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'''The Harvest Moon Personality Quiz'''
  
''{{god|Lord77}} walks in, dressed in a Shakespearean style outfit, trying hard to avoid the chafing caused by the ridiculous purple tights he’s sporting. Clearing his voice, blowing on the feather in his cap to keep it off of his face and then half-choking on it, he prepares to recite.''
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* {{color|maroon||'''1:''' You really need to win this match the gold is exactly enough for you to achieve the goal you’ve been trying so hard to reach. Your opponent stands before you, sadly winning. What do you do to gain ground and defeat him?}}
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:<li>Stay calm and use ANYTHING to gain hp (or make them lose it). ANYTHING.</li>
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:<li>Punish against all odds.</li>
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:<li>Friend him and PM him repeatedly as a distraction.</li>
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:<li>Surprise them by serial encouraging. If that fails, scream, cuss and throw my phone across the room.</li>
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:<li>Depends on a few factors, but I might … punish.</li>
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:<li>I wish I could have done more practice…</li>
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:<li>I have my methods…</li>
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</ol><br>
  
“...In the beginning, there was {{god|Samuel Vimes}}. And, Samuel Vimes said, let there be the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], and it was good.  And, {{god|Samuel Vimes}} imparted wisdom, knowledge, aided those that were confused, in need, and the guild was peaceful.
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* {{color|maroon||'''2:''' Something in the council made you laugh. What was it, most likely?}}
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:<li>The guild curmudgeon being curmudgeonly (Hi, Belt!).</li>
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:<li>Conversation.</li>
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:<li>Auto carrot.</li>
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:<li>Belt’s poo jokes.</li>
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:<li>Something funny. Possibly a conversation unrelated to the game.</li>
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:<li>Guild role-play. Bet they got me into a jar again…</li>
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:<li>I put them in a jar again! :D</li>
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</ol><br>
  
Then, Samuel Vimes was pulled away from our guild, and things got...well, strange...
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* {{color|maroon||'''3:''' The guild is quiet. Too quiet. You have a feeling something’s going to happen. What do you think it will be?}}
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:<li>77 in (Hi HP!).</li>
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:<li>A murder mystery.</li>
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:<li>The troll will be released.</li>
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:<li>HP streaking through the guild council sans sock.</li>
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:<li>KRAK- A-THOOM! Dramatic thunder!</li>
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:<li>A party.</li>
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:<li>I probably would’ve broken the silence.</li>
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</ol><br>
  
''The image of {{god|Lord77}} pulls away, unfocusing for a moment and then becoming clear again. {{god|Susan Sto Helit}} and {{god|Azzageddi}} sit at the Watch House’s Historical Archives (mostly known as “The place where we throw everything we don’t need, want or eat, please beware of the llamas” these days), surrounded by ancient manuscripts, dusty books and the occasional llama.''
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* {{color|maroon||'''4:''' Something’s caught your eye in the Weekly Harvest. What word drew your attention?}}
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:<li>Underwear.</li>
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:<li>Encourage.</li>
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:<li>Sock.</li>
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:<li>Crossed-eyed.</li>
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:<li>I always read (almost) all of the content, so I don’t know.</li>
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:<li>CAT!</li>
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:<li>a seNtenCe Being tYped odDly.</li>
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</ol><br>
  
''{{god|Susan Sto Helit}} closes the tome she’s been consulting, killing a small mouse in the process, and says,''The AMCW goes back several millennia, having been created in the year of the cross-eyed cow, [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=1#post_40997 some months ago]. Our honorable founders, who are no longer around much, established it so that Godville could have some sort of order."
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* {{color|maroon||'''5:''' You have a day to yourself to spend however way you wish. Where you would most likely be found?}}
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:<li>In a tavern or in my lab doing…”research”</li>
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:<li>The HM spa.</li>
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:<li>The Closet.</li>
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:<li>In Harvest Moon’s Day Spa, of course.</li>
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:<li>At home, on the couch. I’m lazy.</li>
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:<li>In a field of flowers. BURNING THEM!</li>
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:<li>I’ll just be following Neko.</li>
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{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Even if we are using a rather forgiving concept of order here...
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* {{color|maroon||'''6:''' Your hero’s gotten boring. It’s time to find something a little more entertaining. What’s next on your list?}}
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:<li>I sense a new alt about to be born…</li>
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:<li>Knitting.</li>
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:<li>Honored Achievements.</li>
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:<li>A trip to Altoholics Anonymous with a brand-spanking-new alt!</li>
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:<li>Palringo is what I usually go to for fun.</li>
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:<li>Wouldn’t happen. My hero is too interesting.</li>
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:<li>Think of creative ways to torture my heroine.</li>
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{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Indeed. After all, with such a vast and diverse body of competent, zealous, <s>law-abiding</s> law-enforcing... hmm, competent officers, it is easy to sometimes step on someone’s toes (number of toes may vary, mainly because of [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=76#post_143710 Mith Igorina’s fine work]).”
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* {{color|maroon||'''7:''' You don’t know how it happened, you just woke up and…well you’re not taking the blame. Weird goo has gotten on a certain member’s shirt that also happens to be your favorites color. What color is it?}}
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:<li>Midnight blue (looks amazing on my floor – goo or no goo).</li>
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:<li>Blood.</li>
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:<li>Jade Green.</li>
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:<li>Blood Red.</li>
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:<li>Green, dark blue or purple.</li>
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:<li>All shades of blue. Especially Prussian Blue!</li>
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:<li>I’ll start with sky blue, then morph into other colors until it can give people an epileptic seizure.
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{{god|Azzageddi}}: “I still have a few extras. They’re quite useful. They make fine chopstick holders.
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* {{color|maroon||'''8:''' Your stomach’s growling. You’re craving your favorite Harvest Moon treat. What is it called?}}
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:<li>Fresh kitty sammich with onions, sharp cheddar and Russian dressing.</li>
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:<li>Kitten sammies.</li>
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:<li>Kitten sammiches.</li>
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:<li>Popped Kitten Puffs.</li>
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:<li>'''Dark Flame''' ''on'' a kitty sammich.</li>
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:<li>Salted puppy jerky.</li>
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:<li>Something salty.</li>
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{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Right... too much information there... Anyway, we are not, by far, the oldest officers in the Watch but I guess we have seen the Guild through some rough times.
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* {{color|maroon||'''9:''' A member needs your help and you have what they need. What is your skill?}}
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:<li>Reviving pets.</li>
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:<li>Giving advice.</li>
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:<li>Arenaing.</li>
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:<li>Shaking my Fabulass©.</li>
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:<li>Trivia.</li>
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:<li>Taming cats.</li>
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:<li>Fast talking my way out of trouble.</li>
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{{god|Azzageddi}}: “[http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=63#post_103995 The crickets]... oh, [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=64#post_105091 the crickets]” ''(shudders)''
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* {{color|maroon||'''10:''' A random thought goes through your head. What most likely are you thinking?}}
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:<li>I wonder what wine goes best with _his _ meatloaf?</li>
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:<li>/dev/random.</li>
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:<li>Milk.</li>
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:<li>Bacon.</li>
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:<li>Probably something very remotely related to the context, through several other things.</li>
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:<li>I AM AWESOME!</li>
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:<li>I don’t want to do this anymore… I think we’re done here.</li>
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{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: ''(smiles nostalgically)'' “The crickets... And the fire-breathing vampire bats. [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=76#post_143710 They took a liking to you].”
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''Read the rest of this issue to discover which WH Staffer <s>you’ve clearly been stalking</s> is most like you!''
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: "They liked me WAY too much!"
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: "Well, they were nothing compared to the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=77#post_154078 chocolate hippos...]”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Was that really chocolate in the pool? Because I certainly never tasted any of it.”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “And just how curious are you?”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: ''(silence, crickets sing in the background)'' "...I withdraw the question."
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: "Well, fortunately, Leonard took care of them. Well, sort of... But there was one infestation that turned out rather well."
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}:  “Ah, yes! The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=78#post_168557 Sex-crazed Llamas]!”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: ''(facepalms)'' “No! I mean the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=81#post_171438 baby-oh-baby buga-buga bunnies].”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Oh, that infestation!”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: ''(sighs)''  "Well, the baby-oh-baby buga-buga bunnies did start off as one of the main ingredients in the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=79#post_169047 creation of the sex-crazed llamas].”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: "That... [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=119#post_183191 explains a few things]...”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “I guess it does. But, of course, the bunnies were not always the omnipresent, self-confident beings most people know them to be... Take Mitzi, for instance...”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: "Yes ''(dreamily)''. Well, true, she didn’t use to speak much. In fact, she used to hit me a lot... [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=86#post_174878 and rather hard, too].”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: "Remember when she [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=102#post_177854 broke Lordy’s nose]? [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=105#post_178202 Twice]?”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Well, I was splintering into [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=102#post_177818 thousands of copies of myself] all over the land at the time, so I didn’t catch it personally.”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Yeah, I guess you just had to be there...”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Oh, I was there, all right... and there... and there... and ''(tossing a thumb over his shoulder)'' over there too!”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: "And, of course, there’s always [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=86#post_174884 Sasha and Pasha].”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: "Didn’t they sell Lordy to some gnomes once?"
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “You mean [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=87#post_175076 Gnome-a-geddon]? The great gnome invasions? Our one and only dungeon crawl?”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Oh yeah! That’s how Sasha and Pasha got enough money to start their bar, actually.”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “You mean the bar we’re not supposed to have because we’re the Watch?”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: "Um, call it a neighborhood-watch meeting room...that just happens to sell hard liquor and have a piano and a chocolate fountain. And a karaoke machine that never plays [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=112#post_181449 what you want it to play].”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “It always seems to please our guests at parties. And we’ve had some good ones.”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “I guess [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=90#post_176038 the luau] was our first big one, wasn’t it?”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Pretty much. The ones before that could just be classified as ‘spontaneous attempts to get everyone pissed drunk’.”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Worked for me.”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Well, they were fun... Drinking has been one of our most effective ways of recruiting new officers into the guild...”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Like {{god|Godofbeer}}! Yes, he joined us [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=90#post_176229 right around the time of the luau].”
 
 
 
''{{god|Godofbeer}} peeks in at the sound of his name associated with parties.'' “Did anyone mention booze?”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Upstairs, Corporal. Upstairs.”
 
 
 
Godofbeer: “Oh, right.. Thanks!” ''(Leaves)''
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “O-kay... Moving on...”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Hey, wasn’t the luau held right after {{god|Lord77}} joined us?”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “No, that you’re thinking of the Hogswatch party. But, yes, that luau changed a lot of things for the guild.”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Yes... {{god|Lord77}}, then {{god|Godofbeer}}, then {{god|Ravenvalykre}}...”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “The unfortunate loss of [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=84#post_174083 Lordy’s drinking buddy]...”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “That was around the time I straightened up. Waking up from a blackout to discover I had somehow been put in charge of things while the Commander was away, pretty much did the trick.”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Well, technically... {{god|The Almighty Anne}} should be in charge. You were just too drunk to figure that one out.”
 
 
 
{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Wait, what?? ''(checks the Guild lists)'' YOU’RE RIGHT! She’s senior to me! Does this mean I can stop being in charge?”
 
 
 
{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “I have no idea and I really don’t care. But I’d say yes, you’re off the hook.”
 
 
 
''({{god|The Almighty Anne}} materializes in the room, hands on her hips, tapping her foot)'' “Nuh-uh! No way is he off the hook! This watch is a meritocracy- it doesn’t matter how long I’ve been here! Besides, Sergeant Colon was in the watch longer than Mister Vimes, but you don’t see Colon in charge do you? See? I’m like Co... I’m not even going to finish that! You get the point.  And anyway ''(sidling up to the spluttering {{god|Azzageddi}})'', it’s so nice seeing a nice, strong, manly demon in charge... ''(flutters eyelashes)'', the watch just wouldn’t work with little ol’ me running the show." ''(sighs deeply causing a disconcerting amount of movement under the bodice of her dress)''.
 
 
 
''Thank you to our good friends at [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] for sharing their guild’s history with us! We look forward to Part 2 of “Behind the Guild: AMCW” soon. As part of our quest to <s>conquer</s> get to know our neighbors, we hope to look at many more guilds in upcoming issues. If you’d like to share a bit of your guild’s history, contact one of the Weekly Harvest staff.''
 
 
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*'''What:''' Beach party! <br>'''When:''' this weekend <br>'''Where:''' The [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181 guild forum]. <br>'''Why:''' BBQ, volleyball, watermelon smashing, burying heroes in the sand (possibly not including their heads), and other traditional beach activities. Giant crab attacks likely but not guaranteed. <br><br>
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*'''What:''' Gambling! <br>'''When:''' All the time! <br>'''Where:''' The [[Lucky God Casino]] [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1150 guild forum]. <br>'''Why:''' Monster Wheel, White Russian Roulette, Fuzzy Dice and more!
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Congratulations to last week’s winner, {{god|Raindropstop}} who is our fourth and final contestant in this month’s Over the Moon Championship round! She’ll be joining {{god|Godofbeer}}, {{god|Never More}} and {{god|Rosalind Vivian}} in the Championship. Who will take home the title? Stay tuned!
 
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|'''What:''' A new guild! <br>'''When:''' NOW! <br>'''Where:''' The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2399 Red Slate] guild forum. <br>'''Why:''' Stop by and welcome the new neighbors. <br><br>
* {{god|Klldarkness}} on the conpletion of his temple!!<br> “48 levels, 41 deaths. 344 days, 31 wins, 20 losses. 3 pets, and 54603 monsters killed. Finally...My first temple is done:  02:38 AM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can't believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.”
 
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|'''Zostacular''' - 68th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “☾ Zoson of Spoltog ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/savings?page=1#p_46 46th position] in the [[pantheon of savings]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Zoson}}. She is deeply gratified by her place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
 
 
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| [[File:MattX.jpg|thumb|left|What? He’s Hercules, dang it!]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|MattX}}
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| [[File:Teak.jpg|thumb|left|Sooo happy and … fuzzy and … creepy!]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|Teak}}
 
*  '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
 
*  '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My hero met Kyrin and she said HM was always looking for new members.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' There aren't a lot of evil guilds out there, and HM is the biggest and the baddest of them. :)}}
*  '''Q:''' What is your favorite salty snack?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' What kind of snacks are salty?}}
 
 
*  '''Q:''' What song do you love to dance to?
 
*  '''Q:''' What song do you love to dance to?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Uh...the ones my hero don't like}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' The 1812 Oveture, though I tend to go a little overboard with the lightning bolts… Who am I kidding? It's not possible to go overboard with lightning bolts.}}
*  '''Q:''' What color underwear are you wearing?
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*  '''Q:''' Where does your heroine hide her coin purse?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Same kind my hero is: none. :/}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' She has a coin purse?  Oh, perhaps it's that thing she always has hanging from her walking stick, like some sort of deflated and defeated flag the wind never touches. I didn't recognize it because its always empty.}}
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*  '''Q:''' What advice would you give a young player?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Punish punish punish!}}
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*  '''Q:''' What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Puppy pâté and crispy charred cricket, mmmm de-licious!}}
 
*  '''Q:''' Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
 
*  '''Q:''' Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Yes. I don't like wasting my power on my hero.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Does rage quitting count as getting emotional?}}
*  '''Q:''' How do you like to spend your spare time?
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*  '''Q:''' Where would your heroine go on their first date...assuming they ever get one?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I like to spend my spare time admiring other heroes. Sorry WiCKeD_ClOWnZ}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' We all know the answer to that one… Chuck E Cheese!}}
*  '''Q:''' What is the most memorable thing your hero has done so far?
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*  '''Q:''' If you could change one thing about the city of Godville, what would it be?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Most memorable thing my hero has done so far is died.}}
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* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Free beer, maybe my temple could finally be completed then.}}
*  '''Q:''' If you had to eat your hero, which part of the body would you tuck into first?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Brain because he doesn't know how to use it.}}
 
*  '''Q:''' What's the most evil thing your hero has done in your temple?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My hero's a bum. Didn't even build my temple yet.}}
 
*  '''Q:''' Of all of the equipment out there, what is your ultimate, dream “outfit” for your hero?
 
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Ultimate dream outfit: his colorful underwear, of course.}}
 
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|<br>'''FOR SALE:''' Snow blower. Almost new! Only used on snowy days. North Pole residents only - no shipping. Call Santa Claws for more info.
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| [[File:Drfrank.jpeg|thumbnail|left|An evil queen]]''Dear Dr. Frank, <br><br>Lately, I’ve been checking on Godville more often than before... OK, a lot more often. My friends tell me I’m addicted, but I don’t think I am. My question to you is: can you tell me where the lines are between “casual goddess”, “hard-core goddess” and “it’s time for an intervention”? <br><br>Signed, <br> She only dies when her goddess is sleeping.''
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[[File:HSRiddles.jpg|thumb|left|When is a door not a door?]] Congratulations to {{god|Godofbeer}} for answering last week’s riddle! He’s clearly motivated to become a star at the [[Sowing Sun]] theater. Watch for him in this Sunday’s Sock Puppet play!
  
<br><br>Dearest, Insomniac <br><br> You’re fine! If your friends don’t get it, they clearly don’t understand. I mean look at {{god|SBFH}}! His hero is 16 months ''younger'' and 14 levels ''higher'' than the hero of the amazing and awesome goddess directly below him in the [[pantheon of might]] and he’s just “a casual player”. He’s a bit too goody-goodie to be a compass for all situations, but when it comes to checking on your heroine and making sure she stays on task, I say: if SBFH is a “casual god”, I’m downright lazy. A minion is a big responsibility and one you shouldn’t take lightly. You’d feed a child once or twice a day, I’m guessing, which requires prep work in the <s>lab</s> kitchen, clean up after - but it’s a labor of love, right? I’m suddenly really hungry. Anyway, in my book, you only have a problem if you can’t ignore your heroine, even on purpose, for a solid 4 hours of sleep. You have to take care of ''you'' if you’re going to be an effective goddess. <br><br>Yours, <br>~Dr. Frank
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''Need advice? Send {{god|Doctor Frank-n-furter}} your questions directly or submit them to any member of the newspaper staff.''
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# Your hero is selling at the traders, still has three more items to sell, and you activate an artifact that starts a mini-quest. This is the next thing that happens.
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'''If you answered 6 or more questions “A”, you’re most like:''' <br>{{god|Doctor Frank-n-furter}} <br>Fellow member has a pet down? You’re the God to go to. Calm, clear headed <s>and a bit scary</s>, you find the humor in almost any situation. With a whole lab at your disposal, you can confidently say you know a thing or two about Godville. If someone has a question, your lab doors are <s>almost</s> always open. You invite them to stop by… and perhaps stay for a bite…<br><br>
# Your hero is selling at the traders, still has three more items to sell, and you activate an artifact that makes your hero search for allies against an underground boss. This is the next thing that happens.
 
# This is the maximum number of different gods that could be featured on 'Famous Heroes of Godville' and 'Ideabox News' per week.
 
# These are three ways to get rid of tribbles.
 
  
[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|Games and winners and prizes! Oh, my!]]Congratulations to {{god|Rosalind Vivian}} for answering last week’s quiz! It was a toughy, but with three correct, she was the closest. She’ll be joining {{god|Godofbeer}} and {{god|Never More}} in the Over the Moon Championship round.  
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'''If you answered 6 or more questions “B”, you’re most like:''' <br>{{god|Zeerty}} <br>Ever loyal to the Blood Moon, the word “Encourage” is a major pet peeve of yours. When backed into a corner, the punish button is your best friend. You’re known for your great advice, curious mind and fun-loving personality. After a long day in the arena you would most likely be found kicking back in the Harvest Moon spa, Kitten Sammies by your side.<br><br>
  
Who will be our final contestant in this month’s championship? It could be you! See you in the forum!
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'''If you answered 6 or more questions “C”, you’re most like:''' <br>{{god|Hairplug4men}} <br>You have no fear of confined spaces, and have a <s>slightly disturbing</s> love for <s>smelly</s> well-worn, inanimate objects. Others see past your eccentricities and recognize you for your loyalty to your Guild and your friends. After a long day in the arena… you go to the arena again! One day, you’ll have all of the “a cheap mints” Godville has to offer.<br><br>
  
<br><sub>'''How to play:''' <br> 1. Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'') and submitted via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.'' <br> 2. The first god/dess to get all questions right (or with the most correct) will win four (4) charges ''and'' be automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship''', held monthly on Palringo. <br> 3. The winner of the Championship (based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!
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'''If you answered 6 or more questions “D”, you’re most like:''' <br>{{god|Bellatrixie The Strange}} <br>Evil is your best friend. You laugh in the face of danger, all the while eating popped kitten puffs and demanding your minions show you the proper respect. Your humor and self-confidence is one of the many traits that that Gods admire about you, but it's your strong sense of leadership and loyalty that keeps them knocking on your -Guild- door.<br><br>
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''Mysterious and round, I shine with pale light. I've known only darkness. I'm familiar with night. Still, though grown in the dark, I make someone’s face light. ''
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'''If you answered 6 or more questions “E”, you’re most like:''' <br>{{god|Elementarion}} <br>Over analytical to a benefit to all who meet you. Not only do you possess the ability to make up words, but entire languages. If everybody had one of you in their pocket, there would be no need for smartphones as you know all. Your genius is only outdone by your creativity. <br><br>
  
[[File:HSRiddles.jpg|thumb|left|When is a door not a door?]] Congratulations to {{god|Godofbeer}} for answering last week’s riddle! He’s won a role in this Sunday’s Sock Puppet play at [[Sowing Sun]]!
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'''If you answered 6 or more questions “F”, you’re most like:''' <br>{{god|Nekomancer}} <br>You may not be the eldest, but you are working on becoming the most delightfully evil member of your guild. With a passion for fun and a penchant for mischief, you’re very good at being up to no good. Your sense of humor and creativity are admired and enjoyed by all who meet you. <br><br>
  
Answer this week’s riddle and get your chance to shine! Good luck!
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'''If you answered 6 or more questions “G”, you’re most like:''' <br>{{god|Somnias Vagus}} <br>Not one to divulge your secrets, you manage to surprise your fellow God/desses on a regular basis. Whether you’re sketching your hero/ine’s latest adventure, or Punishing them to within an inch of their life, you’re doing it with style! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around.
 
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This week’s featured topic: Personality Quiz

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What doesn't kill you typically maims you. • #42

Which Weekly Harvest Staffer Are You?

Striving to be as evil as “Cosmo”...

The Harvest Moon Personality Quiz

  • 1: You really need to win this match the gold is exactly enough for you to achieve the goal you’ve been trying so hard to reach. Your opponent stands before you, sadly winning. What do you do to gain ground and defeat him?
  1. Stay calm and use ANYTHING to gain hp (or make them lose it). ANYTHING.
  2. Punish against all odds.
  3. Friend him and PM him repeatedly as a distraction.
  4. Surprise them by serial encouraging. If that fails, scream, cuss and throw my phone across the room.
  5. Depends on a few factors, but I might … punish.
  6. I wish I could have done more practice…
  7. I have my methods…

  • 2: Something in the council made you laugh. What was it, most likely?
  1. The guild curmudgeon being curmudgeonly (Hi, Belt!).
  2. Conversation.
  3. Auto carrot.
  4. Belt’s poo jokes.
  5. Something funny. Possibly a conversation unrelated to the game.
  6. Guild role-play. Bet they got me into a jar again…
  7. I put them in a jar again! :D

  • 3: The guild is quiet. Too quiet. You have a feeling something’s going to happen. What do you think it will be?
  1. 77 in (Hi HP!).
  2. A murder mystery.
  3. The troll will be released.
  4. HP streaking through the guild council sans sock.
  5. KRAK- A-THOOM! Dramatic thunder!
  6. A party.
  7. I probably would’ve broken the silence.

  • 4: Something’s caught your eye in the Weekly Harvest. What word drew your attention?
  1. Underwear.
  2. Encourage.
  3. Sock.
  4. Crossed-eyed.
  5. I always read (almost) all of the content, so I don’t know.
  6. CAT!
  7. a seNtenCe Being tYped odDly.

  • 5: You have a day to yourself to spend however way you wish. Where you would most likely be found?
  1. In a tavern or in my lab doing…”research”
  2. The HM spa.
  3. The Closet.
  4. In Harvest Moon’s Day Spa, of course.
  5. At home, on the couch. I’m lazy.
  6. In a field of flowers. BURNING THEM!
  7. I’ll just be following Neko.

  • 6: Your hero’s gotten boring. It’s time to find something a little more entertaining. What’s next on your list?
  1. I sense a new alt about to be born…
  2. Knitting.
  3. Honored Achievements.
  4. A trip to Altoholics Anonymous with a brand-spanking-new alt!
  5. Palringo is what I usually go to for fun.
  6. Wouldn’t happen. My hero is too interesting.
  7. Think of creative ways to torture my heroine.

  • 7: You don’t know how it happened, you just woke up and…well you’re not taking the blame. Weird goo has gotten on a certain member’s shirt that also happens to be your favorites color. What color is it?
  1. Midnight blue (looks amazing on my floor – goo or no goo).
  2. Blood.
  3. Jade Green.
  4. Blood Red.
  5. Green, dark blue or purple.
  6. All shades of blue. Especially Prussian Blue!
  7. I’ll start with sky blue, then morph into other colors until it can give people an epileptic seizure.

  • 8: Your stomach’s growling. You’re craving your favorite Harvest Moon treat. What is it called?
  1. Fresh kitty sammich with onions, sharp cheddar and Russian dressing.
  2. Kitten sammies.
  3. Kitten sammiches.
  4. Popped Kitten Puffs.
  5. Dark Flame on a kitty sammich.
  6. Salted puppy jerky.
  7. Something salty.

  • 9: A member needs your help and you have what they need. What is your skill?
  1. Reviving pets.
  2. Giving advice.
  3. Arenaing.
  4. Shaking my Fabulass©.
  5. Trivia.
  6. Taming cats.
  7. Fast talking my way out of trouble.

  • 10: A random thought goes through your head. What most likely are you thinking?
  1. I wonder what wine goes best with _his _ meatloaf?
  2. /dev/random.
  3. Milk.
  4. Bacon.
  5. Probably something very remotely related to the context, through several other things.
  6. I AM AWESOME!
  7. I don’t want to do this anymore… I think we’re done here.

Read the rest of this issue to discover which WH Staffer you’ve clearly been stalking is most like you!

Over the Moon

Games and winners and prizes! Oh, my!
We’ll bring you another quiz next week for your chance to compete in the next Championship. Until then, sharpen your wit and hone your trivia skills!

Congratulations to last week’s winner, GodRaindropstop  who is our fourth and final contestant in this month’s Over the Moon Championship round! She’ll be joining GodGodofbeer , GodNever More  and GodRosalind Vivian  in the Championship. Who will take home the title? Stay tuned!

News Briefs

What: A new guild!
When: NOW!
Where: The Red Slate guild forum.
Why: Stop by and welcome the new neighbors.

Member of the Week

Sooo happy and … fuzzy and … creepy!
Get to know a member of Harvest Moon! This week's guest is: GodTeak 
  • Q: How did you choose HM?
  • A: There aren't a lot of evil guilds out there, and HM is the biggest and the baddest of them. :)
  • Q: What song do you love to dance to?
  • A: The 1812 Oveture, though I tend to go a little overboard with the lightning bolts… Who am I kidding? It's not possible to go overboard with lightning bolts.
  • Q: Where does your heroine hide her coin purse?
  • A: She has a coin purse? Oh, perhaps it's that thing she always has hanging from her walking stick, like some sort of deflated and defeated flag the wind never touches. I didn't recognize it because its always empty.
  • Q: What advice would you give a young player?
  • A: Punish punish punish!
  • Q: What toppings do you like on your kitten sammiches?
  • A: Puppy pâté and crispy charred cricket, mmmm de-licious!
  • Q: Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
  • A: Does rage quitting count as getting emotional?
  • Q: Where would your heroine go on their first date...assuming they ever get one?
  • A: We all know the answer to that one… Chuck E Cheese!
  • Q: If you could change one thing about the city of Godville, what would it be?
  • A: Free beer, maybe my temple could finally be completed then.

Classifieds

Selling Evil Since Day 898 g.e.
WANTED: Pet trainer. Must be a fast runner and have spare pants. For more information call: 555-NOO-BITE. Quick! Ouch! Spot, stop that!

FREE: God power! Spend 3500 coins, plus shipping and handling, and get your days’ worth of God power FREE! Limited time offer! Call 555-WUT-SCAM

NEW LOCATION: The “Better Now” Clinic has moved to Beerburgh! New location, same philosophy. We DO NOT let inexperienced doctors poke, prod and tear our patients. We use only the finest, top of the line surgeons for those needs. Visit us today!

FREE: Kittens free to a good home. I’ll even give you a month’s worth of cat food just take the dang cats! Their meowing is keeping me up all night. Call MEOW-PLZ. I need them out meow… I mean now!

Hidden Shadows Riddles

This Week’s Riddle:

I can be cross, but never cruel.
I'll be sorry, but not guilty.
I can be spooked, but not anxious.
I'm sweet, but think candy and you’re wrong.
Though I can be swallowed, I will never be eaten.
What am I?

When is a door not a door?
Congratulations to GodGodofbeer  for answering last week’s riddle! He’s clearly motivated to become a star at the Sowing Sun theater. Watch for him in this Sunday’s Sock Puppet play!

Answer this week’s riddle and get your chance to shine! Good luck!


How to play:
1. The riddle will be posted here (and only here) in The Weekly Harvest.
2. Answers should be posted on Hidden Shadows guild forum.
3. You have 3 guesses. Once you’ve used those 3, you will be unable to guess again.
4. If the riddle goes unanswered for five days, anyone can guess regardless of number of previous guesses.
5. The answer will be posted the day of the new riddle if there isn’t a winner.
6. The winner will get a spot in the Sowing Sun Sunday sock puppet play!

Personality Quiz “Answers”

So… Which WH Staffer are you most like?

If you answered 6 or more questions “A”, you’re most like:
GodDoctor Frank-n-furter 
Fellow member has a pet down? You’re the God to go to. Calm, clear headed and a bit scary, you find the humor in almost any situation. With a whole lab at your disposal, you can confidently say you know a thing or two about Godville. If someone has a question, your lab doors are almost always open. You invite them to stop by… and perhaps stay for a bite…

If you answered 6 or more questions “B”, you’re most like:
GodZeerty 
Ever loyal to the Blood Moon, the word “Encourage” is a major pet peeve of yours. When backed into a corner, the punish button is your best friend. You’re known for your great advice, curious mind and fun-loving personality. After a long day in the arena you would most likely be found kicking back in the Harvest Moon spa, Kitten Sammies by your side.

If you answered 6 or more questions “C”, you’re most like:
GodHairplug4men 
You have no fear of confined spaces, and have a slightly disturbing love for smelly well-worn, inanimate objects. Others see past your eccentricities and recognize you for your loyalty to your Guild and your friends. After a long day in the arena… you go to the arena again! One day, you’ll have all of the “a cheap mints” Godville has to offer.

If you answered 6 or more questions “D”, you’re most like:
GodBellatrixie The Strange 
Evil is your best friend. You laugh in the face of danger, all the while eating popped kitten puffs and demanding your minions show you the proper respect. Your humor and self-confidence is one of the many traits that that Gods admire about you, but it's your strong sense of leadership and loyalty that keeps them knocking on your -Guild- door.

If you answered 6 or more questions “E”, you’re most like:
GodElementarion 
Over analytical to a benefit to all who meet you. Not only do you possess the ability to make up words, but entire languages. If everybody had one of you in their pocket, there would be no need for smartphones as you know all. Your genius is only outdone by your creativity.

If you answered 6 or more questions “F”, you’re most like:
GodNekomancer 
You may not be the eldest, but you are working on becoming the most delightfully evil member of your guild. With a passion for fun and a penchant for mischief, you’re very good at being up to no good. Your sense of humor and creativity are admired and enjoyed by all who meet you.

If you answered 6 or more questions “G”, you’re most like:
GodSomnias Vagus 
Not one to divulge your secrets, you manage to surprise your fellow God/desses on a regular basis. Whether you’re sketching your hero/ine’s latest adventure, or Punishing them to within an inch of their life, you’re doing it with style! There’s never a dull moment when you’re around.

Special Announcements

Let us know if you or someone you know hits a GV milestone - whoa! Not that kind of milestone, silly! Every hero travels, we mean hitting Cardinal or Prophet; playing for 666 days; a birthday, Godiversary, or other great event… Let us know and we’ll put it right here in the Weekly Harvest!


A Hero’s Chronicle

By: GodSomnias Vagus  and GodNekomancer 
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Special Thanks to our staff writers: Bellatrixie the Strange, Belteshazzar, Doctor Frank-n-Furter, Elementarion, Hairplug4men, Lady Darkness, Mistress of Science and Zeerty. Content contributors: Cecceticat, Iduna, Makaze, Raindropstop and SourceRunner. Staff photographer: Bellatrixie the Strange.
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