The Benefits Of An Evil Alignment!
One huge advantage of being evil is dealing more damage in EVERY fight (with the exception of bosses and the arena). That’s up to 50% more damage per hit for purest evil.
That means faster kills, which means faster gathering of xp, faster levelling up, faster amassing of gold and loot, faster completion of quests and consequently faster completion of your temple.
Healing your hero without using encourage is no problem at all. The “heal” voice command is very effective, and no more expensive in godpower. Just be sure to use it in between fights with monsters, and not while searching for the right path or returning to town. It's not like digging, in that you'll succeed soon enough if you just rapidly repeat the command.
But as with all voice commands, you should still allow a short break after a success. You’ll probably use most of those punishments for zapping monsters, but causing damage to your hero also has more uses than you might have thought. For example, after a quest it is best for your hero’s health to be at red level (about 1 third of his max health or less) so that he heals himself as normal and then goes on to skip the phase where he wastes money in the tavern. So punishment can be used to knock his health down to red level if necessary.
Harvest Moon Elite
|The Tournament Of Champions Begins Today
|The Tournament of Champions is hosted by Harvest Moon and our guild allies and friends. Our to heroes got great seeding in the brackets, JmfC 庙畜 was seeded third in bracket B and God of Tasty 庙畜 got the coveted first seed in Bracket A. Betting is now taking place in the Lucky God Casino Forum. I suggest laying all your chips down on the next two Champions of the TOC! Honor to HM and may the odds ever be in our favor...
Get To Know a Diety
|Here we sit down weekly with a Harvest Moon warrior and find out what makes them tick. This week's guest is Hammrsgl 庙畜
- Q: What song do you love to dance to?
- A: Anything that involves a Latin American dance partner.
- Q: Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
- A: Encourage? That's for <censored>. Punish! Then Punish again!
- Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
- A: Red - on the outside of my Superwoman suit.
- Q: How do you like to spend your spare time?
- A: Dig, punish, find treasure, check pantheons!
If you have a burning question for Harvest Moon's Dieties, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!
|No Kicking Puppies In Doors! Only through doors.
!A Punish Refilling A Heroes Health Bar↻
21:52: A lightning bolt to the forehead quickly refreshed my mind and filled my body with energy. Yo-ho-ho, who's next, you pansies?
Templed HM Heroes This Week
|Completed Temples This Week
|The Godville Times snubbed our greatness this week. But Harvest Moon Doesn't let that hold them back. This week in templedom!
|Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
|Wanted: Generic “Evil” in a bottle. Payment varies based on quality and amount. Call: 1-800-ALIGN4ME with info.
|Missing: German pretzel rolls with blue cheese, last seen on one of HM’s brimstone plates. If found contact Syrocko 庙畜 immediately! Note: failure to do so will result in a very hungry, and angry, god.
|Has your hero figured out your schedule? Are you waking up every morning to find that your hero had died yet again?!? We have the answer! Call: 866-SLEEPIN for a free consultation. Get control of your minion again. Call today! (Service fees do apply. Credit is available; ranking in the Savings Pantheon may be used to determine your credit score.)
Doctor Frank's Advice Corner
|Dear Dr. Frank,
I have been diagnosed with SDD (Synchronized Digging Disorder). What do you believe is the best treatment? Providing that it does not include: stop using the word “Dig”, absence of the gold diggers group, or any avoidance of… well, joint digging?
Signed, Stuck in a Hole
Dearest Hole-y Mole-er,
You've got a little... problem. I can dig it. Come on up to the lab, and bring your cute little shovel. We'll break the surface, dig down deep into your psyche, and unearth the root of your problem. Trust me, I can make you a... new... man!
No question is too great or too small! Submit your questions for Doctor Frank-n-furter to any member of the staff or via email to email@example.com.