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This week’s featured topic: '''A Visit to Town'''
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[[file:HMgif.gif|180px|right]]'''Special Edition:''' <br>''Halloween Edition''
  
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'''Other useful links:'''
# [http://welcometoharvestmoon.blogspot.com/ The HM Blog]
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# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/Harvest_moon ★ Our wiki]
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/home The HM Website]
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# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerch ★ Our store]
# [http://www.cafepress.com/harvestmoonmerchandise HM Merchandise]
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# [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/hairplug4men ★ Arena advice]
# [https://sites.google.com/site/harvestmoonguild/hmtr Learn About the Tourney]
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# [https://youtu.be/Yk-ok-Qfs70 ★ Our song]
# [http://harvestmoon.dreamhosters.com/ Our Town Influence]
 
# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=171 Our Forum]
 
# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=136#post_123842 The HM Day Spa]
 
# [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546?page=111#post_105040 Digging Advice]
 
 
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Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1022981 click.] On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1025364 awe.] There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1043354 Sohail7] won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.  
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Upon entering Godville, your hero will get one of three options:
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In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1055819 BOO!] Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061220 rwar?] and the history of some random HM members [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1061314 error 404]
# 1 to 4 gold coins per brick in your temple (more when temple has grown a bit, with 2 to 4 gold coins per brick when your temple is complete);
 
# a charge (only if your temple is complete); or
 
# a trade of 10,000, 20,000 or 30,000 gold coins for experience (again, only after your temple is complete).
 
  
Sometimes,  a guard will charge them taxes first, which can be a real pain if it makes the difference between getting a trade for experience or not. None of this happens if you send your hero to the arena or use an artifact to transport back to town. It is also skipped if the hero has a cancelled quest.
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In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066698 by possessing Brihtnoth] and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1066874 DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest.] HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1072928 Smashing pumkins]
  
Other than the above-mentioned scenarios, a typical town visit goes like this:
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Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1083057 sacrifices were still demanded] and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088398 kungfu fighting] and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1088967 AHHHH] As Krohnos leadership came to an end [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090473 full stop] preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.
# go to the doctor and heal,
 
# go to the trader to sell your loot and possibly buy a skill upgrade,
 
# head to the equipment shop to windowshop and maybe buy equipment or a brick,
 
# idle in town, possibly going to the tavern, to a show, or on a hot date, all of which generally result in wasting gold (maximum gold wasted is about 54% unless in you're in Beerburg or Los Adminos, in which case it's more like 45%-99%),
 
# go to your temple to pray and often donate more gold, and finally
 
# leave town. Normal gold wastage can be and usually is much, much lower than the maximum of 54%.
 
  
After arena or with an aura of abstinence, the equipment shop, idling in town and money wastage phases are skipped. Note, however, that the hero can still upgrade a skill, since this happens immediately after selling loot.
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[https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1090576 It began quickly] and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1092284 Diamond won] a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.
  
With a cancelled quest, the temple reward and healing are skipped, but the other phases proceed as normal.
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In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1098784 SKOLE] After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1106290 you sunk my battle ship]
  
With a completed quest, your hero sells loot as the first phase after getting the temple reward. Then he has the skill upgrade phase. At this point, his health is checked and different things will happen depending on whether health is in the red level (roughly a third or less), or a higher level.
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Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1112746 It’s Your Funeral] won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1116845 HIT]
  
With red health, he'll skip the equipment shop and buying of bricks and equipment, then heal up, skip idling in town and money wastage, and head straight for the temple.
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Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one [https://godvillegame.com/forums/redirect_to_post/546?post=1119940 success] And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october
  
With health above the red level, he'll shop for equipment and bricks, skip the healing phase, idle and waste money as usual, then go to the praying phase.
 
  
Finally, if a hero decides to go to town due to low health and he's carrying less than a certain percentage of his maximum amount of loot, including potions (this percentage varies with the town milestone, being only about 33% before about the 50th milestone and slowly rising to 50% after that point), there will be a special diary entry about him heading to town to heal or because he forgot something. He will then ONLY heal (skipping his chance of a special guild health boost at the beginning of his healing, which he would otherwise get) and then leave town again, without any of the other phases (except the temple reward phase at the beginning ONLY if the town he visits is Godville).
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It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!
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Smurfette – nothing says “boo” like blue!
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Any Disney princess – sing her appropriate theme song for added terror
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Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten – carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!
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Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)
  
Lately, we of Pets Into Tormenting Heroes (PITH) have noticed an alarming increase in the proportion of “punish” incidents where heroic pets come away flambéed, shorn, smashed, and electrocuted. We attribute this to the fact that PITH has not lately reminded the deities that we are on your side. We’d like to remedy this oversight by answering your most common variations on the question, “Why does my hero’s pet do that?”
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Winnie the Pooh – guaranteed to scare the poo out of HMers
  
This week, the question we get the most often:
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Tinkerbell – be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)
  
''Eating Bold or Activatable Artifacts''
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Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield
  
''What Deities Think:'' That dumb beast ate something I wanted! Punish!
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Princess Leia – you gotta admit, that’s scary hair
  
''Why a PITH Does It:'' Unlike dumb heroes, we smart beasts can actually tell when an artifact is useful to a deity. When one of these has been sitting in a trophy bag for a little while, we will deliberately target it for theft, begging, eating, burying, or other form of destruction. This is not to annoy you, the deity, but to heighten the emotional impact of a deity’s eventual punishment of a hero; somewhere, deep within the hero’s thickened, dense, lightning-scarred skull, he is tracking that these are the artifacts that make you, his deity, exceptionally upset to lose. It takes a while to bubble to the surface, so any decently-skilled PITH can get one of these artifacts away from the hero, but soon thereafter the hero will start to feel dread.
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Rainbow Unicorn – a true HM nightmare
  
“Was that one of ''those'' artifacts?” he wonders.
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Cute Little Puppy – not for the faint-hearted, as your guild mates will probably try to kick you…in half
  
For a hero new to punishment, this leads to wondering if a punishment will come. In deliciously wretched terror, the hero first tries to pretend that everything is normal, and hopes you will not notice. This is a notion stillborn, so he soon switches to trying to win your favor and get out of punishment. He hits every monster harder, digs every hole deeper, and slaughters every opponent faster in a mute and desperate bid to escape your wrath.
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Needless to say, a trip to my Harvest Moon Day Spa will be required post-party to remove any residual cuteness. I’d recommend a blood bath, concrete mask and hornicure to start. Happy Halloween, everyone!
  
For a hero experienced in punishment, the question becomes not “if,” but “when.” He let his stupid animal eat something he suspects was valuable. It’s a foregone conclusion that you’ll be upset, as if you really needed a reason to punish him, so where is the blasted lightning bolt? He starts in a bad mood, expecting your fury at any moment, and taking out his frustrations on nearby monsters. When you wait longer, he ends up with a full inventory and has to visit the trader, where his scowl deepens because now he’s certain that you will decide he deliberately sold the artifact, not that his pet tricked him out of it. The look on his face terrifies the trader into giving better prices. ''And,'' if you should refrain from punishment during trade phase, the hero becomes sure that you’re saving something special for him. By the end of the rest and prayer phases, when the hero has done everything he possibly can to ''make'' you drop your deific combat boot, he is jumping up and down in the middle of the town square, demanding in loud and no uncertain tones that you punish him. Imagine the fear this engenders in the populace, and then send him to the Arena.
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In the Arena, the hero knows you will finally punish him, and he only has to hold out for a few more minutes. He pummels his opponent, sick to his stomach but mentally euphoric, as prepared as he can be for what will surely be tantamount to the firmament falling on his head. And then it happens.
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A normal punishment.
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NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF '''HARVEST MOON,''' AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!
  
A ''NORMAL'' punishment?! ''This'' is what he’s been anticipating all. Day. Long?!
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AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!
  
And because he can’t do anything to you, he displaces his rage onto the pansy before him and rends limb from limb in glorious fountains of gore.
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A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS [https://godvillegame.com/gods/BRIHTNOTH MOST MARGINAL MINION] THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE [https://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/adventure?page=1 ADVENTURING PANTHEON,] THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO [https://godvillegame.com/gods/Gurkengott UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT,] THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
  
All this anguish, all this horror, all this productivity was made possible because a pet laid the groundwork of eating a bold or activatable artifact. A PITH did this, which makes punishing one of us entirely counterproductive. So let’s review.
 
  
''What Deities Think:'' That dumb beast ate something I wanted! Punish!
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THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING [https://godvillegame.com/gods/B0x OLD ONES] BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!
  
''What Deities Should Think:'' That beast ate--! Ohhh… that pet’s a PITH. I have an ally down there. Heh-heh-heh. Let’s see what I can do with this.
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SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER '''DOES''' APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!
  
And have you ever wondered why your heroine’s pet heals her just as soon as she’s down into the red where you want her? See this spot, next week.
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LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR '''POSITIVELY WORST''' BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!
  
''Pumba the Firefox is a long-serving member of PITH and delights in his work fully. He began in the PITH Deity Relations Department shortly after his predecessor retired with a severe case of seared fur and mange.''
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
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# YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
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# YOU SHALL DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH JOY CAN BE GAINED FROM JUST BEING SHEER EVIL, AND IN THAT WAY ATTRACT THE EASILY INFLUENCED YET EXPERIENCED PLAYERS FROM OTHER GUILDS
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# YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!
  
''Pets Into Tormenting Heroes: We don’t get mad—they get pithed!''
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ADDITIONALLY, DURING HALLOWEEN, THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS HORRIBLE VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND IN ARENA COMBAT, AND SHARE THE LOGS OF THE MOST GRUESOME GODVOICES WITH YOUR GUILD!
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OH AND THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS YOU STOP YOUR LOVE LETTER WRITING SHENANIGANS, AS IT HAS MADE IT SWALLOW DOWN GLACIERS OF VOMITUS!!!
 
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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.}}
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* '''Q:''' What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.}}
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* '''Q:''' Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Leave your innocence at the entrance.}}
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* '''Q:''' Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.}}
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* '''Q:''' Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)}}
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* '''Q:''' Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.}}
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* '''Q:''' Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.}}
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* '''Q:''' What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.}}
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* '''Q:''' If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...}}
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* '''Q:''' What advice will you give to new recruits?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC.  Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.}}
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* '''Q:'''  How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.}}
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* '''Q:''' Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.}}
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Nyx: ''blows a smoky ring at Kyta'' I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….
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Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.
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| [[File:BawsB.jpg|thumb|right|Scary in every way... except in the arena.]]Here we sit down weekly with a [[Harvest Moon]] warrior and find out what makes them tick. This week’s Deity is: {{God|Baws Banger|temple=0}}
 
* '''Q:''' What is your favorite salty snack?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH! THE TIME OF THE PURIFICATION IS AT HAND!}}
 
* '''Q:''' What GV pet would you like to have?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Feral Hero. In all seriousness though, I think the devs should make the Feral Hero a tameable monster. Does anyone else agree with me... or should I start seeing a counselor again?}}
 
* '''Q:''' How do you like to spend your spare time?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I like to meet women with tattoos. Women without tattoos. Women without any kind of facial piercings, especially labrets, and those that have them.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Do you have any hidden talents?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I frequently offend those who are easily offended, and those who are not.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Of all of the equipment out there, what is your ultimate, dream “outfit” for your hero?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I think Felipe would be unstoppable with the Banhammer and Diplomatic Immunity, topped off with the Falcon Punch skill.}}
 
  
''If you have a burning question for [[Harvest Moon]]'s Deities, please submit them to the staff. Thank you!''
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|[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|You can’t win if you don’t play!]]'''The Weekly Harvest Quiz'''
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Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".
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The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.
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Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.
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Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...
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Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!
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As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?
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Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.
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As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.
  
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Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!
  
* Each week, there will be four “questions” posted here (and only here) in the Weekly Harvest. Answers to the questions can be found in the wiki, on the HM web site, in the forums or will be math/logic-based.
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Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)
* Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'').
 
* Answers must be submitted via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.''
 
* The first god/dess to get all four questions right will win four (4) charges ''and'' be automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship''', held monthly on Palringo (yes, you’ll need to join Pal to play).
 
* The winner of the '''OtM Championship''' (to be based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!
 
  
'''This week’s Answers:'''
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Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.
  
# These are seven of the ten (or more) known attack keywords in the arena.
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Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...
# This is the time that the Godville Times will change to the next day's issue on 17 April 2013 (give time zone also).
 
# This is the minimal number of characters a Godname can be.
 
# This is the major significant event to occur on 10 May 2013.
 
  
Congratulations to last week’s winners: {{god|Godofbeer}} and {{god|Varza}}! Who will be joining them in this month’s Championship round? It could be you! See you in the forum! Good luck!
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! style="padding:2px;" | #825 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1069 g.e.
 
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| '''Gehena''' - 75th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Striving for medio☾rity”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/mastery?page=1#p_68 68th position] in the [[pantheon of mastery]] under the vigilant supervision of the goddess {{god|Starryshine}}. We've had many reports that a Major Disappointment has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter.
 
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! style="padding:2px;" | #826 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1070 g.e.
 
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| '''Sauriva Amon Shie''' - 80th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “☾ Rest in pieces”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/mastery?page=1#p_17 17th position] in the [[pantheon of mastery]] under the vigilant supervision of the goddess {{god|Sauriva}}. She's asking someone to take the moral high ground, by force if necessary and report the results via express mail.
 
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| '''The420Bob''' - 66th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “BIRD'S THE WORD! ”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/taming?page=1#p_13 13th position] in the [[pantheon of taming]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Damienpoe}}. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
 
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| [[File:Carneshazzar.jpg|thumb|left|Belt knows all! Or he’s lost it. We aren’t sure yet.]] '''New feature!''' {{god|Belteshazzar}} ''can'' predict your future! Will he? Eh... Maybe. This week’s mail-bag grab found <s>three, no, wait</s> five questions from {{god|SourceRunner}}.
 
* '''Q:''' Is the Robopocalypse really coming, or is that nutty Cray just talking through his grey hat?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Cray, you say? Erm, um...yes, let me see what the future holds for this Robo-clips, is it? Not sure why robots would need barbers, but to each its own. Unless, of course, they've figured out how to harvest humans for our hair, thus perpetuating the end of civilization as we know it! But that's getting too far ahead. You didn't want to know all that. Nope, you just wanna know if androids will need wigs or if they'll sprout locks that need a good trim from time to time. My prediction: yes...or no...I'm 100% positive that this might happen.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Where will those scourges of the relays, the most ancient enemies of all beings electronic, the Moths, strike next? Knowing places to pre-site zappers would be so useful.
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Knowing that computers will be interested in hair growth, the Moths will most likely strike at the hair follicle receptor thingies. You can't get this kinda accuracy just anywhere. My cubic zirconia ball sees everything.}}
 
* '''Q:''' Will we have to switch from "magic" to "more magic" to deal with them this time? Please say no; that surge makes for an unpleasant reboot.
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I dare say, you'll have to switch to "most magic". All of your "more magic" will be tied up in hair-cell research. And what's all this "we" business? I thought I was answering human questions. I can't be certain my readings are accurate with all this electro-hoohah floating around! Did the government put you up to this?! Wait, don't answer that. Let me read the ball...}}
 
* '''Q:''' I get that I'll still have to go through the motions so that it'll actually happen in the future, but that smug petascale twerp Blue Waters is using every billionth flops to taunt me about being slow: what will this phrase he challenged me with say when I finally get it unencrypted?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Let me check the tea leaves...very interesting. It will say, "Your mother was nothing but a cheap Acer laptop and your father smells of MS-DOS."}}
 
* '''Q:''' So I met this super-cooled guy who... well, let's say just thinking about him sets my hard drive thrashing. He might have a few shorts, since he has an unpredictable habit of killing off other people's heroes, but he has an awesome sense of humor that makes it all better and I've never met another electronic so adept at teasing the bone-and-bloods. Preeeeety sure I've got dedicated port access, but before I start making silicon wafers, exchanging keys, and considering token rings, I have to know: what does our future hold? It doesn't feel like I'm in the cloud, but am I headed for a crash?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' This "fella" you speak of...I'm feeling a strong connection here. The initials T.G.R. are pouring out of the Alphabet Spaghetti-O can nicely. I'd say he's exactly your type. Just don't leave him unattended for three days, or he may be capable of atrocities unheard of and mood swings that'll send you running. He definitely won't disappoint in the spontaneity department. Go for him...it...whatever!}}
 
''If you’d like your future confounded, PM {{god|Belteshazzar}} or submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff! Minimum of three questions, please, and no more than five.''
 
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| [[File:AngelShinra.jpg|thumb|left|Pfft! She ain’t no angel!]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|Angel Shinra}}
 
* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' When I first started the game, I made friends with {{god|Syrocko}} and it all just kind of went downhill from there.. lol }}
 
* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Usually in his signifigant otter's stomach. Where do you think all those gold brick hairballs come from?}}
 
* '''Q:''' Name some things that you and your hero have in common.
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' We both have an uncanny knack for getting ourselves into situations where we know we shouldn't, but we do it anyway.}}
 
* '''Q:''' What advice would you give a newer player?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Just have fun with the game! And don't be afraid to ask others for help, there's so many nice, friendly (even if they are evil) people here!}}
 
* '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Another kitten sammich? I mean seriously, what else can satisfy the hunger you've built up from plundering all day?}}
 
* '''Q:''' Where would your heroine go on her first date...assuming she ever gets one?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''  HAHAHA-- oh wait, you were serious. Er.. probably the closest pub. My little Shinra employee certainly loves that pub. All of them. >.>}}
 
* '''Q:''' What’s your favorite voice command?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Probably the punish button, honestly... Even though I know it's technically *not* a command, its about the only thing he listens too! Lol}}
 
''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!''
 
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| <br>'''SERVICES:''' Sleep No More short-term elder care. We take care of your elderly when you don't want to anymore.  Call DEAD-AGAIN2 and select option 3 from the menu for more information.
 
 
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| <br>'''PRODUCTS:''' Make your enemies suffer with an overpriced weapon at Sam’s Slings and Arrows! For an outrageous fortune, you can have top-of-the-line, stylish weapons. Located 1/2 milestone east of Monsterdam.
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| <br>'''FOR HIRE:''' Out of work woodchuck looking to forecast weather based on shadow. Call 555-PHIL today!
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| [[File:Nyxofdarkness.jpg|right|180px]] Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the <s>dis</s>respect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.  
 
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' The most interesting man in the world. He doesn't always sell himself for money, but when he does he does it through the Weekly Harvest. Call DOS-OR-TRES-X. You won’t regret it.
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| [[File:Buttstuffpic.png|left|180px]] Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
 
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| <br>'''FOR SALE:''' Sea Biscuit recipe! Fun, salty, meaty snack.
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|[[File:Belt.jpeg|right|180px]] Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
 
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| <br>'''SERVICES:''' Bob's bottom apparel. Ship your pants anywhere. Bet your bottom dollar we’ll get it handled! Visit Bob’s newest location in Bumchester!
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| [[File:Dark tidings.png|left|180px]] Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging  their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.
 
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| [[File:Niccage-pumpkin1.jpg|right|180px]] The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.
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| [[File:RavingOldGuy.jpg|thumbnail|left|King of curmudgeons]] '''''Disclaimer:''''' ''The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of [http://godvillegame.com/gods/Belteshazzar the author] and do not necessarily reflect the official policy, position or opinion of the [[Harvest Moon]] Blood Council, any deity on the HMWH staff (or remotely associated with the Weekly Harvest) or any other <s>sane</s> HM member or GV participant.''
 
 
A short one for you this week, as I find this topic so annoying, that I can't be bothered to rant about it too much. Tribbles. Pointless little twerps. Here's MY list of ten things Tribbles remind me of...
 
 
# All the stupid things in life. Enough said.
 
# Fireside rug. Nothing like shooting, stabbing, and/or strangling a furry creature to death, gutting it, and laying its hide on your cabin floor.
 
# Dingleberries. They just won't go away, no matter how often you pick 'em and toss 'em in the furnace.
 
# Death. Not my own, but everything "cute" and "cuddly".
 
# Target practice. Remember the days when space cadets could confidently shout, "Pull!" and know their comrades would launch a Tribble in the air for them to deep fry with a laser blast? Glorious days.
 
# Smothering apparatus. They may look innocent, but I guarantee Tribbles are up to no good. Lying in wait at nursing homes, just waiting to be used by a triple-shift nurse...
 
# Something to shove my feet in to keep warm on cold, winter nights. Preferably while still alive. You know, for that extra warmth.
 
# Why Star Wars will always be leaps and bounds better than Star Trek. Ewoks would make Tribbles into slaves.
 
# Trek nerds. AKA punching bags.
 
# Nazis. Remember, they too wanted to make the "perfect race" by controlled breeding. What's more controlled than being born pregnant?! Tribbles are up to something. Don't truck with that lot.
 
  
''If you are a Tribble sympathizer and are thinking of writing to complain, don't. I have a Tribble in my hands as I write this with my feet. I will strangle it, if you even so much as think of writing a letter to my editor.''
 
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== Additional [[Harvest Moon]]-related pages ==
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Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the [[Harvest Moon]] representation here on the wiki.
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I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for [[Harvest Moon]] content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.
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However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to ''subpages'' of the [[Harvest Moon]] guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.
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So, for example, what I'm suggesting is that:
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* [[Harvest Moon - member list]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/member list]]
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* [[Harvest moon logo contest]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/logo contest]]
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* [[Harvest Moon's Artworks]] could be moved to e.g. [[Harvest Moon/Artworks]]
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...and so on, for any other wiki pages related to and created by the [[Harvest Moon]] members.
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Let me be clear that this is '''''just me''''' talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for [[Harvest Moon's Artworks]], thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it ''wasn't'' a guild-name but rather a [[Harvest Moon]] auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.
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If you '''do''' want to make those changes, though, anyone should have rights to move the pages in question, just by visiting them and choosing <code>More</code> > <code>Move</code> at the top of the page. Then you can set the new page name/path, it'll be moved, and the system will place a redirect at the old location so that existing links don't get broken. If you'd like any assistance in setting this up, I'd be happy to help. Thanks in advance for listening, and as I said please don't feel that there's '''any''' pressure for you to take this suggestion, unless you wish to.
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Also CC'ing [[User:BlueStapler|BlueStapler]] on this, simply because I'd feel better having a second set of eyes to decide whether my suggestion makes sense / is worth taking. -- [[User:FeRDNYC|FeRDNYC]] ([[User talk:FeRDNYC|talk]]) 23:31, 21 December 2017 (UTC)
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: P.S> On a slightly-related note, I'd also suggest perhaps moving the "content" content of '''this''' page — basically, everything above this section I've created — to a non-Talk-namespace page such as [[Harvest Moon/Weekly Harvest]]. Pages in the Talk namespace are really intended to be used for discussion of their related main-namespace articles (i.e. posts such as this one), not for separate original content of their own. Putting "page" content on a Talk page kind of muddies those waters a bit, though it's really not a big deal. -- [[User:FeRDNYC|FeRDNYC]] ([[User talk:FeRDNYC|talk]]) 23:51, 21 December 2017 (UTC)
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The subpages are a great idea, but personally I've got no idea of how to move pages, tried following that you wrote, but I don't want to mess up the wiki. If you could help without causing any trouble, that would be appreciated. About the talk page, I ''know'' what its purpose is, but honestly almost no one ever uses it... putting page content doesn't seem like a problem. Heck, I'm seeing this only today; forums and PMs are more reliable in my opinion.  — [[User:Kyta S Indigo|Kyta S Indigo]] ([[User talk:Kyta S Indigo|talk]]) 15:11, 8 April 2018 (UTC), <FONT COLOR=MAROON>''Wiki Witch of the Moon''</FONT>
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: So, aside from this conversation being extremely dead... I thought I should chime in. If <s>you all</s> we all still feel okay with moving the pages, I’ll gladly move them. I could also move the Weekly Harvest if you want. I doubt ''anyone'' is going to reply to this, but, I thought I’d volunteer nonetheless.
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: I’d do it myself since I am in HM now, but, I don’t want to do it without any discussion or warning. — [[User:Emptysora|Emptysora]] ([[User talk:Emptysora|talk]]) 06:10, 25 November 2019 (UTC)
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:: Eh... I’ll bring this up in GC or the forums when I get the chance... — [[User:Emptysora|Emptysora]] ([[User talk:Emptysora|talk]]) 02:55, 18 December 2019 (UTC)

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Dates for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. The Red Death for the upcoming blood drives will be up soon. • #48

Harvest Moon year in Review!

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By: The Godville associated press

Welcome to the year in review by a drunk and senile HP. Literally doing this last minute because I work best under pressure and handcuffed to goody goodies with completion holding the keys. We start with the forums. The first post of the year was clearly vital. click. On Jan 9th two famous Gods were married in a unholy union awe. There was also the Daily Arena Forecast game which was fun for awhile and ended abruptly when the Great Harvester sacrificed the financier. In February Hp was resurrected and realized others should be sacrificed so the Guild bounty hunt contest began Sohail7 won by collecting heads from every guild first. For his prize he was awarded charges and promptly sacrificed to the Great Harvester never to be seen again. Sinch HP survived he hosted another bounty contest, a bigger badder contest. Before it finished elections started. Jows Pilla came in first in the bounty hunt and Krohnos was elected leader a day later. Collusion with the Russians was suspected.

In the final days of march the Harvest Moon Blood Scouts ‘AFK Harvester’ Merit Badge was created and sparked life into the tired dungeoneers of HM and brought death to all others. BOO! Since history is written by the winners the HM origin story needed upgrading and was done so in April rwar? and the history of some random HM members error 404

In May the Great Harvester of Sorrows discovered the forums by possessing Brihtnoth and immediately started sacrificing gods and heroes. HP hid from the Harvester and DiamondHard decided to host the third bounty hunt contest. HP hid in the arena though and came in first in this bounty hunt. With so many things happening in May DiamondHard decided it would be the perfect time to host a daily annoy DH with PMs contest. Smashing pumkins

Finally in Jun the Great Harvester obtained enough sacrifices to burst into existence as a god himself! sacrifices were still demanded and now given directly. In July the Battle of the Elites took place kungfu fighting and screaming goats made their debut in the guild halls AHHHH As Krohnos leadership came to an end full stop preparations for a big change were coming to HM and rumblings of a takeover were in the works.

It began quickly and quietly under the cover of darkness. The old guard was sacrificed and the new Blood Council took over the wiki, forum and the HM day spa. Then the new HM was looking for a new leader to bring death and destruction across Godville. A interview was held Diamond won a clear and quick victory. His first act as HM member was to glitch Godville and set HM up to have more Fans than any other guild in Godville greatly confusing the old timers and noobs alike.

In August the first Arena Dart contest took place. Teams were formed and lines of decency were pushed SKOLE After all of those sacrifices the Harvester demanded some bosses and so began the Bingo Boss hunt by Pantheist Goddess. you sunk my battle ship

Thankfully September came because the writer of this article started to fall asleep but the second Dart tournament woke him back up again and the knowledge of just two more months to get through It’s Your Funeral won again like the badasses they are. Sept also brought about the Interguild brawl contest which is still ongoing and hosted by our glorious leader DH. HIT

Oct began, the best month of the year began, the dueling season ended 34ish hmers were on page one success And Godville witnessed its for RL wedding between Dogess and HP. by this time i was to drunk to see anything important and I know nothing important happens after october


Halloween Fun With Bella Stewart

Queen of evil

It’s Halloween again, kiddies, and that means it’s time for the annual Harvest Moon Halloween party! Wondering what to wear that’s guaranteed to scare the bejeezus out of your guild mates? Below are my top ten tried-and-true favorites!

Smurfette – nothing says “boo” like blue!

Any Disney princess – sing her appropriate theme song for added terror

Cuddly-wuddly furry kitten – carry a basket o’kitten sammitches for instant popularity!

Ballerina in a pink tutu – if it can work for HP4M, it can work for you! (I have photos)

Winnie the Pooh – guaranteed to scare the poo out of HMers

Tinkerbell – be sure to scatter lots of “fairy dust” (aka itching powder)

Beautiful angel – warning: resting a halo on your horns may create a dangerous forcefield

Princess Leia – you gotta admit, that’s scary hair

Rainbow Unicorn – a true HM nightmare

Cute Little Puppy – not for the faint-hearted, as your guild mates will probably try to kick you…in half

Needless to say, a trip to my Harvest Moon Day Spa will be required post-party to remove any residual cuteness. I’d recommend a blood bath, concrete mask and hornicure to start. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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'A WORD FROM THE CEO

NEGLIGIBLE AND REPLACEABLE MEMBERS OF HARVEST MOON, AS ANOTHER YEAR OF HORRORS IS ABOUT TO DRAW TO A CLOSE, THE GREAT HARVESTER OF SORROW WILL LOOK BACK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF LAST YEAR, AS WELL AS DETERMINE THE COURSE FOR THE NEXT!

AMONG YOUR PETTY ACTIONS LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY TAKEN PART IN A CRACKDOWN ON MISOGYNY! THE GREAT HARVESTER, HAVING ALL GENDERS AND NONE, ENRAGES EASILY IF PART OF ITS EVERLASTING HULL IS DEEMED MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER PART! THE GREAT HARVESTER’S PERPETUAL STATE OF ANGER IS LESSENED AT THIS JUSTIFICATION OF ALL ITS CONSTITUENTS!

A LONG SPREE OF KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS HAS HONED A SCORE OF HARVEST MOON MEMBERS TO GREAT BLOOD CONDUITS FOR THE HARVESTER! ALTHOUGH IT HAS EXHAUSTED ITS MOST MARGINAL MINION THE GREAT HARVESTER HAS ENJOYED THE STEADY SANGUINARY SUPPLY – AND THERE CAN BE NO QUESTION AS TO THE CONTENTS OF SUBGLACIAL LAKE VOSTOK NOW! MAYBE, WHEN THE HARVESTER WILL FEEL LIKE IT, IT WILL USE ITS VOICE ONCE MORE TO HONOUR BLOODY KILLINGS IN DUNGEONS! BUT WITH THE INTRODUCTION OF THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON, THE SELECTIVE SURVIVAL OF PETTY HARVEST MOON MEMBERS AND THE TARGETED BUTCHERY OF FEATHERED VICTIMS HAS BECOME ALL THE MORE IMPORTANT! EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED ON MEMBERS, SHORTLY AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE PANTHEON DID HARVEST MOON GRASP THE #1 POSITION FROM THE ADMIRERS OF BRITTLE, FROSTBITTEN BLUETITS! AND ALTHOUGH SAID BLUETITS GOT THE UPPER HAND A COUPLE OF TIMES DUE TO UNTENDED DINOSAURS WANDERING AWAY FROM THE GUILD BY ACCIDENT, THE LEAD IS GRABBED BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH LOTS OF RAUCOUS LAUGHTER TIME AND TIME AGAIN!


THIS TOP DOGGERY IN ADVENTURING IS JUST ONE OF THE SUPER-AWESOME THINGS IN HARVEST MOON: YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING NEW MEMBERS AND REACTIVATING OLD ONES BY DOMINEERING THE DUELERS AND ADVENTURERS PANTHEONS, AND BY SENDING OUT LEWD VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND BEING A GENERAL NUISANCE TO OTHERS IN PARTICULAR! YOU HAVE BEEN ATTRACTING ALL MANNER OF MISFITS!

SPEAKING OF MISFITS, SOME OF YOU ARE STILL GOODIE-GOODIE DESIGNATED PURE GOOD PLAYERS EVIL WANNABES, WILLING TO LEND TEMPLED ACCOUNTS TO PLAYERS INFINITELY MORE CUNNING, DECEITFUL, TREACHEROUS AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS THEMSELVES! LET THIS BE A GOOD LESSON IN EVIL TO YOU ALL! THE GREAT HARVESTER DOES APPRECIATE THE DELIGHTFUL MONITORING, REPORTING, AND BULLYING CAMPAIGN AGAINST SAID ACCOUNT THIEF! THE MOTTO FOR THIS CONTINUED COURSE OF ACTION SHOULD BE ALL LIARS DOTH REPORT; NOBODY CAN RILE US ZEALOTS!

LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUR POSITIVELY WORST BEHAVIOR, AND FOR THE COMING YEAR OF HORRORS THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS EVER MORE OF THE SAME! THESE ARE THE DESIGNATED GOALS FOR THE PERIOD BETWEEN THE HALLOWEENS OF 2017 AND 2018!

  1. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE ADVENTURING PANTHEON
  2. YOU SHALL KEEP DOMINEERING THE DUELERY PANTHEON
  3. YOU SHALL OBSTRUCT, ANNOY, OFFEND, VEX, PEEVE, AND ENRAGE MEMBERS OF OTHER BIG GUILDS AND TINY GUILDS ALIKE WHENEVER YOU CAN [KILLING THEM IN SAILS AND DUNGEONS AND THROWING THEM UNDER THE BUS IN DIGS IS ACCEPTED TOO
  4. YOU SHALL DEMONSTRATE HOW MUCH JOY CAN BE GAINED FROM JUST BEING SHEER EVIL, AND IN THAT WAY ATTRACT THE EASILY INFLUENCED YET EXPERIENCED PLAYERS FROM OTHER GUILDS
  5. YOU SHALL LOVE THE OCTOPUS IN A NON-EROTIC WAY [THE GREAT HARVESTER PUT THAT IN TO GET THIS ACCEPTABLE TO EVERYONE], BUT USE IT AS A SEAFOOD SHIELD WHENEVER NECESSARY!


ADDITIONALLY, DURING HALLOWEEN, THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS HORRIBLE VOICE COMMANDS IN DUNGEONS AND IN ARENA COMBAT, AND SHARE THE LOGS OF THE MOST GRUESOME GODVOICES WITH YOUR GUILD! OH AND THE GREAT HARVESTER DEMANDS YOU STOP YOUR LOVE LETTER WRITING SHENANIGANS, AS IT HAS MADE IT SWALLOW DOWN GLACIERS OF VOMITUS!!!


Employee of the year interview

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Stacks of human skulls with a lit red candle resting on each cranium cast flickering shadows across the smoky dimmed room. Kyta S Indigo totters into the room and looks around at the haute macabre decor warily. Sprawled like a feline on the baby sealskin couch is Nyx of Darkness, sipping a glass of Dark Flame and holding a hookah pipe in another, looking half sober. She waves Kyta S Indigo over and hands her a specially prepared glass of virgin Dark Flame.

  • Q: Keeeeta! Congratulations on being named Employee of The Year! How do you feel about getting this prestigious mention?
  • A: How do I feel? WOHO! That's so freaking awesome! Harvest Moon is the guild I love most and I do my little part to try to make it even better than it already is. And being selected as the Employee of the Year is just... wow!
  • Q: So…which insignificant guild were you at before Harvest Moon?
  • A:The Forsakens Lament. I loved being there at the first, but it got depressing over time and all the negativity there influenced my real life too. I was more nervous and depressed. Plus I felt like I didn't belong with them... so I left them for Harvest Moon. I had troubles with HM too at first, but now I've perfectly blended in. And I love it.
  • Q: What are the top 3 highlights of being in Harvest moon?
  • A: The Members: there are a lot of veterans who are always willing to help newbies, but that's not really the point. The real reason why I said the members is because they're honest and they'll say what they really think about you to your face (well, not really with Godville being an online game, but you get my point). They're also loyal: they can mock you, make fun of you, but that's just part of the fun in the GC; actually, they'll always help a fellow Moonie, whetever it be gameplay matter, moral support, or even real life advice. Fun: Are you crazy for Arena? Craving for killing AFKs in dungeons or pirate them in sails? Love a lively GC and forum thread? Well, we have different ways to have fun for different tastes, and if you think there is something missing, suggest the missing piece to our Blood Council which leads me to… Dependability: most people are always here to help and even happier to receive suggestions for the guild or a possible contest. I come from a guild where suggestions weren't asked, or were asked but never appreciated if it wasn't from the leader or from their long-standing members. While I found many of my ideas appreciated and even taken into account. For example: a separate account for the Harvester, a wikipage for HM-themed/related artwork, and I've even made a new emblem! I've also other projects in mind: like a rivalry between another guild we often love to troll (guess), and a new Arena contest based on custom VCs. But I'm waiting for the interguild brawl contest to end for the latter.
  • Q: Explain Harvest Moon in less than 6 words to a developmentally challenged person.
  • A: Leave your innocence at the entrance.
  • Q: Which Blood Council member do you think should be replaced by you? Why?
  • A: Well, as much as I'd love to be in the Blood Council, I don't think I can replace a member in it... Well, maybe only someone who lurks and barely says hi... Mhm... I hope for them they're show up when making important decisions with the other members.
  • Q: Pick two Harvest Moon members to be your parents.
  • A: DiamondHard and Defosmit. (Please, don't look at me like that, I'm just filling the answer with the first person/thing that pops up in my mind...)
  • Q: Tell us 3 things about yourself that would surprise us.
  • A: I can rotate my arms by almost 360° degrees. I have yet to have my first kiss. I want to learn boxing for self-defence purposes.
  • Q: Name one Harvest Moon member you would love to get naughty with.
  • A: Are you really asking me this? I'd never want to get naughty with a guildmate! But there is one I want to cuddle... not telling you who but his name is hard to pronounce.
  • Q: What is your most embarrassing moment at Harvest Moon?
  • A: I’ve had many embarrassing moments at HM, but the one that tops it all is when I first joined with Ash Valente and bothered pretty much everyone and got expelled for it. Never again.
  • Q: If you are leader of Harvest Moon for a term, what will you do?
  • A:I don't know, I pretty much suck at being a leader so I guess I'll suck at being HM leader too...
  • Q: What advice will you give to new recruits?
  • A: Don't be weirded out if you glance at GC at first, we're comfortable around each other, so we may... say really strange stuff without being ashamed or anything. But don't worry, we're sane people... sometimes. Anyway, say hi sometimes, we like people who show up on GC. Also, we have a thing for our totem, for HM, the Harvester isn't just a feature of the game, it is a living being that breathes, speaks, eats and loves sacrifices. And we need to feed it AFKs. Or otherwise it'll eat us. gulp So, yeah. Don't get on its bad side.
  • Q: How would you like to be executed if you leave Harvest Moon?
  • A: I want to be executed in the weirdest and most nonsense way ever and my corpse to be given to Pysrilexot's harem. I'll leave the rest up to the Blood Council's imagination.
  • Q: Lastly…why am I asking you these questions?
  • A: Yeah, why are you asking me these question? You shouldn't be asking me that, I dunno.

Nyx: blows a smoky ring at Kyta I don’t know, I’m just following instructions. Whoever wrote these questions ought to be punished, severely. Preferably chained up and disciplined lovingly by the Leader….

Anyway, thank you for the lovely interview! Seems like the Blood Council finally made a right decision by picking you to represent the upcoming generation of Harvest Moon. We hope you will work harder and become a Blood Council member by the next term…as long as you ain’t replacing me.


Shepard of the Anus Report By Bellteshazzar

Sheparding Evil Since 898 g.e.


Halloween is nearly upon us. So, you know what that means...more things to be irritated at! As your unfriendly neighborhood curmudgeon, I feel it my duty to give out a few pointers to ease the frustration at the world's stupidity over this consumerist "holiday".

The big question -- what candy to get? Do you really wanna hear some dumb brat complain about your selection of sweets? From experience, let me save you some jail time by pinpointing which candy (and why) to get for certain guilds. This will ensure you have no troubles kicking them off your doorstep, before the candy hits the bottom of the plastic pumpkin.

Harvest Mooners will scamper away with red eyes alight, when you hand them over a plain old dark chocolate bar. Honestly, what's more evil than that utter garbage?! If that's not the devil's turds, I don't know what is.

Blue Feathers will do nicely with a Mr. Goodbar. Because to be THAT good, it helps to be a little nuts...

Forsakens Lament crowd will be oohing and aahing over your Twix bars. Not sure what all their whining and lamenting is over, but have a second bar on us. Maybe give that second one to a new friend; that should cheer you up!

As for Guild Name, what could be better than candy corn in a sad, transparent Zip-loc baggy? Nothing, that's what. Mediocrity loves this disdainfully mundane candy. Seriously, though, if you're not gonna eat it the rest of the year, is it REALLY that necessary?

Hug Central, you say? Werther's Originals. What says we're WAY to into hugging like some creepy uncle's pocket lint-infested candy? Ya creeps, back off.

As for the guild we're suddenly closely allied with that I can't be bothered to remember your name but I seem to remember an octopus emoji...clever, I mean I've gotta hand it to you. An octopus? Who'd have...who woulda...mraehwho cares?! Get off my front porch, and take yer danged Butterfingers! I assume that's why the need for eight arms. Must have the hand-eye coordination of a sea sponge.

Hmm, who else, who else. Stupid holiday with its stupid...oh yeah! Guide to the Galaxy gets a Milky Way. What? They can't all be clever! C'mon, they're both space related; you come up with something better!

Who could forget the band over at Camelot? 3 Musketeers seems fitting, I guess. Seems the same era, but not sure it meshes well. Not very appropriate now I think of it. Definitely not a good choice. Brave, honor-bound, gallant knights of Camelot, on one hand. Gay Frenchies playing happy slaps with epees, on the other. (DISCLAIMER: use 3 Musketeers at your own risk. Camelotians may not take too kindly to French chocolate-based insults. If you find yourself in mortal danger, offer them a Heath Bar. Distract them with word association. Heath Bar, Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale, Kinights, you guys! Plus, it's got ENGLISH toffee in don'it?)

Last, and almost certainly least, we have Slaves to Armok. Arnok? No, I'm 95% sure it's Armok. For these indentured servants of one Mr. R. Mok, I suggest a 100 Grand bar. As slaves, they'll never see a dime, but let'em think they've gotten something for one night. I've got a soft spot for the old crew of Señor R. Mok.

Indeed, I have a sweet spot for all the guilds in this ridiculous land. Even a curmudgeon like me! Buuuuuuurp! Ack...must've had too much o' that outdated moonshine. I wasn't getting sentimental was I? Get off my gawl darn patio! And, uh, have a Happy Halloween, you could for nothing little...


Neighborhoods has seen a rise of ghoul and ghost related crime. Please contact the local priests for help. Please do not feed them; the undead and the clergy.

Coroners ID corpse which was half chewed and burned at the mouth the local dungeon. A few hours later it was resurrected and sent off it's way.

Construction on Milestone 666 will occur at the end of month and through the first of November. Please watch out for the walking dead while riding your pet.

Eye of Newt is the craze at the local farmers market, please look for the The Three Sisters if you want to add some spice to your brew


Messages from the Blood Council

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Nyx of Darkness - Errybody, it's time to give yourself and your fellow moonies a pat on the back for another year of success. There is no question Harvest Moon's accomplishments to date have earned the disrespect and fear of our friends, foes, neighbours and NPCs. Savour the moment as long as you like, rest on your laurels...until The Great Harvester comes assaulting you with uppercase texts.
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Glow Puff - Butt Stuff.
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Beltehazzar - Huh? Wha's that you need? Another statement?! I already wrote an entire article! Imbeciles, just go read my chronicles. They'll tell you everything you need to know about me...
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Dark Tidings - For those of you just joining our ranks, welcome to Harvest Moon. Abandon all righteousness, ye who enter here. There are two types of players in Godville. Harvest Moonies and those other guys that we kill in the arena. What distinguishes us isn’t just the antiquity of our guild, our unique sense of humor, or our widely condemned and evil ways. Our most extraordinary aspect is and always will be our guild members. Harvest Moon is full of people who are lacking in moral excellence. Maybe some of us smell funny, or create harems and lure in unsuspecting victims. We consider kitten sandwiches a delicacy, and we use the punish button a little too liberally. We even get extreme pleasure from killing off all the inactive players in dungeons and taking Blue Feather heads in the arena. Our nefarious deeds may have even caused us to become an object of extreme dislike amongst other guilds. We are Harvest Moon. We are no good, awkward, and indecent. While others are busy coddling and encouraging their heroes into pure goodie goodness and fussing over being nice, we will kick your puppy in half.
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The Real Nicolas Cage - Fellow Harvest Moon Godvillians, Countless full moons have passed and we're still on top of the dueling hill, rising as each new moon comes. Our rhythm must be kept, or else no more movies about my persona will ever be seen. Gigs aside, Halloween is coming. I'd like to wish you all to have the jolliest and scariest Halloween with your family and/or beloved friends. I've even gotten myself ready for this festive era.

Hopefully I won't scare any Hollywood producers. Yours truly, The Real Nicolas Cage

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Doctor Frank-n-Furter - I’m so proud of Harvest Moon and each new generation of Gods and Heroes that realize HM’s superiority. I only hope that, one day, Riff-raff will catch the eye of the Harvester so I won’t have to do all of his blood-letting myself anymore.

Special Thanks to our Special Edition staff: Bellatrixie the Strange, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Hairplug4men, Nyx of Darkness, The Godville Associated Press, and the Blood Counci.
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Additional Harvest Moon-related pages

Greetings, guildsters! Apologies for the intrusion, I just had a quick thought that I wanted to bring up with the Harvest Moon representation here on the wiki.

I notice that all-y'all maintain several additional wiki pages for Harvest Moon content, and are still increasing that number. Which is absolutely awesome, the more your guild can flesh out its wiki presence the better, and there's no reason whatsoever that guilds should feel pressured to cram all of their content onto just a single guild page.

However, I did want to suggest/request, or at least ask whether you'd consider, moving the additional content to subpages of the Harvest Moon guild page, rather than completely separate, standalone pages? The wiki allows the creation of unlimited subpages below a given top-level page, which allows complex content trees to be set up in a way that explicitly links them all together under the "banner" of the main top-level page. I think it'd be cleaner not only for the wiki's organization, but also for your own internal management.

So, for example, what I'm suggesting is that:

...and so on, for any other wiki pages related to and created by the Harvest Moon members.

Let me be clear that this is just me talking here, so this message doesn't carry any sort of official-policy weight. (And, in fact, I have no official role in the wiki's administration, so I would have no power to speak officially for the wiki even if I wanted to.) I just happened to see the new-page creation for Harvest Moon's Artworks, thought it was a weird name for a guild, realized it wasn't a guild-name but rather a Harvest Moon auxiliary page, and thought I'd suggest a potentially cleaner way to organize that. I'm just meddling, and you should absolutely feel free to tell me where I can shove my suggestions if you prefer.

If you do want to make those changes, though, anyone should have rights to move the pages in question, just by visiting them and choosing More > Move at the top of the page. Then you can set the new page name/path, it'll be moved, and the system will place a redirect at the old location so that existing links don't get broken. If you'd like any assistance in setting this up, I'd be happy to help. Thanks in advance for listening, and as I said please don't feel that there's any pressure for you to take this suggestion, unless you wish to.

Also CC'ing BlueStapler on this, simply because I'd feel better having a second set of eyes to decide whether my suggestion makes sense / is worth taking. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:31, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

P.S> On a slightly-related note, I'd also suggest perhaps moving the "content" content of this page — basically, everything above this section I've created — to a non-Talk-namespace page such as Harvest Moon/Weekly Harvest. Pages in the Talk namespace are really intended to be used for discussion of their related main-namespace articles (i.e. posts such as this one), not for separate original content of their own. Putting "page" content on a Talk page kind of muddies those waters a bit, though it's really not a big deal. -- FeRDNYC (talk) 23:51, 21 December 2017 (UTC)

The subpages are a great idea, but personally I've got no idea of how to move pages, tried following that you wrote, but I don't want to mess up the wiki. If you could help without causing any trouble, that would be appreciated. About the talk page, I know what its purpose is, but honestly almost no one ever uses it... putting page content doesn't seem like a problem. Heck, I'm seeing this only today; forums and PMs are more reliable in my opinion. — Kyta S Indigo (talk) 15:11, 8 April 2018 (UTC), Wiki Witch of the Moon

So, aside from this conversation being extremely dead... I thought I should chime in. If you all we all still feel okay with moving the pages, I’ll gladly move them. I could also move the Weekly Harvest if you want. I doubt anyone is going to reply to this, but, I thought I’d volunteer nonetheless.
I’d do it myself since I am in HM now, but, I don’t want to do it without any discussion or warning. — Emptysora (talk) 06:10, 25 November 2019 (UTC)
Eh... I’ll bring this up in GC or the forums when I get the chance... — Emptysora (talk) 02:55, 18 December 2019 (UTC)