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This week’s featured topic: '''Achievements'''
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Other useful links:
 
# [http://welcometoharvestmoon.blogspot.com/ The HM Blog]
 
# [http://welcometoharvestmoon.blogspot.com/ The HM Blog]
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# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/home The HM Website]
 
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/hmtr Learn About the Tourney]
 
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/hmtr Learn About the Tourney]
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# [http://harvestmoon.dreamhosters.com/ Our Town Influence]
 
# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=171 Our Forum]
 
# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=171 Our Forum]
# [http://harvestmoon.dreamhosters.com/ Our Town Influence]
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# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=136#post_123842 The HM Day Spa]
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# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=111#post_105040 Digging Advice]
 
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Achievements... Why should I care? Well let me tell you something Mr. Questiony-questioner! Some people work really hard to gain these achievements and they believe they mean something pretty important!
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Sure everybody will agree the builder achievement comes in handy, I mean the temple rewards alone help will pave the way for taming a pet to level 30. But what about the lesser known, underrated achievements... A former Harvest Moon Elite, turned traitorous tergiversator, {{God|Hairplug4men|temple=11/28/2011 00:07|breeder=06/13/2012 14:28|extended = yes please}} explains "Achievements serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever, except in showing how much more awesome you are than everyone else. Did I tell you I had 8 first ranks?" The editors here cut him off as he rambled on. In general, the achievements most important to your hero/ine's well being are the Builder, Animalist, and Coaching Achievements. These three are recommended as working towards them will build a strong friend base for you, and a strong life for your hero. The rest will come with time. Lastly, under no circumstances do we here at the Weekly Harvest recommend any Harvest Moon member go for the silly, stupid, worthless Renegade and Careerist achievements, thank you.
 
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| <div id="mp-tfa" style="padding:2px 5px"> <div id="mp-dyk">When is the best time to use voice commands?
 
 
Each voice command is different, some are best used during monster fights, some are best used between them while questing or searching for the right path. A few to use during fights are:
 
 
* smite, hit, attack
 
* heal, restore, rest,
 
* pray, offer, sacrifice, love
 
* cancel quest, abandon quest
 
 
In between fights, all of the above (other than the attack VCs) are useful. Others to be used while not fighting are:
 
 
* quest
 
* learn
 
* dig, gold, treasure
 
 
The difference between a voice command and action (Encourage/Punish) is that actions are more expensive (25% gp) but have a 75% chance of working, while a voice command is cheaper (5% gp ) and has 20% chance of working. Sometimes you can use 4-8 voice commands before one works. If you are looking to heal yourself during a fight or to kill a monster, I suggest using an action. Healing using VCs is best done between monster fights.
 
 
Final verdict: voice commands are cheaper, but you run the risk of gaining nothing. Use them wisely and you will be ok. Action as a last resort unless you are aiming for alignment.
 
 
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| The [[Tournament of Champions]] is hosted by [[Harvest Moon]] and our guild allies and friends. While {{God|God of Tasty|temple=0|breeder=0}} was thwarted by the random (and {{God|SBFH|temple=0|breeder=0}}), {{god|JmfC|temple=0|breeder=0}} has made it through the first two rounds and will proudly represent [[Harvest Moon]] in the semi-finals Vs. {{God|V-vin|temple=0}}. Betting is now taking place in the [[Lucky God Casino]] Forum. I highly recommend laying all your chips down on {{god|JmfC|temple=0|breeder=0}} as the next Champion of the TOC! Honor to HM and may the odds ever be in our favor...
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| [[File:Bella Stewart.jpg|thumbnail|Queen of evil]] '''New feature: Advice from the Mavin of the Macabre, the Mistress of Mystery, or very own Empress: Bellatrixie The Strange!'''
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The holiday season is upon us, and if you're like me (lazy...erm, I mean busy), you just don't have the time or inclination to spruce up your home before your guests arrive. Don't panic! These handy tips will have your place looking fantastic with hardly any effort at all!
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* Mix a little dry mustard with unbleached flour for a perfect dust substitute. Turn that ceiling fan on and toss handfuls in the air to achieve maximum coverage.
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* No living room sacrifices lately? No problem! Ketchup mixed with a little flour and water will make a realistic blood-like substance, even as it dries. Be sure to drop cupfuls from at least three feet for the best splatter effect.
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* Unexpected guests and you're out of kittens for sammiches? Fool them all by substituting mashed canned chicken and Spam. Topped with mustard and a heavy shake of cayenne pepper, and no one will know WHAT they're eating!
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Next week: make your own holiday decorations for under 10 gold coins! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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''Down in the dumps about your home or temple's decor? Send Bellatrixie the Strange (aka Bella Stewart) your questions directly or submit them to any member of the newspaper staff.''
 
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| <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Get To Know a Deity</p>
 
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* '''Q:''' What is your favorite salty snack?
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* '''Q:''' What song do you love to dance to?
* {{color|red||'''A:''' Panda jerky. Any pickled endangered species will do in a pinch, though.}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' Ice Ice Baby (He broke into a fit of maniacal laughter.)}}
* '''Q:''' What are your hero's marketable skills?
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* '''Q:''' Do you have any hidden talents?
* {{color|red||'''A:''' Darn good kisser, forgettable face, and a magic foot. Not to mention his abilities of selective obedience and masochistic outlook on danger.}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' I can memorize the lyrics to songs really easily. (He began singing "Ice Ice Baby".)}}
 
* '''Q:''' What color underwear are you wearing?
 
* '''Q:''' What color underwear are you wearing?
* {{color|red||'''A:''' Underwear? IF I do, brown. Can never be too careful, eh? But if you keep playing your cards right, I'll let you find out firsthand.}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' No color, commando. (The interviewer did not ask for proof.)}}
 
* '''Q:''' Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?  
 
* '''Q:''' Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?  
* {{color|red||'''A:''' Shoot, considering I was once a goody-god, I view the Encourage button as similar to an ex-girlfriend. Something I used to use, but now the mere thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' Very much so, yes. (He choked up a bit and couldn't continue on the subject.)}}
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* '''Q:''' How do you like to spend your free time?
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' Vacationing in Hawaii or Vegas. (The next hour was spent watching a stunning PowerPoint presentation of TE0 skydiving in exotic locales.)}}
 
''If you have a burning question for [[Harvest Moon]]'s Deities, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!''
 
''If you have a burning question for [[Harvest Moon]]'s Deities, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!''
 
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| '''Garwin -''' 58th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, “Blood Moon Knight Smote© ”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/gladiatorship?page=1#p_44 44th position] in the [[pantheon of gladiatorship]] under the vigilant supervision of the {{god|Budapesties}}. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
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| '''Awkwardly Bouncing -''' 50th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “陰 Bounce the Bolt Baby ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/gladiatorship?page=1#p_13 13th position] in the [[pantheon of gladiatorship]] under the vigilant supervision of the {{god|Imprecise Master}}. He always wanted to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous for Heroes meeting, but never found the time.
 
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! style="padding:2px;" | #680 GODVILLE TIMES Day 917 g.e.
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! style="padding:2px;" | #687 GODVILLE TIMES Day 924 g.e.
 
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| '''Alisto -''' 60th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “For Godville!”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/taming?page=1#p_49 73rd position] in the [[pantheon of taming]] under the vigilant supervision of the {{god|Alisto}}. He always wanted to look at the stars and connect all the dots, but never found the time.
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| '''Samuel Vimes -''' 74th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, “Sentinel of the Moon ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/savings?page=1#p_95 44th position] in the [[pantheon of savings]] under the vigilant supervision of the {{god|Belteshazzar}}. He is a huge fan of Monsterdam’s pubs.
 
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| <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Member of the Week</p>
 
| <p style="margin:3px; background:#FF4500; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Member of the Week</p>
 
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| '''New feature: Get to know a newer member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is {{God|SirJiggles}}
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| [[File:Kure.JPG|right]] Get to know a newer member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|Kure}}
 
* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
 
* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
* {{color|red||'''A:''' Well, being number one in aggressiveness and popularity, the choice was obvious! :)}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' Well, as much as I'd hate to admit it, I really look up to my older Brother, Nen. He had a big part in my guild selection. We have more in common than we'd both like to admit. :p So I looked into it. Loved it. Joined. Never looked back. ;)}}
 
* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
 
* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
* {{color|red||'''A:''' I believe he hides it in his boots of vulnerability. How he gets it all to fit still amazes me.}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' Coin purse? What coin purse!? Vey is just as poor as I am. :p}}
 
* '''Q:''' Name something(s) you and your hero have in common.
 
* '''Q:''' Name something(s) you and your hero have in common.
* {{color|red||'''A:''' Being stubborn, hands down. We both don't like being told what to do and how to it. For example, I asked him "quest faster" once and his response was, "LA LA LA LA LA Can't hear you, great one!"}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' See above answer. :))}}
 
* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a young player?  
 
* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a young player?  
* {{color|red||'''A:''' My advice? Just have fun and watch the language, it's an all ages game.}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' Whachutalkinabout!? I am a young player! ;) No, in all seriousness, believe in your guild mates. They're your family. Listen to what they've got to say. You might learn something.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?  
 
* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?  
* {{color|red||'''A:''' Nerds are definitely needed.... the candy of course.}}
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* {{color|red||'''A:''' I like mine plain... just make it a double. ;)}}
''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to the staff!''
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''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!''
 
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! style="padding:2px;" | Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
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! style="padding:2px;" | Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
 
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| '''FREE sample:''' Punish In A Bottle!  Limited time offer! Call: 800-TRAIN-ME today!
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| '''Lost:''' Galldemort's Icarus wings. If found, please keep them.
 
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| '''Lost:''' Looking for my lost pet avocado. Its green and looks like an avocado. If found, please contact me at 1-800-THAT-GUY.
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| '''Employment opportunity:''' Assemble and sell fake gold bricks to noobs in your spare time. Enormous earning potential. no experience necessary. Call 1-800-LEVEL10
 
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| '''For Sale:''' 16 adorable kittens (warning… they bite). Call: 555-GOT-CLAW
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| '''Wanted:''' Looking for a person to write ads about looking for a person to write ads about. Call 123-456-SPAM
 
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| '''Looking for traps and torture devices''' listed on the Godville airport’s banned items list? We've got them all! No item too big or too explosive! Call 1-800-TERRORS for more information ('''Note:''' Please use a disposable phone).
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| '''Open audition:''' Looking for a Latin American dancer willing to dance the forbidden Evil Moon cha-cha with '''Hammrsgl''' for the grand finale of Harvest Moon Idol (HM is not responsible for injuries incurred during production). Auditions will be held in the guild hall starting at noon PST, day 929 g.e.
 
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| '''Missing:''' 7890 gold coins last seen at the tavern in Beerburgh. If found, call: 555-IMA-HERO
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| '''Free:''' Hundreds of happy, smiling bunnies. Will follow you wherever you go. Cannot be destroyed. Please pick up as soon as possible! Call 1-866-HELP-ME
 
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| '''Wanted:''' Assistant for brewing potions. Preferably evil. Must have good references and knowledge of different species of rats and beetles. Apply in person inside the HM kitchen.
 
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| [[File:Drfrank.jpeg|thumbnail|left|An evil queen]]''Dear Dr. Frank''
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''My hero is torturing me! As soon as the pay check is given, it’s off to the tavern to buy that "thing" that shall not be named (for fear that it will be overheard and thus purchased). Can you help with this nightmare?''  
  
''I’m going crazy here! My hero just doesn't listen! I've tried just about everything under the blood-red moon. Half of my charges have been spent on voice commands and punishment, and what do I get? A smart talking hero! Help! I’m desperate. At this point I might even have to... (gasp) Encourage!''
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''Signed, I really want a temple''
 
''Signed, Encouraged to punish''
 
  
Dearest OMGR wut r u thnkng??,
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Dearest This-is-why-we-don't-have-nice-things,
  
You did ''not'' just use the "E" word! Perish the thought from your obviously stress-addled mind! The hero isn't listening to you? Speak more clearly! Do your Voice Commands have typos? Do they contain actual words the hero understands? Think of your hero like your pet... Yes, they know many more words than your average Significant Otter, but there are only a few words that trigger an actual effect. You can read all about the on the HM website! So, "E-to-P", next time I see one of ''your'' voices floating around, "r u def? plz stop spndng $$ on b00ze!" better not be it.
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You cannot keep a hero from drinking alcohol any more than you can keep a runner in your pantyhose from going all the way down your leg should you get one while running in heels. It's the nature of the beast. Let the hero give in to his Id, unleash his desires at the pub, wake up bleary-eyed and in need of a shoulder to lean on! How else do you think anyone will ever convince him to complete some of these nutty quests? And just how will he get bricks for your temple without quests, hmm? Good luck!
  
 
Yours,
 
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Dr. Frank
  
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Revision as of 10:00, 21 November 2012

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This week’s featured topic: Achievements

Other useful links:

  1. The HM Blog
  2. The HM Website
  3. Learn About the Tourney
  4. Our Town Influence
  5. Our Forum
  6. The HM Day Spa
  7. Digging Advice

That's Not a Turkey in Your Closet #4

What is the point of Achievements?

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Achievements... Why should I care? Well let me tell you something Mr. Questiony-questioner! Some people work really hard to gain these achievements and they believe they mean something pretty important! Sure everybody will agree the builder achievement comes in handy, I mean the temple rewards alone help will pave the way for taming a pet to level 30. But what about the lesser known, underrated achievements... A former Harvest Moon Elite, turned traitorous tergiversator, GodHairplug4men (U • C • T)  explains "Achievements serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever, except in showing how much more awesome you are than everyone else. Did I tell you I had 8 first ranks?" The editors here cut him off as he rambled on. In general, the achievements most important to your hero/ine's well being are the Builder, Animalist, and Coaching Achievements. These three are recommended as working towards them will build a strong friend base for you, and a strong life for your hero. The rest will come with time. Lastly, under no circumstances do we here at the Weekly Harvest recommend any Harvest Moon member go for the silly, stupid, worthless Renegade and Careerist achievements, thank you.

At Home with Bella Stewart

Queen of evil
New feature: Advice from the Mavin of the Macabre, the Mistress of Mystery, or very own Empress: Bellatrixie The Strange!

The holiday season is upon us, and if you're like me (lazy...erm, I mean busy), you just don't have the time or inclination to spruce up your home before your guests arrive. Don't panic! These handy tips will have your place looking fantastic with hardly any effort at all!

  • Mix a little dry mustard with unbleached flour for a perfect dust substitute. Turn that ceiling fan on and toss handfuls in the air to achieve maximum coverage.
  • No living room sacrifices lately? No problem! Ketchup mixed with a little flour and water will make a realistic blood-like substance, even as it dries. Be sure to drop cupfuls from at least three feet for the best splatter effect.
  • Unexpected guests and you're out of kittens for sammiches? Fool them all by substituting mashed canned chicken and Spam. Topped with mustard and a heavy shake of cayenne pepper, and no one will know WHAT they're eating!

Next week: make your own holiday decorations for under 10 gold coins! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Down in the dumps about your home or temple's decor? Send Bellatrixie the Strange (aka Bella Stewart) your questions directly or submit them to any member of the newspaper staff.

Get To Know a Deity

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Here we sit down weekly with a Harvest Moon warrior and find out what makes them tick. This week's guest is a god of few words but much heart (in jars in his basement): GodThirdEye0pen 
  • Q: What song do you love to dance to?
  • A: Ice Ice Baby (He broke into a fit of maniacal laughter.)
  • Q: Do you have any hidden talents?
  • A: I can memorize the lyrics to songs really easily. (He began singing "Ice Ice Baby".)
  • Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
  • A: No color, commando. (The interviewer did not ask for proof.)
  • Q: Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
  • A: Very much so, yes. (He choked up a bit and couldn't continue on the subject.)
  • Q: How do you like to spend your free time?
  • A: Vacationing in Hawaii or Vegas. (The next hour was spent watching a stunning PowerPoint presentation of TE0 skydiving in exotic locales.)

If you have a burning question for Harvest Moon's Deities, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!

Special Announcements

All members are urged to come to the Harvest Moon Day Spa! The gnomes are getting bored and restless, and, frankly, some of you are starting to smell. This week only: get a free hornicure with every alignment adjustment!

Famous HM Heroes This Week

#684 GODVILLE TIMES Day 921 g.e.
Awkwardly Bouncing - 50th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “陰 Bounce the Bolt Baby ☾”, stands at the 13th position in the pantheon of gladiatorship under the vigilant supervision of the GodImprecise Master . He always wanted to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous for Heroes meeting, but never found the time.
#687 GODVILLE TIMES Day 924 g.e.
Samuel Vimes - 74th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, “Sentinel of the Moon ☾”, stands at the 44th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the GodBelteshazzar . He is a huge fan of Monsterdam’s pubs.

Member of the Week

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Get to know a newer member of Harvest Moon! This week's guest is: GodKure 
  • Q: How did you choose HM?
  • A: Well, as much as I'd hate to admit it, I really look up to my older Brother, Nen. He had a big part in my guild selection. We have more in common than we'd both like to admit. :p So I looked into it. Loved it. Joined. Never looked back. ;)
  • Q: Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
  • A: Coin purse? What coin purse!? Vey is just as poor as I am. :p
  • Q: Name something(s) you and your hero have in common.
  • A: See above answer. :))
  • Q: What advice would you give a young player?
  • A: Whachutalkinabout!? I am a young player! ;) No, in all seriousness, believe in your guild mates. They're your family. Listen to what they've got to say. You might learn something.
  • Q: What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
  • A: I like mine plain... just make it a double. ;)

What would you like to know about your Harvest Moon guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!

Classifieds

Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
Lost: Galldemort's Icarus wings. If found, please keep them.
Employment opportunity: Assemble and sell fake gold bricks to noobs in your spare time. Enormous earning potential. no experience necessary. Call 1-800-LEVEL10
Wanted: Looking for a person to write ads about looking for a person to write ads about. Call 123-456-SPAM
Open audition: Looking for a Latin American dancer willing to dance the forbidden Evil Moon cha-cha with Hammrsgl for the grand finale of Harvest Moon Idol (HM is not responsible for injuries incurred during production). Auditions will be held in the guild hall starting at noon PST, day 929 g.e.
Free: Hundreds of happy, smiling bunnies. Will follow you wherever you go. Cannot be destroyed. Please pick up as soon as possible! Call 1-866-HELP-ME
Wanted: Assistant for brewing potions. Preferably evil. Must have good references and knowledge of different species of rats and beetles. Apply in person inside the HM kitchen.

Doctor Frank's Advice Corner

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Dear Dr. Frank

My hero is torturing me! As soon as the pay check is given, it’s off to the tavern to buy that "thing" that shall not be named (for fear that it will be overheard and thus purchased). Can you help with this nightmare?

Signed, I really want a temple

Dearest This-is-why-we-don't-have-nice-things,

You cannot keep a hero from drinking alcohol any more than you can keep a runner in your pantyhose from going all the way down your leg should you get one while running in heels. It's the nature of the beast. Let the hero give in to his Id, unleash his desires at the pub, wake up bleary-eyed and in need of a shoulder to lean on! How else do you think anyone will ever convince him to complete some of these nutty quests? And just how will he get bricks for your temple without quests, hmm? Good luck!

Yours,

Dr. Frank

No question is too great or too small! Submit your questions for Doctor Frank-n-furter to any member of the staff or send them via email to drfrank.hm@gmail.com.


Special Thanks to our staff writers: Bellatrixie the Strange, Cecceticat, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Jarlbank, Lady Darkness, Lady Shadows, Magic Merlin, Syrocko and The Other Gods. Staff photographer: Bellatrixie the Strange. Issue #1 Issue #2 Issue #3