill-loop. Now this mechanical monstrosity roams the lands attacking humans and small mammals alike.  Unfortunately for the Godvillagers, the T-34 took with him a toaster when leaving the scientist's laboratory. Their love for each other was so big they mated. Their offspring (all excellent cooks!) now roam the lands preying upon all impartially.
  
 
'''Appearance'''
 
'''Appearance'''
  
They are made of Lithic-Titanium Alloys reinforced by Carbonated Beryillium. Their Hydro-Nuclear Jetpacks have a propulsion rate of 205739.5748302 km/s and are powered by Thermodynamic Roentgenium. Their "brain" consists of a 239205 Terabyte hard drive with 5839GB or RAM, a 6839MHz processor and a Quantum based CPU capable of processing 48305 GB's of data at a time. That is all.
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They are made of Lithic-Titanium Alloys reinforced by Carbonated Beryillium. Their Hydro-Nuclear Jetpacks have a propulsion rate of 205739.5748302 km/s and are powered by Thermodynamic Roentgenium. Their "brain" consists of a 239205 Terabyte hard drive with 5839GB of RAM, a 6839MHz processor and a Quantum based CPU capable of processing 48305 GB's of data at a time. That is all.
  
 
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'''Strengths'''

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The Model T-34 Terminator was created by a mad scientist for the sole purpose of cooking him eggs and bacon in the morning. Because the T-34 didn't cook the eggs correctly, the scientist got angry and yelled "You worthless piece of scrap metal! Even my toaster makes better bacon!". Unluckily for the scientist, the T-34 is programmed to kill any threat, however small it may be. While killing it's creator, the T-34's programming got stuck in a kill-loop. Now this mechanical monstrosity roams the lands attacking humans and small mammals alike. Unfortunately for the Godvillagers, the T-34 took with him a toaster when leaving the scientist's laboratory. Their love for each other was so big they mated. Their offspring (all excellent cooks!) now roam the lands preying upon all impartially.

Appearance

They are made of Lithic-Titanium Alloys reinforced by Carbonated Beryillium. Their Hydro-Nuclear Jetpacks have a propulsion rate of 205739.5748302 km/s and are powered by Thermodynamic Roentgenium. Their "brain" consists of a 239205 Terabyte hard drive with 5839GB of RAM, a 6839MHz processor and a Quantum based CPU capable of processing 48305 GB's of data at a time. That is all.

Strengths

  • Being made of steel one can assume that it's pretty strong.
  • Pillow case with bricks inside.
  • Can scan the enemy and find out their strengths and weaknesses.

Weaknesses

  • Magnets.
  • Plasma Fusion.
  • Craves bacon. Show him some and he will replace his weapons with kitchen utensils.