Talking Donkey

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A talking donkey is often very soft spoken, but can be rowdy if untamed. A talking donkey is very considerate of kind heroes who treat them properly. However if the hero fails to meet the donkey's expectation, it may give the hero a difficult time. Talking donkeys carry baggage for the heroes and try their best to offer help and companionship to them.

The Talking Donkey was first tamed by an ogre named Shrek.

Today, many talking donkeys are known for their idiocy and how much they talk. They mostly talk their enemies' ears off, which causes them to bleed out. A talking donkey's voice sounds surprisingly similar to the actor Eddie Murphy speaking through a microphone.

Warning: Talking donkeys look identical to non-talking ones, so sudden speech may come as a surprise to the hero. Oddly, donkeys react the same way about talking heroes. The Talking Donkey is chewy when cooked but has a sweet, oniony flavour to it.

The talking donkey is not rideable, due to its lack of back strength due to trying to walk on two legs when she was young.


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