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<div style="font-size:162%; border:0; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000">Welcome to the "The Weekly Harvest!"</div>
Chronicles of all things evil.
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Title By Magic Merlin.
  
<font size=3>Vote for the title of this weekly paper!</font>
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| <div id="mp-tfa" style="padding:2px 5px"> <div id="mp-dyk">This is a very new feature to [[Harvest Moon]], and we want to make it awesome for you, our awesome guildies. That being said, we need a title for this great, weekly paper. Here are your choices:
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| <div id="mp-tfa" style="padding:2px 5px"> <div id="mp-dyk">One huge advantage of being evil is dealing more damage in EVERY fight (with the exception of bosses and the arena). That’s up to 50% more damage per hit for purest evil.
* Mooner Times
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* Harvest Gazette
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That means faster kills, which means faster gathering of xp, faster levelling up, faster amassing of gold and loot, faster completion of quests and consequently faster completion of your temple.
* The Weekly Phase
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* The Weekly Moonie
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Healing your hero without using encourage is no problem at all. The “heal” voice command is very effective, and no more expensive in godpower. Just be sure to use it in between fights with monsters, and not while searching for the right path or returning to town. It's not like digging, in that you'll succeed soon enough if you just rapidly repeat the command.  
* The Crimson Record
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* Horrorville Times
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But as with all voice commands, you should still allow a short break after a success. You’ll probably use most of those punishments for zapping monsters, but causing damage to your hero also has more uses than you might have thought. For example, after a quest it is best for your hero’s health to be at red level (about 1 third of his max health or less) so that he heals himself as normal and then goes on to skip the phase where he wastes money in the tavern. So punishment can be used to knock his health down to red level if necessary.
* Dark Tales of the Moon
 
* Weekly Scream
 
* The Full Moon
 
* The Weekly Harvest</div>
 
 
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| The [[Tournament of Champions]] is hosted by [[Harvest Moon]] and our guild allies and friends.  This time the 2nd ToC is taking a page from '''''The Hunger Games''''', taking two heroes from eight separate guilds and fighting till only one is left standing.  {{god|JmfC|temple=0|breeder=0}} and {{God|God of Tasty|temple=0|breeder=0}} will be representing [[Harvest Moon]] in the next [[Tournament of Champions]]! HM has yet to bring home this award, but this time we have spiked the well water at all the other guild halls and tampered with their weapons.  Honor to HM and may the odds ever be in our favor...
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| The [[Tournament of Champions]] is hosted by [[Harvest Moon]] and our guild allies and friends.  Our to heroes got great seeding in the brackets, {{god|JmfC|temple=0|breeder=0}} was seeded third in bracket B and {{God|God of Tasty|temple=0|breeder=0}} got the coveted first seed in Bracket A. Betting is now taking place in the [[Lucky God Casino]] Forum. I suggest laying all your chips down on the next two Champions of the TOC! Honor to HM and may the odds ever be in our favor...
 
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! colspan="2" style="font-size: 125%;" | '''Membership dues are way behind this quarter. Don't forget to send your credit card and/or bank account information along with your hero/ine's date of birth, mother's maiden name (a vial of her blood will do if spelling is an issue), a photo of the hero's first pet, and a full set of fingerprints to Bellatrixie The Strange. Charges are accepted in lieu of cash.'''
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! style="padding:2px;" | #661 GODVILLE TIMES Day 898 g.e.
 
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| '''Fyurie -''' 51st-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “(┌・。・)┌ ~~☾☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/gratitude?page=1#p_28 28th position] in the [[pantheon of gratitude]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Kyrin|temple = 0}}. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.
 
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| '''Fallenfairy -''' 14th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Mwahaha *cough* *cough*”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/destruction?page=2#p_140 140th position] in the [[pantheon of destruction]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Darkerhero}}. She was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during her youth.
 
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! style="padding:2px;" | #662 GODVILLE TIMES Day 899 g.e.
 
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| '''Yenke -''' 60th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Fell deeds awake!”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/gratitude?page=2#p_121 121st position] in the [[pantheon of gratitude]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{God|Biran|temple = 0}}. We've had many reports that a Grand Theft Automaton has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
 
 
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! style="padding:2px;" | #665 GODVILLE TIMES Day 902 g.e.
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| '''Attila The Warrior -''' 65th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Veni, vidi, vici!”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/taming?page=1#p_36 37th position] in the [[pantheon of taming]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Th3 D3str013r|temple=0|breeder=0}}. He always wanted to take a trip down memory lane, but never found the time.
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| The Godville Times snubbed our greatness this week.  But [[Harvest Moon]] Doesn't let that hold them back.  This week in templedom!
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* {{God|BuddhaPear|temple=11.1.2012}}
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* {{God|Kobaashi|temple=11.2.2012}}
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* {{God|Terrakotta|temple=11.3.2012}}
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* {{God|Jar-El-24|temple=11.3.2012}}
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* {{God|Peek|temple=11.4.2012}}
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* {{God|Stirfry213|temple=11.4.2012}}
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* {{God|Almighty One|temple=11.5.2012}}
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* {{God|Parrallel|temple=11.5.2012}}
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* {{God|Matty Almighty|temple=11.6.2012}}
 
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Revision as of 13:28, 7 November 2012

Welcome to the "The Weekly Harvest!"

Title By Magic Merlin.

The Benefits Of An Evil Alignment!

  1. The HM Blog
  2. Learn About the Tourney
  3. Our Forum
  4. Our Town Influence

Don't Look Behind You #2

The Benefits Of An Evil Alignment!

One huge advantage of being evil is dealing more damage in EVERY fight (with the exception of bosses and the arena). That’s up to 50% more damage per hit for purest evil.

That means faster kills, which means faster gathering of xp, faster levelling up, faster amassing of gold and loot, faster completion of quests and consequently faster completion of your temple.

Healing your hero without using encourage is no problem at all. The “heal” voice command is very effective, and no more expensive in godpower. Just be sure to use it in between fights with monsters, and not while searching for the right path or returning to town. It's not like digging, in that you'll succeed soon enough if you just rapidly repeat the command.

But as with all voice commands, you should still allow a short break after a success. You’ll probably use most of those punishments for zapping monsters, but causing damage to your hero also has more uses than you might have thought. For example, after a quest it is best for your hero’s health to be at red level (about 1 third of his max health or less) so that he heals himself as normal and then goes on to skip the phase where he wastes money in the tavern. So punishment can be used to knock his health down to red level if necessary.

Harvest Moon Elite

The Tournament Of Champions Begins Today
The Tournament of Champions is hosted by Harvest Moon and our guild allies and friends. Our to heroes got great seeding in the brackets, GodJmfC   was seeded third in bracket B and GodGod of Tasty   got the coveted first seed in Bracket A. Betting is now taking place in the Lucky God Casino Forum. I suggest laying all your chips down on the next two Champions of the TOC! Honor to HM and may the odds ever be in our favor...

Get To Know a Diety

Here we sit down weekly with a Harvest Moon warrior and find out what makes them tick. This week's guest is GodHammrsgl 
  • Q: What song do you love to dance to?
  • A: Anything that involves a Latin American dance partner.
  • Q: Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
  • A: Encourage? That's for <censored>. Punish! Then Punish again!
  • Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
  • A: Red - on the outside of my Superwoman suit.
  • Q: How do you like to spend your spare time?
  • A: Dig, punish, find treasure, check pantheons!

If you have a burning question for Harvest Moon's Dieties, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!

Special Anouncements

No Kicking Puppies In Doors! Only through doors.
!A Punish Refilling A Heroes Health Bar
21:52: A lightning bolt to the forehead quickly refreshed my mind and filled my body with energy. Yo-ho-ho, who's next, you pansies?

Templed HM Heroes This Week

Completed Temples This Week
The Godville Times snubbed our greatness this week. But Harvest Moon Doesn't let that hold them back. This week in templedom!

Classifieds

Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
Wanted: Generic “Evil” in a bottle. Payment varies based on quality and amount. Call: 1-800-ALIGN4ME with info.
Missing: German pretzel rolls with blue cheese, last seen on one of HM’s brimstone plates. If found contact GodSyrocko   immediately! Note: failure to do so will result in a very hungry, and angry, god.
Has your hero figured out your schedule? Are you waking up every morning to find that your hero had died yet again?!? We have the answer! Call: 866-SLEEPIN for a free consultation. Get control of your minion again. Call today! (Service fees do apply. Credit is available; ranking in the Savings Pantheon may be used to determine your credit score.)

Doctor Frank's Advice Corner

Dear Dr. Frank,

I have been diagnosed with SDD (Synchronized Digging Disorder). What do you believe is the best treatment? Providing that it does not include: stop using the word “Dig”, absence of the gold diggers group, or any avoidance of… well, joint digging?

Signed, Stuck in a Hole

Dearest Hole-y Mole-er,

You've got a little... problem. I can dig it. Come on up to the lab, and bring your cute little shovel. We'll break the surface, dig down deep into your psyche, and unearth the root of your problem. Trust me, I can make you a... new... man!

Yours,

Dr. Frank

No question is too great or too small! Submit your questions for Doctor Frank-n-furter to any member of the staff or via email to drfrank.hm@gmail.com.


Special Thanks to our staff writers, Cecceticat, Bellatrixie the Strange, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Syrocko, Lady Shadows and The Other Gods